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Forum Games / Zendo #8 - no winners :(

1. Zombo

   Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 22:57:21

   A vision of God... it instructed me: Koans which follow the Buddha-nature: [spoiler=hide] :sniper::P:bored::boing::boing: :sniper: :boing: :):P:bored::boing::boing: :):P(sun):boing::boing: :) :boing: :trollface::trollface::trollface::boing::boing: :antiboing: (counter-example) :tongue: :boing: :antiboing::antiboing: :antiboing::antiboing::antiboing: :(:boing: :P:boing: :vcool::boing: :antiboing::antiboing::antiboing::antiboing: :antiboing::antiboing::antiboing::antiboing::antiboing: :minche: :ZUMBO: :vcool: :boing: :boing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: [/spoiler] [spoiler=hide part 2] :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :boing: :boing: :O:boing: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :boing: :boing: :boing: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :boing: :boing: :boing: :boing: :):):boing::antiboing: [/spoiler] Koans which do not follow the Buddha-nature: [spoiler=hide part 1] :antiboing::dog::p:bored: :doh::doh::doh::doh::doh: :doh::doh::doh::doh::doh::doh::doh::doh: (sun) (sun)(sun)(sun)(sun) :boing: :boing::boing: :P :P :P :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :p :sniper::boing::boing::boing: :boing::sniper: :sniper::P:bored::boing::) ? :sniper::P:bored::) :) ? :sniper::P:bored::) :sniper: :boing: :( :sniper: :( :boing: :( :sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep: (sun)(sun)(sun)(sun)(sun) :sniper::snowman::boing: :sniper::boing::banana: :sniper::):):boing: :sniper::trollface: :sniper::boing::boing: :boing: :p :p :sniper: :boing: :p :) :P (sun)(sun)(sun)(sun):antiboing: :mellow::mellow::antiboing::mellow::mellow: :boing: :( :sniper: :boing: :boing: :p :boing: :( :sniper: :boing: :boing: :p :) :boing: :( :sniper: :boing: :boing: :p: :sniper: :rolleyes: :boing::boing::):):) :boing:^_^^_^^_^^_^ :boing::boing::trollface::trollface::trollface: [/spoiler] [spoiler=hide part 2] :sniper: :P :sniper: :boing: :boing: :boing: :) :sniper: :P :sniper: :boing: :boing: :boing: :) :) :sniper: :P :sniper: :boing: :boing: :boing: :) :( :P :sniper: :P :sniper: :boing: :boing: :boing: (sun)(sun):boing::boing: (sun)(sun)(sun):boing::boing::boing: :( :) :( :) :( :boing: :boing: :boing: :rolleyes: :boing: :rolleyes: :boing: :( :boing: :boing: :tongue: :boing: :boing: :boing: :boing: :boing: :boing: :boing: :boing: :boing: :):boing::(:) :wiki: :wiki: :wiki: :wiki: :wiki: :wiki: :boing: :boing: :boing: :boing: :wiki: :wiki: :wiki: :wiki: :wiki: :wiki: :):boing: :boing: :boing: :boing: :wiki: :wiki: :wiki: :wiki: :wiki: :wiki: :) :(:boing: :boing: :boing: :boing: :wiki: :wiki: :wiki: :wiki: :wiki: :wiki: :wiki: :wiki: :wiki::boing: :boing: :boing: :boing: :wiki: :wiki: :wiki: :wiki: :wiki: :wiki: :) :) :) :) :boing: :boing: :boing: :boing: [/spoiler] [spoiler=hide part 3] :boing::boing::boing: :) :):antiboing:? :boing::antiboing:? :antiboing::boing: :antiboing::antiboing::boing:? :boing::antiboing::antiboing:? :antiboing::boing::antiboing:? :(:antiboing: :antiboing::) :) :) :boing:? :) :( :boing: :):boing::boing: :):boing::boing::boing: :):):boing::boing: :):):):boing::boing::boing: (nothing) :excited: :sofa: :applaud: :horse: :violin: :wave: [/spoiler] [spoiler=hide part 4] :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :boing: :boing: :boing: :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :boing: :boing: :boing: :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :boing: :boing: :boing: :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :boing: :boing: :boing: :boing: :) :) :) :) :boing: :boing: :antiboing: :) :antiboing: :( :antiboing: :) :( :whut: :trollface: :O :boing: :) :boing: :) :) :) :boing: :vcool: :boing: :vcool: :boing: :vcool: :boing: :boing: :vcool: :vcool: :vcool: :boing::antiboing::boing::antiboing::boing::antiboing::boing::antiboing: :antiboing::boing::antiboing::boing::antiboing::boing::antiboing: :antiboing: :anything: :anything: :anything: :boing: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :boing: :boing: :boing: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :boing: :boing: :boing: :O :O :O :O :O :boing::boing::boing: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :boing: :boing: :boing: :boing: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :boing: :boing: :boing: :boing: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :boing: :boing: :boing: :boing: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :boing: :boing: :boing: :boing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :boing: :boing: [/spoiler]

2. ChainBreak

   Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 22:59:55

   :doh::doh::doh::doh::doh: :doh::doh::doh::doh::doh::doh::doh::doh: (sun) (sun)(sun)(sun)(sun) Tell me pwease?

3. Zombo

   Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 23:00:14

   ChainBreak wrote: :doh::doh::doh::doh::doh: :doh::doh::doh::doh::doh::doh::doh::doh: (sun) (sun)(sun)(sun)(sun) Tell me pwease?

   sadly, you have a long way to go on your path to enlightenment.

4. Mats

   Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 23:01:17

   :boing: :boing::boing: :P :P :P :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :boing: :sniper: :p

5. Zombo

   Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 23:02:53

   Mats wrote: :boing: :boing::boing: :P :P :P :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :boing: :sniper: :p

   only this one is correct :sniper: :boing:, young padawan

6. ChainBreak

   Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 23:04:43

   :boing::sniper: :sniper::boing: :sniper::boing::boing::boing:

7. strat1227

   Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 23:04:49

   :):P:bored::boing::boing: ? :sniper::P:bored::boing::) ? :sniper::P:bored::) :) ? :sniper::P:bored::) ?

8. Mats

   Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 23:05:11

   :sniper: :boing: :( :sniper: :( :boing: :(

9. Zombo

   Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 23:07:02

   ChainBreak;160137]:boing::sniper: :sniper::boing: :sniper::boing::boing::boing:[/QUOTE] :sniper::boing: has already been deemed correct, listen to others! the rest is false. [QUOTE=strat1227;160138]:):P:bored::boing::boing: ? :sniper::P:bored::boing::) ? :sniper::P:bored::) :) ? :sniper::P:bored::) ?[/QUOTE] the first one is correct, not the others. [QUOTE=Mats wrote: :sniper: :boing: :( :sniper: :( :boing: :(

   all false, go medidate some more.

10. strat1227

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 23:11:03

    :sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep: ? (sun)(sun)(sun)(sun)(sun) ?

11. Zombo

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 23:11:40

    strat1227 wrote: :sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep: ? (sun)(sun)(sun)(sun)(sun) ?

    no no no, that will not do.

12. strat1227

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 23:13:14

    :):P(sun):boing::boing: ?

13. ChainBreak

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 23:13:51

    Oh yes actually wanted two bounce there D: Didn't notice. Anyways: :sniper::snowman::boing: :sniper::boing::banana: :sniper::):):boing: :sniper::trollface: :sniper::boing::boing:

14. Zombo

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 23:14:49

    strat1227;160145]:):P(sun):boing::boing: ?[/QUOTE] yes, buddha revels in the sight of this koan [QUOTE=ChainBreak wrote: Oh yes actually wanted two bounce there D: Didn't notice. Anyways: :sniper::snowman::boing: :sniper::boing::banana: :sniper::):):boing: :sniper::trollface: :sniper::boing::boing:

    no no good.

15. Mats

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 23:14:56

    :boing: :p :p :sniper: :boing: :p :) :boing: :) :P

16. Zombo

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 23:16:29

    Mats wrote: :boing: :p :p :sniper: :boing: :p :) :boing: :) :P

    :) :boing: this one has the Buddha-nature, not the others.

17. ChainBreak

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 23:16:47

    (sun)(sun)(sun)(sun):antiboing: :mellow::mellow::antiboing::mellow::mellow: :trollface::trollface::trollface::boing::boing:

18. Zombo

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 23:18:38

    ChainBreak wrote: (sun)(sun)(sun)(sun):antiboing: :mellow::mellow::antiboing::mellow::mellow: :trollface::trollface::trollface::boing::boing:

    the last one is good, discard the others.

19. Mats

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 23:22:50

    :boing: :( :sniper: :boing: :boing: :p :boing: :( :sniper: :boing: :boing: :p :) :boing: :( :sniper: :boing: :boing: :p: :sniper: :rolleyes:

20. Zombo

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 23:23:31

    Mats wrote: :boing: :( :sniper: :boing: :boing: :p :boing: :( :sniper: :boing: :boing: :p :) :boing: :( :sniper: :boing: :boing: :p: :sniper: :rolleyes:

    sadly none of these koans will make you wiser.

21. ChainBreak

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 23:23:41

    :boing::boing::):):) :boing:^_^^_^^_^^_^ :boing::boing::trollface::trollface::trollface:

22. Zombo

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 23:24:29

    ChainBreak wrote: :boing::boing::):):) :boing:^_^^_^^_^^_^ :boing::boing::trollface::trollface::trollface:

    none of these koans have any semblance of elegance.

23. Mats

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 23:26:04

    :sniper: :P :sniper: :boing: :boing: :boing: :) :sniper: :P :sniper: :boing: :boing: :boing: :) :) :sniper: :P :sniper: :boing: :boing: :boing: :) :( :P :sniper: :P :sniper: :boing: :boing: :boing:

24. Pudels Kern

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 23:26:10

    (sun)(sun):boing::boing: (sun)(sun)(sun):boing::boing::boing:

25. Zombo

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 23:28:17

    Mats;160157]:sniper: :P :sniper: :boing: :boing: :boing: :) :sniper: :P :sniper: :boing: :boing: :boing: :) :) :sniper: :P :sniper: :boing: :boing: :boing: :) :( :P :sniper: :P :sniper: :boing: :boing: :boing:[/QUOTE] Buddha has rejected your offerings! [QUOTE=Pudels Kern wrote: (sun)(sun):boing::boing: (sun)(sun)(sun):boing::boing::boing:

    no, not possible!

26. Mats

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 23:31:02

    1 emote followed by 1 boing or 3 emotes followed by 2 boings is what pleases the Bhudda.

27. Zombo

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 23:32:41

    Mats wrote: 1 emote followed by 1 boing or 3 emotes followed by 2 boings is what pleases the Bhudda.

    sadly this is not true :antiboing: follows the laws of Buddha, but not the laws you are foolishly proposing.

28. Mats

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 23:45:36

    Let's find a second counter example: :( :) :( :) :( :boing: :boing: :boing: :rolleyes: :boing: :rolleyes: :boing: :( :boing: :boing: :tongue: :tongue: :boing: :boing: :boing: :boing: :boing: :boing: :boing: :boing: :boing: :boing:

29. Zombo

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 23:47:35

    Mats wrote: Let's find a second counter example: :( :) :( :) :( :boing: :boing: :boing: :rolleyes: :boing: :rolleyes: :boing: :( :boing: :boing: :tongue: :tongue: :boing: :boing: :boing: :boing: :boing: :boing: :boing: :boing: :boing: :boing:

    :tongue: :boing: is correct, not the others.

30. Mats

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 23:50:09

    Pass: :welcome: :boing: :welcome: :welcome: :welcome: :boing: :boing: Fail: :rolleyes: :p :p :p :( :) :( :) :rolleyes:

31. Zombo

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 23:50:33

    Mats wrote: Pass: :welcome: :boing: :welcome: :welcome: :welcome: :boing: :boing: Fail: :rolleyes: :p :p :p :( :) :( :) :rolleyes:

    you are absolutely right! why bother asking if you already know the answer :(

32. i.suk

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 23:51:26

    :):boing::(:)

33. Zombo

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 23:52:03

    i.suk wrote: :):boing::(:)

    no, this is wrong.

34. Mats

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 23:52:53

    Maybe one will pass... :wiki: :wiki: :wiki: :wiki: :wiki: :wiki: :boing: :boing: :boing: :boing: :wiki: :wiki: :wiki: :wiki: :wiki: :wiki: :):boing: :boing: :boing: :boing: :wiki: :wiki: :wiki: :wiki: :wiki: :wiki: :) :(:boing: :boing: :boing: :boing: :wiki: :wiki: :wiki: :wiki: :wiki: :wiki: :wiki: :wiki: :wiki::boing: :boing: :boing: :boing: :wiki: :wiki: :wiki: :wiki: :wiki: :wiki: :) :) :) :) :boing: :boing: :boing: :boing:

35. Zombo

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 23:55:40

    Mats wrote: Maybe one will pass... :wiki: :wiki: :wiki: :wiki: :wiki: :wiki: :boing: :boing: :boing: :boing: :wiki: :wiki: :wiki: :wiki: :wiki: :wiki: :):boing: :boing: :boing: :boing: :wiki: :wiki: :wiki: :wiki: :wiki: :wiki: :) :(:boing: :boing: :boing: :boing: :wiki: :wiki: :wiki: :wiki: :wiki: :wiki: :wiki: :wiki: :wiki::boing: :boing: :boing: :boing: :wiki: :wiki: :wiki: :wiki: :wiki: :wiki: :) :) :) :) :boing: :boing: :boing: :boing:

    sadly, none of your lengthy koans contain real substance.

36. Mats

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 23:57:41

    Zombo wrote: sadly, none of your lengthy koans contain real substance.

    Damnit do I know the rule now? :rofl:

37. Zombo

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 23:58:50

    Mats wrote: Damnit do I know the rule now? :rofl:

    maybe you won't remember in 24 hours.

38. Raos

    Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 00:05:16

    :boing::boing::boing:

39. Zombo

    Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 00:53:04

    DrakeOhMeteor007 wrote: :boing::boing::boing:

    no, not good enough

40. strat1227

    Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 01:05:55

    uh, just to be clear ... :antiboing: works but :boing: doesnt?

41. Zombo

    Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 01:07:46

    strat1227 wrote: uh, just to be clear ... :antiboing: works but :boing: doesnt?

    that is correct

42. strat1227

    Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 01:08:13

    is :) ok?

43. Zombo

    Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 01:10:29

    no sadly it is not

44. strat1227

    Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 01:11:49

    :):boing: works :) doesn't work :antiboing: works :boing: doesn't work ... son of a bitch.

45. strat1227

    Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 01:13:53

    :):antiboing:? :antiboing::antiboing:? :boing::antiboing:? :antiboing::boing:?

46. Zombo

    Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 01:14:51

    strat1227 wrote: :):antiboing:? :antiboing::antiboing:? :boing::antiboing:? :antiboing::boing:?

    Buddah only sees the truth in :antiboing::antiboing:

47. strat1227

    Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 01:19:09

    :antiboing::antiboing::antiboing:? :antiboing::antiboing::boing:? :boing::antiboing::antiboing:? :antiboing::boing::antiboing:?

48. Zombo

    Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 01:19:57

    strat1227 wrote: :antiboing::antiboing::antiboing:? :antiboing::antiboing::boing:? :boing::antiboing::antiboing:? :antiboing::boing::antiboing:?

    :antiboing::antiboing::antiboing: captures the essence of Buddah, the others not so much.

49. strat1227

    Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 01:20:59

    good lord, how many conditions does this shit have

50. Zombo

    Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 01:21:15

    a single one.

51. strat1227

    Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 01:23:14

    is it a paired condition? like "_____ & _____" or "_____ or _____"?

52. Zombo

    Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 01:24:00

    no

53. strat1227

    Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 01:27:08

    lol so there's a single, non-paired condition that applies to :antiboing: but not its mirrored :boing:, that has nothing to do with the text to make the emote (or the mouseover text or anything like that) Son. Of. A. Bitch.

54. strat1227

    Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 01:30:11

    :(:boing:? :(:antiboing:?

55. Zombo

    Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 01:30:36

    strat1227 wrote: :(:boing:? :(:antiboing:?

    yes for 1 no for 2.

56. strat1227

    Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 01:31:09

    :P:boing:? :antiboing::)?

57. Zombo

    Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 01:31:38

    strat1227 wrote: :P:boing:? :antiboing::)?

    no for 2 yes for 1

58. strat1227

    Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 01:32:31

    :vcool::boing:?

59. Erirornal Kraione

    Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 01:32:38

    :antiboing::antiboing::antiboing::antiboing: :antiboing::antiboing::antiboing::antiboing::antiboing:

60. strat1227

    Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 01:32:53

    :) :) :boing:? :) :( :boing:?

61. Zombo

    Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 01:34:48

    strat1227;160226]:vcool::boing:?[/QUOTE] ah yes, this is perfect! [QUOTE=Erirornal Kraione;160227]:antiboing::antiboing::antiboing::antiboing: :antiboing::antiboing::antiboing::antiboing::antiboing:[/QUOTE] all greaaaaaat! [QUOTE=strat1227 wrote: :) :) :boing:? :) :( :boing:?

    no nono you fail.

62. Erirornal Kraione

    Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 01:37:14

    :):boing::boing: :):boing::boing::boing:

63. Zombo

    Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 01:38:53

    Erirornal Kraione wrote: :):boing::boing: :):boing::boing::boing:

    nonono, Buddah is disappointed that his prodigal son has made such a fatal mistake!

64. Erirornal Kraione

    Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 01:42:12

    :):):boing::boing: :):):):boing::boing::boing:

65. Zombo

    Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 01:43:05

    Erirornal Kraione wrote: :):):boing::boing: :):):):boing::boing::boing:

    nononono...

66. shoeman6

    Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 02:11:11

    Would nothing be a koan worthy of enlightenment?

67. Zombo

    Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 02:15:03

    shoeman6 wrote: Would nothing be a koan worthy of enlightenment?

    no Buddah requires at least a single sign.

68. shoeman6

    Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 02:15:03

    :excited: :sofa: :applaud: :horse: :violin: :wave:

69. Zombo

    Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 02:15:29

    shoeman6 wrote: :excited: :sofa: :applaud: :horse: :violin: :wave:

    none of these are useful to the eye of Buddah.

70. shoeman6

    Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 02:17:30

    :minche: :ZUMBO: :vcool: :boing: :boing:

71. Zombo

    Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 02:19:12

    shoeman6 wrote: :minche: :ZUMBO: :vcool: :boing: :boing:

    yes, this is perfectly acceptable!

72. shoeman6

    Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 02:21:00

    :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :boing: :boing: :boing: :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :boing: :boing: :boing: :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :boing: :boing: :boing: :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :boing: :boing: :boing: :boing:

73. MightAsWellGG

    Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 02:22:27

    i have a guess: The hard pen0r lies within the blazing light of the morn.

74. Zombo

    Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 02:23:39

    shoeman6;160244]:trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :boing: :boing: :boing: :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :boing: :boing: :boing: :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :boing: :boing: :boing: :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :trollface: :boing: :boing: :boing: :boing:[/QUOTE] these are all worthless! [QUOTE=MightAsWellGG wrote: i have a guess: The hard pen0r lies within the blazing light of the morn.

    Buddah will strike you for your insolence!

75. shoeman6

    Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 02:27:55

    :) :) :) :) :boing: :boing:

76. Zombo

    Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 02:30:42

    shoeman6 wrote: :) :) :) :) :boing: :boing:

    this is not satisfactory!

77. Zombo

    Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 02:33:09

    The great Buddah has decided to be more lenient with his disciples. Students with more than 10 posts in this thread will be rewarded with an additional guess. @Mats

78. strat1227

    Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 02:45:39

    Guess: Must contain a :boing: or an :antiboing: I want an example of one that follows your rule but breaks mine.

79. Zombo

    Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 02:49:58

    strat1227 wrote: Guess: Must contain a :boing: or an :antiboing: I want an example of one that follows your rule but breaks mine.

    You ask an impossible request of Buddah.

80. strat1227

    Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 02:51:38

    Then doesn't that mean I win? If you can't find a counter example to my rule?

81. Zombo

    Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 02:52:33

    strat1227 wrote: Then doesn't that mean I win? If you can't find a counter example to my rule?

    there are plenty of counter examples which follow your rule, but does not have the Buddah-nature.

82. strat1227

    Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 02:54:41

    ok then can i reuse my strategic guess then?

83. Zombo

    Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 02:55:36

    strat1227 wrote: ok then can i reuse my strategic guess then?

    uhh lol ok

84. strat1227

    Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 02:58:28

    Guess: It must begin or end with a :boing: or :antiboing: I'd like an example that follows your rule but does not follow mine.

85. Zombo

    Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 02:59:39

    strat1227 wrote: Guess: It must begin or end with a :boing: or :antiboing: I'd like an example that follows your rule but does not follow mine.

    sigh... again you ask an impossible request of Buddah.

86. shoeman6

    Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 03:06:19

    :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing:

87. Frip

    Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 03:07:13

    strat1227 wrote: Guess: It must begin or end with a :boing: or :antiboing: I'd like an example that follows your rule but does not follow mine.

    :antiboing: :) :antiboing: :( :antiboing: :) :( :whut: :trollface: :O :boing:

88. shoeman6

    Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 03:07:56

    :vcool: :vcool: :vcool: :boing: :boing:

89. Zombo

    Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 03:08:09

    shoeman6;160262]:antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing:[/QUOTE] all correct! [QUOTE=Frip wrote: :antiboing: :) :antiboing: :( :antiboing: :) :( :whut: :trollface: :O :boing:

    all false!

90. Zombo

    Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 03:08:22

    shoeman6 wrote: :vcool: :vcool: :vcool: :boing: :boing:

    correct!

91. shoeman6

    Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 03:09:01

    :vcool: :boing: :vcool: :boing: :vcool:

92. Frip

    Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 03:10:02

    :) :boing: :) :) :) :boing:

93. Zombo

    Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 03:11:12

    shoeman6;160267]:vcool: :boing: :vcool: :boing: :vcool:[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Frip wrote: :) :boing: :) :) :) :boing:

    these koans are not worthy of the glory of Buddah.

94. shoeman6

    Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 03:11:23

    :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing:

95. shoeman6

    Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 03:11:53

    :boing: :boing: :vcool: :vcool: :vcool:

96. Zombo

    Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 03:13:50

    shoeman6;160270]:antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing:[/QUOTE] yes... [QUOTE=shoeman6 wrote: :boing: :boing: :vcool: :vcool: :vcool:

    no!!!

97. Zombo

    Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 03:16:54

    Buddah says: "The ying and the yang. The two forces which balance everything."

98. shoeman6

    Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 03:17:43

    Rule: Emotes, other than :antiboing:, placed in front of a group of antiboings, each emote results in the inverse of the :antiboing:'s which follow, up to a total of 2 :boing: and 3 non-boiing, antiboing.

99. Zombo

    Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 03:20:28

    shoeman6 wrote: Rule: Emotes, other than :antiboing:, placed in front of a group of antiboings, each emote results in the inverse of the :antiboing:'s which follow, up to a total of 2 :boing: and 3 non-boiing, antiboing.

    Buddha's mind is blown from the absurdity of this rule... what does inverse means in this case?

100. shoeman6

     Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 03:22:40

     Inverse means, from :antiboing: to :boing:

101. Zombo

     Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 03:24:10

     If I understand :):antiboing::antiboing::antiboing::boing::boing: follows your rule?? if so it is incorrect.

102. strat1227

     Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 03:33:32

     :antiboing::antiboing::bored::P:sniper:

103. Zombo

     Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 03:34:01

     strat1227 wrote: :antiboing::antiboing::bored::P:sniper:

     no this is incorrect.

104. shoeman6

     Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 03:38:58

     Oh, dearest buddha, who sits upon the wisest tallest mountain peak. Whose brightness lights the darkest nights, and guides the ship from sea to port even in the thickest of fogs. Whose speech, is sweeter than the spring morning breeze, filled with the essence of daisies, wildflowers, and small furry animals. Whose knowledge is un-imaginably vast, with a depth a million blind orphans tears could not fill. Whose gifts, are not gifts at all, but rather inherit laws of nature, Does this humble koan, for its creator is unworthy, fall upon your eyes with approval, or disgust, Only in your judgement do I trust. :fuck: :you: :zombo: :boing: :boing:

105. Zombo

     Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 03:39:33

     lol well if those three emotes existed it would be valid :)

106. Zombo

     Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 03:40:37

     Buddha says Yin and yang are opposite, but they are in fact intertwined.

107. strat1227

     Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 03:41:54

     :boing::antiboing::boing::antiboing::boing::antiboing::boing::antiboing: :antiboing::boing::antiboing::boing::antiboing::boing::antiboing:

108. Zombo

     Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 03:42:46

     strat1227 wrote: :boing::antiboing::boing::antiboing::boing::antiboing::boing::antiboing: :antiboing::boing::antiboing::boing::antiboing::boing::antiboing:

     no that is not what we are looking for.

109. strat1227

     Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 03:43:24

     :antiboing: :anything: :anything: :anything: :boing:

110. Zombo

     Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 03:44:15

     strat1227 wrote: :antiboing: :anything: :anything: :anything: :boing:

     no, that is not acceptable.

111. shoeman6

     Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 03:47:28

     :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :boing: :boing: :boing: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :boing: :boing:

112. strat1227

     Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 03:48:15

     :O:boing:

113. Zombo

     Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 03:50:24

     shoeman6;160291]:gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :boing: :boing: :boing: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :boing: :boing:[/QUOTE] hmmm no... second one is correct, of course. [QUOTE=strat1227 wrote: :O:boing:

     yes, always true.

114. strat1227

     Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 03:51:27

     :O :O :O :O :O :boing::boing::boing:

115. shoeman6

     Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 03:51:46

     :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :boing: :boing: :boing: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :boing: :boing: :boing:

116. Zombo

     Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 03:53:19

     strat1227;160294]:O :O :O :O :O :boing::boing::boing:[/QUOTE] no! [QUOTE=shoeman6 wrote: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :boing: :boing: :boing: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :boing: :boing: :boing:

     I definitely feel the force of Buddha in the first one! second one is a dud.

117. shoeman6

     Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 03:53:21

     :antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :boing: :boing:

118. strat1227

     Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 03:54:03

     Must be :antiboing: if none preceed it, 1 :boing: if 1 proceeds it, 2 :boing:'s if 3 proceed it, 3 :boing:s if 7 proceed it, etc?

119. shoeman6

     Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 03:54:55

     :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :boing: :boing: :boing: :boing: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :boing: :boing: :boing: :boing: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :boing: :boing: :boing: :boing: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :boing: :boing: :boing: :boing: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :boing: :boing: :boing: :boing:

120. Zombo

     Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 03:55:18

     strat1227 wrote: Must be :antiboing: if none preceed it, 1 :boing: if 1 proceeds it, 2 :boing:'s if 3 proceed it, 3 :boing:s if 7 proceed it, etc?

     please elaborate?

121. Zombo

     Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 03:56:36

     shoeman6;160297]:antiboing: :antiboing: :antiboing: :boing: :boing:[/QUOTE] wrong [QUOTE=shoeman6 wrote: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :boing: :boing: :boing: :boing: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :boing: :boing: :boing: :boing: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :boing: :boing: :boing: :boing: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :boing: :boing: :boing: :boing: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :gtfo: :boing: :boing: :boing: :boing:

     the 2nd one (with 15x :gtfo: and 4x :boing:) is correct! the others not so much...

122. strat1227

     Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 04:00:22

     what preceeds the :boing:'s must be x2 + 1

123. Zombo

     Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 04:01:14

     strat1227 wrote: what preceeds the :boing:'s must be x2 + 1

     the working example by shoeman with 15 :gtfo: and 4 :boing: disprove that.

124. shoeman6

     Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 04:01:33

     WQRONGK WDKJAD NKW DAWDAWDW

125. strat1227

     Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 04:02:38

     like i said, the proceeding emotes increase by x2+1 for each :boing: ...

126. strat1227

     Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 04:03:09

     so 31-5 is next

127. Zombo

     Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 04:05:26

     :antiboing::antiboing::antiboing::boing::boing: is a counter-example to your rule.

128. strat1227

     Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 04:06:17

     nvm

129. Zombo

     Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 04:08:47

     it is true that if you ignore :antiboing: 1 1 3 2 7 3 15 4 31 5 is the right ratio.

130. strat1227

     Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 04:11:26

     lol fuck you zombo, how can you say "nothing over the emote's head" is complicated, then come up with something like "starts with :antiboing: if it's alone and cant contain :antiboing: otherwise, and has 1 :boing: at the end for every x2+1 other emote at teh beginning blah[SIZE="4"] blah[/SIZE] [SIZE="5"]blah [/SIZE] [SIZE="6"]blah[/SIZE]"

131. Zombo

     Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 04:12:47

     strat1227 wrote: lol fuck you zombo, how can you say "nothing over the emote's head" is complicated, then come up with something like "starts with :antiboing: if it's alone and cant contain :antiboing: otherwise, and has 1 :boing: at the end for every x2+1 other emote at teh beginning blah[SIZE="4"] blah[/SIZE] [SIZE="5"]blah [/SIZE] [SIZE="6"]blah[/SIZE]"

     here is a counter-example to your rule :):):boing::antiboing: this does not follow your rule, but has the buddha-nature

132. Zombo

     Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 04:21:30

     here's more examples of working koans :):):):):boing::antiboing::antiboing: :):):):):):boing::antiboing::boing:

133. strat1227

     Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 04:21:57

     don't even care anymore lol

134. Zombo

     Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 04:22:07

     :):):):):):):boing::boing::antiboing:

135. Zombo

     Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 04:23:31

     game over no winners the rule [spoiler=hide]A koan has the buddha-nature if it is appended by the binary encoding of its length where 1 is :boing:, 0 is :antiboing:[/spoiler]

136. strat1227

     Date: Sat, Dec 17 2011 04:34:07

     Zombo wrote: A koan has the buddha-nature if it is appended by the binary encoding of its length where 1 is :boing:, 0 is :antiboing:

     Simplicity at its finest.