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Off-topic / why you don't have a girlfriend.

  1. Scott Shaputis
    Date: Tue, Jan 24 2012 17:16:50

  2. Soren
    Date: Tue, Jan 24 2012 17:33:21

    Move to the spammer's bin please.

  3. sangara
    Date: Tue, Jan 24 2012 17:43:25

    I currently have no girlfriend because I broke up with mine and have now decided that at this point in time, a girlfriend is not ideal for my situation.

  4. funnky
    Date: Tue, Jan 24 2012 17:46:45

    because im ugly thats y

  5. Dris
    Date: Tue, Jan 24 2012 18:27:43

    I don't have a girlfriend because . . . uh. I don't know. Guess because the girl I like doesn't like me., and I don't wanna "settle" for another girl. That'd be a douche-ie move.

  6. Kari
    Date: Tue, Jan 24 2012 18:43:45

    I don't have a girlfriend because I'm straight. ^_^

  7. juggalo666666
    Date: Tue, Jan 24 2012 19:00:44

    Kari wrote: I don't have a girlfriend because I'm straight. ^_^
    :whut: :jk:

  8. Tetsip
    Date: Tue, Jan 24 2012 21:01:49

    i have a girlfriend why did i read this

  9. wings
    Date: Tue, Jan 24 2012 21:58:52

    I dunno, does it even matter? *shrug*

  10. shoeman6
    Date: Tue, Jan 24 2012 22:15:14

    because i'm gay.

  11. TheAafg
    Date: Tue, Jan 24 2012 22:27:26

    Tetsip wrote: i have a girlfriend why did i read this
    Your hand does not count. +1 Scott though.

  12. JackyMacky
    Date: Tue, Jan 24 2012 22:34:28

    shoeman6 wrote: because i'm gay.
    ^THIS

  13. MickChickenn
    Date: Tue, Jan 24 2012 23:38:20

    Because I spend all my time on a penspinning forum.

  14. Clyde
    Date: Wed, Jan 25 2012 00:34:18

    +9999999999999999999999999999999999999 to scott

  15. chris
    Date: Wed, Jan 25 2012 00:51:49

    OP got most of it right...when applied to me :[ dayum.

  16. Miku
    Date: Wed, Jan 25 2012 01:15:24

    i have a girlfriend :trollface:

  17. Clyde
    Date: Wed, Jan 25 2012 01:19:27

    NOW ERRYBUDDY GET ON DAT DERE CELL TECH

    Spoiler
    not srs

  18. flaming oracle
    Date: Wed, Jan 25 2012 01:25:16

    Miku wrote: i have a girlfriend :trollface:
    lol XDDDD

  19. Vassenato
    Date: Wed, Jan 25 2012 01:35:41

    who needs a girlfriend when you got a fuck buddy.

  20. Krypton
    Date: Wed, Jan 25 2012 12:05:47

    I believe mine is the first from the top, right row. Working on it.

  21. Mats
    Date: Wed, Jan 25 2012 12:21:25

    Vassenato wrote: who needs a girlfriend when you got a fuck buddy.
    I want a girlfriend AND a fuck buddy though. :( Or Two girlfriends (again). :( Life is not fair. :'(

  22. Chobi
    Date: Wed, Jan 25 2012 12:57:28

    nop

  23. Clyde
    Date: Wed, Jan 25 2012 13:37:17

    cuz u look like this

    Spoiler

  24. Krypton
    Date: Wed, Jan 25 2012 13:43:18

    Shit, from the side he looks like Wonder.

  25. Chobi
    Date: Wed, Jan 25 2012 14:06:10

    Fuck Clyde that guy's making me gay as shit man please take that pic out

  26. Vassenato
    Date: Wed, Jan 25 2012 17:19:14

    Mats wrote: I want a girlfriend AND a fuck buddy though. :( Or Two girlfriends (again). :( Life is not fair. :'(
    Can't have your cake and eat it too.

  27. Mats
    Date: Wed, Jan 25 2012 17:21:13

    Chobi wrote: Fuck Clyde that guy's making me gay as shit man please take that pic out
    LIKE

  28. tylt
    Date: Wed, Jan 25 2012 18:12:31

    Vassenato wrote: Can't have your cake and eat it too.
    Terrible. You can't eat your cake and have it too. On the other hand you can have your cake and eat it as well. Anyways, I like your style Mats gotta keep a few broads on the side. :grin:

  29. ChainBreak
    Date: Wed, Jan 25 2012 18:40:24

    Because atm I don't even try to get one.

  30. Kari
    Date: Wed, Jan 25 2012 18:51:44

    Women are crazy.

  31. Vassenato
    Date: Wed, Jan 25 2012 19:08:01

    Kari wrote: Women are crazy.
    trufax

  32. Kari
    Date: Wed, Jan 25 2012 20:00:44

    Vassenato wrote: trufax
    Even more crazy coming from a woman. XD

  33. ChainBreak
    Date: Wed, Jan 25 2012 20:59:26

    Wow a female realizing that the logic of women is actually quite weird. =_=

  34. Mats
    Date: Wed, Jan 25 2012 21:05:48

    People in general are weird, male or female.

  35. Loanshark
    Date: Thu, Jan 26 2012 00:28:28

    Also why people here don't have a girlfriend.

  36. sangara
    Date: Thu, Jan 26 2012 01:10:51

    Actually this is why I don't have a girl friend:

  37. SJ
    Date: Thu, Jan 26 2012 03:35:50

    ^no.......this is the real reason you guys dont have a gf

  38. MeiTenshi
    Date: Thu, Jan 26 2012 13:17:36

    ...all girls are bitches in some way....mostly towards other girls tho. And just so you know, i add myself into that category too. I KNOW i'm a bitch ;D lol

  39. ChainBreak
    Date: Thu, Jan 26 2012 16:39:17

    Oh that's nice. I know I'm a heartless asshole, too. :D Though I can be polite if I try... which I don't do very often.

  40. Scott Shaputis
    Date: Sat, Jan 28 2012 21:42:02

    MeiTenshi wrote: ...all girls are bitches in some way....mostly towards other girls tho. And just so you know, i add myself into that category too. I KNOW i'm a bitch ;D lol
    YO, BITCH FUCK OFF.

  41. neXus
    Date: Sat, Jan 28 2012 23:35:27

    Loanshark wrote: http://i.imgur.com/iGNXQ.gif
    Things like this I explain to myself with Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The radiation obviously fucked up Japan so I am very very excited about the next few generations of Japenese people because of Fukushima.

  42. Clyde
    Date: Sun, Jan 29 2012 06:23:32

    GIRS ARE FUCKING BITCHES, TOLD ME SHE'S LEAVING PH AND GOING BACK TO CANADA NEXT YEAR OR NEXT NEXT YEAR UNTIL SHE FINISHES UNI(SO THAT'S LIKE 5-6 YEARS), FML, FOLLOW WHAT I SAID 1ST AGAIN, GIRLS ARE BITCHES, HENCE, YOU NEED 1. GOOD LOOKS 2. MONEY 3. FAME

  43. TheAafg
    Date: Sun, Jan 29 2012 06:33:19

    Clyde wrote: GIRS ARE FUCKING BITCHES, TOLD ME SHE'S LEAVING PH AND GOING BACK TO CANADA NEXT YEAR OR NEXT NEXT YEAR, FML, FOLLOW WHAT I SAID 1ST AGAIN,
    u mad? :trollface:

  44. Chobi
    Date: Sun, Jan 29 2012 07:44:13

    Clyde wrote: GIRS ARE FUCKING BITCHES, TOLD ME SHE'S LEAVING PH AND GOING BACK TO CANADA NEXT YEAR OR NEXT NEXT YEAR UNTIL SHE FINISHES UNI(SO THAT'S LIKE 5-6 YEARS), FML, FOLLOW WHAT I SAID 1ST AGAIN, GIRLS ARE BITCHES, HENCE, YOU NEED 1. GOOD LOOKS 2. MONEY 3. FAME
    condolence bro. good luck

  45. Clyde
    Date: Sun, Jan 29 2012 08:06:57

    TheAafg wrote: u mad? :trollface:
    hahahhahah yeah mad as fuck brahhhhh fuaaaarkkkkkkkk life is fucking shit lmao EDIT: OH FUCK YOU LOL DIDN'T SEE YOUR FLAG

  46. sangara
    Date: Sun, Jan 29 2012 08:08:23

    Clyde wrote: hahahhahah yeah mad as fuck brahhhhh fuaaaarkkkkkkkk life is fucking shit lmao EDIT: OH FUCK YOU LOL DIDN'T SEE YOUR FLAG
    Fuck her before she leaves, that's all you need clyde.

  47. Clyde
    Date: Sun, Jan 29 2012 08:25:21

    sangara wrote: Fuck her before she leaves, that's all you need clyde.
    lol

  48. sangara
    Date: Sun, Jan 29 2012 09:21:09

    Clyde wrote: lol
    I'm being completely serious, fuck her and then let her go. It'll be a whole lot better.

  49. Vassenato
    Date: Sun, Jan 29 2012 09:24:17

    BITCHES AINT SHIT BUT HOES AND TRICKS

  50. strat1227
    Date: Sun, Jan 29 2012 17:56:54

    Vassenato wrote: BITCHES AINT SHIT BUT HOES AND TRICKS