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Forum Games / Zendo #7

1. strat1227

   Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 06:29:15

   Buddha has once again chosen me to lead you to wisdom. Buddha-like: ^_^:gloomy::gloomy::twisted:<_<:afro::afro::xmasgif: Not Buddha-like: :violin::violin::afro:<_<:faq:

2. shoeman6

   Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 06:31:10

   Does he worthy buddah accept offerings of -_--_--_- ^_^^_^^_^ :pickle::pickle::pickle: :golfing::golfing::pickle::pickle::party::party:

3. strat1227

   Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 06:32:06

   -_--_--_- yes ^_^^_^^_^ yes :pickle::pickle::pickle: yes :golfing::golfing::pickle::pickle::party::party: no

4. Zombo

   Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 06:34:22

   I challenge the wisdom of the elders! :pickle::pickle::(:banana::banana: :pickle::pickle::banana::banana: :pickle::banana:

5. strat1227

   Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 06:36:02

   :pickle::pickle::(:banana::banana:---yes :pickle::pickle::banana::banana:----no :pickle::banana:----yes

6. Zombo

   Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 06:39:06

   :pickle::pickle::(:pickle::banana: :pickle::pickle::pickle::banana::banana: :pickle::pickle::banana::banana::banana:

7. strat1227

   Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 06:53:47

   Zombo wrote: :pickle::pickle::(:pickle::banana: :pickle::pickle::pickle::banana::banana: :pickle::pickle::banana::banana::banana:

   All 3 yes

8. thebloodgod

   Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 07:03:00

   :banana::pickle::(:pickle::banana: :pickle::banana::mellow::banana::pickle: :banana::pickle::):pickle::banana:

9. strat1227

   Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 07:12:48

   thebloodgod wrote: :banana::pickle::(:pickle::banana: :pickle::banana::mellow::banana::pickle: :banana::pickle::):pickle::banana:

   all 3 yes

10. Kari

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 07:14:32

    strat1227 wrote: :pickle::pickle::(:banana::banana:---yes :pickle::pickle::banana::banana:----no :pickle::banana:----yes

    I would have said there are at least three emotes of the same color but that last one threw me off...

11. strat1227

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 07:16:21

    Kari wrote: I would have said there are at least three emotes of the same color but that last one threw me off...

    Channel the Buddha young one.

12. Mats

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 07:27:43

    Master :gloomy::gloomy: ^_^^_^ ^_^:gloomy:

13. strat1227

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 09:20:52

    Mats wrote: Master :gloomy::gloomy: ^_^^_^ ^_^:gloomy:

    Yes on all counts! The Buddha smiles down on you.

14. Mats

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 09:27:46

    Master :afro: :devildance::devildance::(:banana::banana: :woop: :tongue:

15. strat1227

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 09:37:16

    Mats wrote: Master :afro: :devildance::devildance::(:banana::banana: :woop: :tongue:

    Those all have the features of the true Buddha!!

16. Mats

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 09:46:08

    So difficult master. :bowdown: I make my guess after this. :happy: :badidea: :banana::pickle::banana::wiki: :wiki::tongue:

17. strat1227

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 09:48:10

    Mats wrote: So difficult master. :bowdown: I make my guess after this. :happy: :badidea: :wiki::tongue:

    While these make the Buddha giddy,

    :banana::pickle::banana::wiki:

    This upsets him greatly.

18. Mats

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 09:53:05

    Must contain a face or not exactly 3 dancing emotes.

19. strat1227

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 10:00:19

    Mats wrote: Must contain a face or not exactly 3 dancing emotes.

    You're clearly not ready to graduate yet, study up and you may guess again in 24 hours. You may, however, continue posting koens and I will tell you whether they have the nature of Buddha.

20. strat1227

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 10:07:32

    The Buddha has reminded me to give you an example of a TRUE koen that does not follow your rule. :happy::jackson::happy::welcome2::excl:

21. Mats

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 11:11:56

    Well that contains a face...

22. juggalo666666

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 15:21:42

    :gloomy::smoke::dunce::dunce::'( :bye::bye::666::666::teach:B) :2p2h::2p2h::stfu::D:facepalm::no:

23. Mats

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 15:24:39

    :) :) :banana::banana::banana: :(:welcome::wiki: :lol: :rofl: :rofl:

24. Zombo

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 16:33:59

    please look at the following koans (nothing) :pickle: :pickle::pickle: :pickle::pickle::pickle: :pickle::pickle::pickle::pickle: :pickle::pickle::pickle::pickle::pickle: :pickle::pickle::pickle::pickle::pickle::pickle: :pickle::pickle::pickle::pickle::pickle::pickle::pickle:

25. Soren

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 16:53:36

    I do not understand the game.

26. Zombo

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 16:54:20

    Supergirl wrote: I do not understand the game.

    have you read the rules in zendo #1?

27. Soren

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 16:55:12

    Zombo wrote: have you read the rules in zendo #1?

    Sorry, I just checked it out now. I understand the game now.

28. shoeman6

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 18:37:37

    :bananalama::bananalama::bananalama: \:O:O:O :party::party::party:

29. strat1227

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 21:11:26

    Mats wrote: Well that contains a face...

    I thought you meant like a static face like :) or something. :clap::excl::excl::jackson::lock: works and doesn't follow your rule

30. strat1227

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 21:14:37

    :gloomy::smoke::dunce::dunce::'( --- Yes! :bye::bye::666::666::teach:B) --- No. :2p2h::2p2h::stfu::D:facepalm::no: --- No.

31. strat1227

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 21:15:43

    (nothing) -- No. :pickle: -- Yes :pickle::pickle: -- Yes :pickle::pickle::pickle: -- Yes :pickle::pickle::pickle::pickle: -- No :pickle::pickle::pickle::pickle::pickle: -- Yes :pickle::pickle::pickle::pickle::pickle::pickle: -- No :pickle::pickle::pickle::pickle::pickle::pickle::pickle: -- Yes

32. strat1227

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 21:16:02

    shoeman6 wrote: :bananalama::bananalama::bananalama: \:O:O:O :party::party::party:

    Yes to all!

33. Zombo

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 21:50:51

    how about these :faq: :faq::faq: :faq::faq::faq: :faq::faq::faq::faq: :faq::faq::faq::faq::faq: :faq::faq::faq::faq::faq::faq: :faq::faq::faq::faq::faq::faq::faq: :faq::faq::faq::faq::faq::faq::faq::faq: :faq::faq::faq::faq::faq::faq::faq::faq::faq:

34. strat1227

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 21:52:29

    :faq: -- yes :faq::faq: -- yes :faq::faq::faq: -- yes :faq::faq::faq::faq: --no :faq::faq::faq::faq::faq: -- yes :faq::faq::faq::faq::faq::faq: -- no :faq::faq::faq::faq::faq::faq::faq: --yes :faq::faq::faq::faq::faq::faq::faq::faq: -- no :faq::faq::faq::faq::faq::faq::faq::faq::faq: -- no

35. shoeman6

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 21:57:26

    :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :woop: :woop: :woop:

36. Zombo

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 21:58:21

    what does the Buddha thinks of this oen :afro:^_^:gloomy::xmasgif::gloomy::twisted:<_<:afro:

37. strat1227

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 21:59:54

    shoeman6 wrote: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:

    Never would the Buddha accept such filth.

    :woop: :woop: :woop:

    But this will gain you favor with the mighty one!

38. shoeman6

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 22:00:32

    :no: :no: :no: :facepalm: :woop: Does the great master have anything to say of these koans?

39. strat1227

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 22:00:35

    Zombo wrote: what does the Buddha thinks of this oen :afro:^_^:gloomy::xmasgif::gloomy::twisted:<_<:afro:

    Why would you present this dirty koan to the Buddha??

40. strat1227

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 22:00:56

    shoeman6 wrote: :no: :no: :no: :facepalm: :woop: Does the great master have anything to say of these koans?

    He would gladly share his company with any of these beautiful koans!!

41. Zombo

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 22:02:47

    :afro:^_^:gloomy::gloomy::twisted:<_<:afro: :violin::afro:<_<:faq::violin: :violin:<_<:violin: :afro::afro::afro:

42. strat1227

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 22:03:27

    Zombo wrote: :afro:^_^:gloomy::gloomy::twisted:<_<:afro: :violin::afro:<_<:faq::violin: :violin:<_<:violin: :afro::afro::afro:

    All of these make him happy!

43. shoeman6

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 22:06:37

    :woop: :facepalm: :facepalm: :woop: :woop: :woop: :woop: :woop: :woop: :woop: :woop: :woop: :facepalm: :woop: :facepalm: :facepalm: :woop: :woop: :woop: :woop: :facepalm: :facepalm:

44. strat1227

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 22:08:11

    shoeman6 wrote: :woop: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :woop: :facepalm: :facepalm: :woop: :woop: :woop: :woop: :facepalm: :facepalm:

    These are all great!

    :woop: :woop: :woop: :woop: :woop: :woop: :woop: :woop: :woop:

    But this one disturbs Buddha and sickens him.

45. shoeman6

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 22:09:28

    :woop: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm :facepalm: :woop: :woop: :woop: :woop: :woop: :woop: :woop: :) :)

46. Zombo

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 22:09:33

    ^_^:pickle::pickle::twisted:<_<:afro::afro::xmasgif: ^_^:violin::violin::twisted:<_<:pickle::pickle::xmasgif:

47. strat1227

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 22:11:58

    :woop: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: -- No :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: -- Yes! :woop: :woop: :woop: :woop: :woop: :woop: :woop: :) :) -- No

48. strat1227

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 22:12:24

    Zombo wrote: ^_^:pickle::pickle::twisted:<_<:afro::afro::xmasgif: ^_^:violin::violin::twisted:<_<:pickle::pickle::xmasgif:

    Both of these upset Buddha.

49. shoeman6

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 22:16:58

    :gloomy: :gloomy: :afro:<_<:faq:

50. Mats

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 22:19:40

    :facepalm: :welcome: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :( :( :( :( :) <_< <_< :) :wiki: :welcome: :'( :welcome: :wiki:

51. Zombo

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 22:19:52

    I seek to appease the great one ^_^:(:(:twisted:<_<:afro::afro::xmasgif: ^_^:gloomy::gloomy::666:<_<:):):xmasgif:

52. strat1227

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 22:19:52

    shoeman6 wrote: :gloomy: :gloomy: :afro:<_<:faq:

    A perfect example of a Buddha-like koan!!

53. strat1227

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 22:20:44

    Mats wrote: :facepalm: :welcome: :banana: :wiki: :welcome: :'( :welcome: :wiki:

    The Buddha would happily accept these koans,

    :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :( :( :( :( :) <_< <_< :)

    But would spit at anyone who attempted to submit these.

54. strat1227

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 22:21:32

    Zombo wrote: I seek to appease the great one ^_^:(:(:twisted:<_<:afro::afro::xmasgif: ^_^:gloomy::gloomy::666:<_<:):):xmasgif:

    Then you have greatly failed at your task.

55. Mats

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 22:22:31

    :wiki: :welcome: :( :( :( :( :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :) :banana: :banana: :wiki: :welcome: :facepalm:

56. strat1227

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 22:24:14

    Mats wrote: :wiki: :welcome: :( :( :( :( :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :) :banana: :banana: :wiki: :welcome: :facepalm:

    Both of these have failed the test.

57. shoeman6

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 22:24:36

    :666::666::afro:<_<:faq:

58. strat1227

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 22:24:50

    The Buddha would like me to inform you that there is but ONE condition to an acceptable koan. He dislikes cluttered rules, there is but ONE simple condition that you seek to understand ... @Mats

59. strat1227

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 22:25:04

    shoeman6 wrote: :666::666::afro:<_<:faq:

    This is a wonderful koan!

60. Mats

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 22:26:28

    strat1227 wrote: Both of these have failed the test.

    I suspected they would. So close... When are the 24 hours up? haha More fails: :wiki: :welcome: :pullhair: :pullhair: :( :) <_< :pullhair: :pullhair: Successes? :angryfire::vcool::dog: (sun):gtfo::no::facepalm: :rant::no::dog::angryfire::xd::xd::lol::vcool:

61. shoeman6

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 22:28:04

    :gloomy: :gloomy: :afro: :faq: :faq:

62. strat1227

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 22:28:48

    @Mats since the other students show no evidence of progression, I hereby reduce your 24 hour sentence to 12 hours! And it has been 12 hours since your last guess, so you may again approach the Buddha with a guess whenever you're ready.

63. Zombo

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 22:29:25

    :pickle::pickle::afro:<_<:faq: :afro:<_<:faq::violin::violin: ^_^^_^^_^^_^:gloomy:

64. strat1227

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 22:30:01

    Mats wrote: I suspected they would. So close... When are the 24 hours up? haha :wiki: :welcome: :pullhair: :pullhair: :( :) <_< :pullhair: :pullhair:

    Fail indeed!

    Successes? :angryfire::vcool::dog:

    Success indeed!

    (sun):gtfo::no::facepalm: :rant::no::dog::angryfire::xd::xd::lol::vcool:

    But these sadly fail.

65. Mats

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 22:30:30

    lol now you have to mark so many koans strat. Including these: Pass: :rofl: :) :lol: :lol:

66. strat1227

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 22:30:40

    shoeman6 wrote: :gloomy: :gloomy: :afro: :faq: :faq:

    Nicely done!!!!

67. strat1227

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 22:31:02

    Zombo wrote: :pickle::pickle::afro:<_<:faq: :afro:<_<:faq::violin::violin: ^_^^_^^_^^_^:gloomy:

    All great koans!!!!

68. strat1227

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 22:31:17

    Mats wrote: lol now you have to mark so many koans strat. Including these: Pass: :rofl: :) :lol: :lol:

    These do indeed pass the test!!

69. Mats

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 22:32:36

    :no: :rofl: :no: :) :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

70. strat1227

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 22:33:50

    Mats wrote: :no: :rofl: :no: :)

    Both great!

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    Failure!

71. Zombo

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 22:35:51

    :violin::pickle::afro:<_<:faq: :pickle::violin::afro:<_<:faq:

72. strat1227

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 22:36:49

    Zombo wrote: :violin::pickle::afro:<_<:faq: :pickle::violin::afro:<_<:faq:

    Both are beautiful koans!

73. Zombo

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 22:38:26

    :violin::violin::afro:<_<:) :violin::violin:<_<:afro::faq:

74. shoeman6

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 22:40:56

    :violin: :violin:

75. strat1227

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 22:40:58

    Zombo wrote: :violin::violin::afro:<_<:) :violin::violin:<_<:afro::faq:

    Also both beautiful koans!

76. strat1227

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 22:41:12

    shoeman6 wrote: :violin: :violin:

    this koan brings great glory to Buddha!!

77. Mats

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 22:41:33

    Hard or what, Zombo and Shoeman? :...: :ignore: :ghost: :console: :king: :shake::ssst::grouphug: :guitar::dunce::console::xmasgif:

78. Zombo

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 22:44:17

    :hah::hah::afro:<_<:faq:

79. strat1227

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 22:46:46

    Mats wrote: Hard or what, Zombo and Shoeman? :...: :ignore: :ghost: :console: :king: :shake::ssst::grouphug:

    Yes to all except for this one:

    :guitar::dunce::console::xmasgif:

80. strat1227

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 22:46:59

    Zombo wrote: :hah::hah::afro:<_<:faq:

    Indeed!

81. shoeman6

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 22:47:29

    :violin::violin:<_<:afro::woop: :violin::violin::afro::<_<::faq:[

82. Mats

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 22:49:02

    Primes. I vote Zombo should start the next round.

83. Zombo

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 22:49:36

    so... u need a prime number of emotes?

84. Mats

    Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 22:50:45

    The actual rule is: Prime, unless in post #1 of a thread.