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Off-topic / Post About Disgusting/Disturbing Things You've Seen

  1. Krypton
    Date: Thu, Jan 19 2012 14:05:07

    Just post. I once saw this pile of cat shit on my lawn, I picked it up and threw it at my bastard neighbour's Volvo. This is probably the only thing I feel comfortable and proud of sharing. I know there's a typo in the title, but I'm not sure how to fix it.

  2. Soren
    Date: Thu, Jan 19 2012 17:31:27

    Krypton wrote: Just post. I once saw this pile of cat shit on my lawn, I picked it up and threw it at my bastard neighbour's Volvo. This is probably the only thing I feel comfortable and proud of sharing. I know there's a typo in the title, but I'm not sure how to fix it.
    Click edit post>go advance And you should see the title, you can edit it there.

  3. King
    Date: Thu, Jan 19 2012 18:28:06

    Once my dick neighbor threw a pile of cat shit on my Volvo, so i pooped in his garage.

  4. webspider
    Date: Thu, Jan 19 2012 19:16:33

    I even remotely thought about posting here, then decided against it. You should rather open up such a thread on an (pseudo-)anonymous imageboard.

  5. eazi-penspinner
    Date: Thu, Jan 19 2012 19:19:43

    I picked up my pen once it fell into the toilet....

  6. Mats
    Date: Thu, Jan 19 2012 19:21:22

    eazi-penspinner wrote: I picked up my pen once it fell into the toilet....
    When this happened to me, I drank the toilet water with a straw. Then my hands were all clean. :thumb:

  7. LightSpinner
    Date: Thu, Jan 19 2012 19:34:17

    Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwww having to clean off horse poop off a shoe

  8. neXus
    Date: Thu, Jan 19 2012 19:35:07

    webspider wrote: I even remotely thought about posting here, then decided against it. You should rather open up such a thread on an (pseudo-)anonymous imageboard.
    Like UPS/B/.

  9. Awesome
    Date: Thu, Jan 19 2012 20:11:30

    pass out in my own vomit

  10. Miku
    Date: Thu, Jan 19 2012 20:19:20

    long time ago: dropped my glasses in the toilet, thinking it was trash that i could just throw away by flushing it. good thing i didn't flush. oh, there was still piss in the toilet. lul

  11. MickChickenn
    Date: Thu, Jan 19 2012 23:16:27

    Dropped my buster in the toilet on the first time I tried to spin and pee. I got it out.

  12. AoD1
    Date: Fri, Jan 20 2012 00:37:21

    Awesome wrote: pass out in my own vomit
    been there, done that. dude sometimes your just to drunk for your own good

  13. XYZaki
    Date: Fri, Jan 20 2012 00:55:36

    neXus wrote: Like UPS/B/.
    :facepalm: Only faggots capitalize it man. Anyways, one time a bird crapped on me. It was warm and green. Oh and another time I used a public restroom. It was pretty nasty.

  14. King
    Date: Fri, Jan 20 2012 01:04:21

    One time, I peed....and didnt wash my hands.

  15. webspider
    Date: Fri, Jan 20 2012 01:30:15

    I peed in a sink. Like the one you wash your hands in. And I passed out in front of some big house without even remembering how I got there. And I did various stuff that included manipulating people in unmanly ways, be it for fun, revenge or boredom.

  16. Mats
    Date: Fri, Jan 20 2012 01:34:48

    Made someone drink my urine and then set fire to their room. There's a whole long story about it. But, I'm not sharing.

  17. XYZaki
    Date: Fri, Jan 20 2012 01:39:12

    Mats wrote: Made someone drink my urine and then set fire to their room. There's a whole long story about it. But, I'm not sharing.
    such a cocktease mats

  18. Krypton
    Date: Fri, Jan 20 2012 11:32:28

    I've changed the title because one only has so many disgusting things to do in his lifetime. Thanks @Supergirl. Anyway, once my friend had this packet of fries. I asked him if I could have one, and he spat into it and offered it to me.

  19. neXus
    Date: Fri, Jan 20 2012 18:24:09

    webspider;169366]I peed in a sink.[/QUOTE] I do that on a regular basis. [QUOTE=XYZaki wrote: :facepalm: Only faggots capitalize it man.

  20. Krypton
    Date: Sat, Jan 21 2012 02:21:45

    I drank my pee once. It was bitter and salty.

  21. Mats
    Date: Sat, Jan 21 2012 02:23:22

    Seen - Someone have a car crash. Someone have a heart attack. Pretty bad =/

  22. exclusive
    Date: Sat, Jan 21 2012 06:28:54

    Mats wrote: Seen - Someone have a car crash. Someone have a heart attack. Pretty bad =/
    i seen a few car crashes too but not that severe

  23. Krypton
    Date: Sat, Jan 21 2012 06:52:39

    During an exam, we finished early because it was easy and a friend from behind nudged me and another friend on my right and pointed across the classroom. Yet another friend was asleep with his elbow on the table, chin in his hand and mouth wide open. Suddenly the bugger dug his nose - in his sleep. We were all like eww rofl.