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Date: Thu, Feb 16 2012 21:32:21
Sorry if there's a joke thread already. But, here I go: -What's a bear's favorite Mexican food? -"Bear-ritos" And here's another pun: If youre ever in need of an ark, I "Noah" guy. (it sounds better when you say it aloud.) HAHAHA
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Date: Fri, Feb 17 2012 01:38:34
any yo mamma and arrow to the knee related jokes. This thread as well
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Date: Fri, Feb 17 2012 01:54:54
that's punny
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Date: Fri, Feb 17 2012 02:13:47
why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side HAHAHAHA :trollface:
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Date: Fri, Feb 17 2012 02:49:10
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken. A neutron walks into a bar, and asks how much for a drink. The bartender looks him up and down and replies, "For you, no charge."
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Date: Fri, Feb 17 2012 03:05:39
why did the dead baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken
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Date: Fri, Feb 17 2012 03:23:05
ahaha. i got another one: father: How were your test scores, son? son: underwater. father: what do you mean by "underwater" son: they were below "c" level. LOLOLOL
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Date: Fri, Feb 17 2012 04:13:31
cheesy science joke: 2 men walk into a bar the first one says "I'll have some H2O" the second one says "I'll have some H2O too" the second man died in case you don't get it: H2O2 is poison
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Date: Fri, Feb 17 2012 04:20:37
meeguelz wrote: cheesy science joke: 2 men walk into a bar the first one says "I'll have some H2O" the second one says "I'll have some H2O too" the second man died in case you don't get it: H2O2 is poison
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Date: Fri, Feb 17 2012 04:31:37
knock knock! who's there? banana banana who? knock knock! who's there? banana banana who? knock knock! who's there? banana banana who? knock knock! who's there? banana banana who? knock knock! who's there? Orange orange who? orange you glad I didn't say banana
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Date: Fri, Feb 17 2012 05:03:58
an infinite amount of mathematicians walk into a bar. the first one orders a pint of beer, the second orders half a pint, the third orders a quarter, etc etc. the bartender replies, "You guys really need to know your limits."
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Date: Fri, Feb 17 2012 05:18:29
knock knock! who's there? sex! sex who? sex with me! BAM *sunglasses*
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Date: Fri, Feb 17 2012 05:29:40
They once made a Chuck Norris Toilet Paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Date: Fri, Feb 17 2012 05:54:15
i hate telling Noble Gas jokes. there's never a reaction.
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Date: Fri, Feb 17 2012 06:33:01
What's the slipperiest country? Greece.
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Date: Fri, Feb 17 2012 06:46:58
A favourite pickup line of a friend's (he doesn't actually use it lol): Hey, you like raisins? No? How about a date? Will return when I remember more, my high school year's full of them, with loads of dirty jokes.
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Date: Fri, Feb 17 2012 07:57:26
SO A SEAL WALKS INTO A CLUB.
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Date: Fri, Feb 17 2012 08:57:24
How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Just Juan.
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Date: Fri, Feb 17 2012 09:05:56
My great grandfather was in World War 2, he was a messy man, he could never throw anything away. He died holding a hand grenade.
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Date: Fri, Feb 17 2012 11:25:25
why is 6 afraid of 7? cuz 7 ate(8) 9, and rapes 10
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Date: Fri, Feb 17 2012 16:04:07
how do you make a plumber cry? - - you kill all his family members and friends.
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Date: Fri, Feb 17 2012 17:16:54
So... how do you organize a party in space? You planet.
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Date: Fri, Feb 17 2012 19:22:55
What country likes breast feeding a lot? Nepal.
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Date: Fri, Feb 17 2012 19:30:00
The guy who invented knock knock jokes should get a no-bell prize
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Date: Sun, Feb 19 2012 11:12:29
There was something about that needle, that I can't put my finger on.
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Date: Sun, Feb 19 2012 11:36:06
Raos wrote: any yo mamma and arrow to the knee related jokes. This thread as well
You're so fat your busts look like punkans. Not that you can bust or anything. -
Date: Tue, Feb 21 2012 14:21:37
Two atoms walk into a bar, when one turns to the other and says "I think I've lost an electron" the other says "are you sure" to which the other replies "I'm positive" I once visited a crematorium who gave discounts to burn victims.
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Date: Thu, Feb 23 2012 04:59:14
Knock Knock Who's there? Yah Yah who? I didn't know you were a website LHHLOLLMFAOROFLCOPTER
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Date: Thu, Feb 23 2012 05:06:10
Why did the priest put his head in the holy water? He was looking for solvation.
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Date: Thu, Feb 23 2012 06:09:41
Don't be a 3rd derivative. (Calculus/Physics topic)
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Date: Thu, Feb 23 2012 06:25:52
What was Tupac's favorite dish? Spaghetto.
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Date: Thu, Feb 23 2012 06:42:27
Go watch TheAnnoyingOrange videos and you'll have plenty.
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Date: Sat, Feb 25 2012 02:33:58
JackyMacky wrote: Don't be a 3rd derivative. (Calculus/Physics topic)
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Date: Sat, Feb 25 2012 02:38:58
Sooo, what do you call a man, with no arms and legs, laying on your porch? Matt.
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Date: Sat, Feb 25 2012 02:41:20
How did the hipster drink his coffee? He drank it before it was cool.
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Date: Sat, Feb 25 2012 03:31:11
^ LOLOLOLOL
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Date: Sat, Feb 25 2012 04:37:00
What did the girl with no legs or hands get for christmas? Cancer Why are black people good at basketball? They practice. Chuck Norris once pissed on the side of a semi. That semi is now known as Optimus Prime. Chuck Norris once got in a fight with Superman. The loser had to wear their underwear on the outside of their pants. Im here all week.
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Date: Sat, Feb 25 2012 04:42:33
You guys all smell a little like updog.
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Date: Sat, Feb 25 2012 05:39:59
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. *ZOMG THAT IS HILARIOUS* :hah:
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Date: Sat, Feb 25 2012 05:53:02
[video=youtube;z7GvstxiH-M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7GvstxiH-M[/video] [video=youtube;jQ4kL4pI-rY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQ4kL4pI-rY[/video] [video=youtube;jzHBszZn6uo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzHBszZn6uo[/video] [video=youtube;Zrnd63DAH8o]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zrnd63DAH8o[/video] have fun
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Date: Sat, Feb 25 2012 23:41:38
A Lion would never cheat on its wife.. but a Tiger wood.
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Date: Sun, Feb 26 2012 00:53:13
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
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Date: Mon, Feb 27 2012 17:50:50
Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.
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Date: Mon, Feb 27 2012 19:09:01
These aren't lame at all.
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Date: Thu, Jun 28 2012 07:40:58
Two men walk into a bar. The first one says,"Can I have some H2O?". The second man says,"Can I have some H2O too?". The second man dies.
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Date: Thu, Jun 28 2012 07:44:55
Tentcell wrote: Why are black people good at basketball? They practice.
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Date: Fri, Jun 29 2012 01:25:15
LOL
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Date: Sat, Aug 10 2013 01:24:29
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Date: Sat, Aug 10 2013 01:33:28
Yamaguchi wrote: http://puu.sh/3Y7Tu.jpg @Kcom2002
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Date: Sun, Aug 11 2013 03:19:54
How may Spinnerpeem do we need to make a thousand puns? ONLY ONE
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Date: Sun, Aug 11 2013 19:24:53
It must stink to have Obama's initials.
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Date: Sun, Oct 13 2013 05:04:02
I love lame jokes, especially chem jokes :D Wanna hear a joke about potassium? K. Wanna hear a joke about sodium? Na. Wanna hear a joke about yttrium? Y? Are you full of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you're beautiful. What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder? "You may have graduated, but I have many degrees!" Oh, and here's a yo mama one my sister loves: Yo mama so fat when she walked past the TV I missed three episodes. Hahahaha enjoy :D