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Off-topic / PIcking your favourite/favorite/favrite/feyvrit condiment
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Date: Thu, Feb 16 2012 00:49:35
If you were only allowed to pick one condiment to shower or bathe with for the rest of your life, what would it be? Condiment as in ketchup, mustard, salad dressing, sriracha, plum sauce, hoisin sauce, anything you can think of as long as it's considered a part of that group. Use your best judgement. Now, I don't mean using it as shampoo/soap or whatever, I mean instead of water, you will be using this condiment. It doesn't matter how you're getting this condiment or what it's going to do to your drainage system and the plumbing in your house, because even at the pool or public showers this will be the only condiment that comes out, ever. You can use regular soap and/or shampoo as per usual (unless you're a dirty dude), but there will never be water that comes out for you when you're showering. You can go swimming if you want, it will be normal water then, but like usual (unless you're a dirty person) you will be washing that disgusting chlorine trash off your beautiful supple body after you swim. Let's keep this topic clean and not say anything like "I want to get pooped/peed on" because that's gross and nobody wants that. Besides, nobody normal eats that so that doesn't even make any sense. Pick now! Some examples/choices: [ ] ketchup [ ] mustard [ ] mayonnaise [ ] relish [ ] barbecue sauce [ ] sriracha [ ] honey mustard [ ] teriyaki sauce [ ] sub sauce [ ] hoisin sauce [ ] fish sauce [ ] vinegar (black, white, red, green, blue, whatever) [ ] chipotle sauce [ ] soy sauce [ ] hollandaise sauce [ ] gravy (beef, chicken, turkey, lamb, fish, whatever) [ ] cranberry sauce [ ] strawberry sauce [ ] apple sauce [ ] marshmallow foam [ ] oil [ ] salad dressing [ ] chocolate sauce [ ] icing [ ] sauerkraut [ ] whipped cream [ ] hot sauce [ ] yogurt
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Date: Thu, Feb 16 2012 00:54:17
I prefer tomato sauce. On my snags.
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Date: Thu, Feb 16 2012 00:59:01
Chocolate syrup please, thanks. My answer might have been different if I couldn't use soap.
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Date: Thu, Feb 16 2012 01:07:50
does milk count? if so, milk. Frog~
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Date: Thu, Feb 16 2012 01:24:31
water. i put water on my food to make it moist cause it makes it tastE better sometimes
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Date: Thu, Feb 16 2012 02:14:02
vinegar yo. all day malt vinegar ftw
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Date: Thu, Feb 16 2012 02:30:27
Pick whatever has the weakest odor and is something you don't like to eat so you don't ruin your favorite condiment.
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Date: Thu, Feb 16 2012 02:30:33
any chik-fil-a sauce
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Date: Thu, Feb 16 2012 03:28:45
[x] jalapeno peppers [x] chili peppers [x] any other peppers thats it
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Date: Thu, Feb 16 2012 03:29:44
Dack Janiels. >.< in all seriousness tho, prob bbq sauce.
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Date: Thu, Feb 16 2012 03:47:05
root beer. even though that's not a condiment
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Date: Thu, Feb 16 2012 04:00:01
Vinegar. The only problem is I'd need to keep my eyes closed as much as I can while I shower So It doesn't sting. Also, I'd be smelling like vinegar day. That also kind of sucks. I'm just not very fond of sauces. To me, vinegar would be the closest choice to water so... yeah.
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Date: Thu, Feb 16 2012 04:39:03
probably something washable, light colored, not so smelly...which is nothing on the list lmao
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Date: Thu, Feb 16 2012 04:57:25
probably oil.
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Date: Thu, Feb 16 2012 05:37:35
ketchup
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Date: Thu, Feb 16 2012 05:41:01
Why is ranch sauce not an option?
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Date: Thu, Feb 16 2012 06:30:21
I surprised nobody said THOUSAND ISLAND!
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Date: Thu, Feb 16 2012 12:21:43
jaychou wrote: Why is ranch sauce not an option?
I only listed a few examples and choices on that list, I'm not saying you must choose from that list. Feel free to pick something that I didn't list, as long as it fits the parameters provided. -
Date: Thu, Feb 16 2012 13:18:28
SJ wrote: probably something washable, light colored, not so smelly...which is nothing on the list lmao
^this Otherwise, curry (sun) -
Date: Thu, Feb 16 2012 17:59:17
Honey mustard.
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Date: Thu, Feb 16 2012 18:37:31
Sour cream.... YES Or olive oil...
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Date: Thu, Feb 16 2012 19:53:07
i see no sirachi sauce
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Date: Tue, Mar 13 2012 00:49:19
duck sauce