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General Discussion / Your Best Pen Spinning Pick up line :{D

  1. Otakutino
    Date: Tue, Jan 3 2012 09:49:57

    "I would like to thumb around in your "bust"." buwahahahahaha :D

  2. Soren
    Date: Tue, Jan 3 2012 14:27:18

    "Come with me, I'll let you spin my stick."

  3. Mats
    Date: Tue, Jan 3 2012 16:22:10

    "Mine is 7 inches"

  4. shoeman6
    Date: Tue, Jan 3 2012 16:35:42

    "It feels like a dildo too"

  5. Yanos
    Date: Tue, Jan 3 2012 17:39:42

    "I'd give you spreads with all my fingers"

  6. Kari
    Date: Tue, Jan 3 2012 18:20:07

    From @shoeman6 "I'd pay you to rub my pen." :rofl:

  7. Mats
    Date: Tue, Jan 3 2012 20:32:40

    "Oops I dropped that, better pick it up." 10 points if you get that one.

  8. RicLu98
    Date: Wed, Jan 4 2012 00:52:43

    mine is longer

  9. funnky
    Date: Wed, Jan 4 2012 01:23:06

    Yanos wrote: "I'd give you spreads with all my fingers"
    ahahahhahahahahahahahahahah

  10. King
    Date: Wed, Jan 4 2012 02:02:39

    "Look how long my penis" pen is*

  11. Wobster
    Date: Wed, Jan 4 2012 05:43:59

    Do you have a pen15? :trollface:

  12. Cloud
    Date: Wed, Jan 4 2012 05:52:09

    i'd make a joke, but pen spinning is never gonna get me laid.

  13. Chobi
    Date: Wed, Jan 4 2012 06:42:16

    "Japanese, Thai, Korean style? Your choice."

    Cloud wrote: i'd make a joke, but pen spinning is never gonna get me laid.
    False.

  14. Wobster
    Date: Wed, Jan 4 2012 06:49:10

    Chobi wrote: "Japanese, Thai, Korean style? Your choice." False.
    You trolling? :trollface:

  15. Otakutino
    Date: Wed, Jan 4 2012 07:21:43

    Buwahqhahahah that one is hillarious XD

  16. Chobi
    Date: Wed, Jan 4 2012 07:27:52

    Wobster wrote: You trolling? :trollface:
    False. @Yanos is a very good example of a success story.

  17. Hahnda
    Date: Wed, Jan 4 2012 07:32:49

    If you think I'm good with my hands you should see what tricks my tongue can do. Lets ditch these pen spinners and go have sex at your place.

  18. Mats
    Date: Wed, Jan 4 2012 15:09:14

    "Is it a pen, or a vibrator? Let's put it in you and find out shall we?" "Have sex with me, or I will stab you with my dr.kt!" <-- Always works.

  19. Chobi
    Date: Wed, Jan 4 2012 16:35:33

    "I can do it technical, i can do some power too. Oh you want creativity? I can do that as well."

  20. Cloud
    Date: Thu, Jan 5 2012 00:02:41

    Mats wrote: "Have sex with me, or I will stab you with my dr.kt!" <-- Always works.
    O.o Wouldn't that be considered rape?

  21. Mats
    Date: Thu, Jan 5 2012 01:46:50

    Cloud wrote: O.o Wouldn't that be considered rape?
    They always give consent when the dr.kt comes out!