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Forum Games / Zendo #5
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Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 04:47:03
Being the clear Zendo Master, the Buddha has communicated to me a new Rule of Koans. Fat like Buddha: :mellow::antiboing::?:vcool::blush: :boing::boing::boing::boing::boing: -_--_--_- :dunno::dunno::dunno::dunno::dunno::dunno::dunno: -_--_--_--_--_--_--_- -_--_-:dunno: :( :( :( :dunno::dunno::dunno: :dunno::dunno::dunno::dunno::dunno: :):vcool::):) Not Fat like Buddha: :D:dog::(:trollface::excl: :emo::emo::emo::huh::emo: :peace::peace::peace::peace::peace: :dunno::dunno: :pickle::pickle:
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Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 04:48:24
Master, please enlight me~ :boing::boing::boing::boing::boing: :pickle::pickle: Frog~
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Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 04:49:32
Wisest master, I have traveled from the depths of hell, to the peaks of heaven, to seek your judgment on these koans: :boing::dunno: :boing::boing: -_--_--_- -_--_-:ilulz: :S:boing:
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Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 04:49:40
FrogPrinceXD wrote: Master, please enlight me~ :boing::boing::boing::boing::boing:
This has the belly of the Buddha.:pickle::pickle: Frog~
This is unacceptably emaciated. -
Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 04:50:27
shoeman6 wrote: Wisest master, I have traveled from the depths of hell, to the peaks of heaven, to seek your judgment on these koans: -_--_--_-
This is the only koan that has the girth to compare to mighty Buddha. -
Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 04:51:41
:dunno::dunno::dunno::dunno::dunno::dunno::dunno: -_--_--_--_--_--_--_- -_--_-:dunno:
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Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 04:52:54
shoeman6 wrote: :dunno::dunno::dunno::dunno::dunno::dunno::dunno: -_--_--_--_--_--_--_- -_--_-:dunno:
Ah, three beautifully elephantine koans. Well done. -
Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 04:55:25
:( :( :(
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Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 04:56:10
shoeman6 wrote: :( :( :(
Quite burly indeed! Correct. -
Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 04:56:12
Please guide me, master! :dunno::dunno: :dunno::dunno::dunno: :dunno::dunno::dunno::dunno::dunno: Frog~
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Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 04:58:01
FrogPrinceXD wrote: Please guide me, master! :dunno::dunno:
This would greatly disprove the great Siddhattha.:dunno::dunno::dunno: :dunno::dunno::dunno::dunno::dunno: Frog~
However these would make his great belly jiggle with happiness! -
Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 04:58:09
:):vcool: :):vcool::):)
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Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 04:58:57
:peace::peace::peace::peace::peace:
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Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 04:59:52
Zombo wrote: :):vcool:
This is a woeful attempt at a proper koan.:):vcool::):)
This however, brings great glory to Buddha! -
Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 05:00:07
DrakeOhMeteor007 wrote: :peace::peace::peace::peace::peace:
You make Buddha weep. Incorrect. -
Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 05:00:51
:shake::shake::shake::shake::shake: :emo::emo::emo::huh::emo:
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Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 05:01:45
:blush::blush::excl::blush::blush::excl::blush::excl::blush::blush:
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Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 05:01:51
-_-:boing::(^_^
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Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 05:02:36
shoeman6 wrote: :shake::shake::shake::shake::shake:
Buddha is made joyful but this koan.:emo::emo::emo::huh::emo:
But quickly turns angry at this poor attempt. -
Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 05:03:12
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Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 05:03:23
Zombo wrote: :blush::blush::excl::blush::blush::excl::blush::excl::blush::blush:
That is quite the gut! Nicely done. -
Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 05:03:36
DrakeOhMeteor007 wrote: -_-:boing::(^_^
Wonderfully done young one. -
Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 05:03:50
shoeman6 wrote: -_-:):)
Quite the student you are! Nicely done. -
Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 05:05:26
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Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 05:05:48
The first post is updated with a review for you, study your lessons closely to reveal the true Nature of the Buddha.
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Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 05:06:15
shoeman6 wrote: -_-
I wouldn't dare even try showing this koan to the Buddha for fear of his mighty rage! -
Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 05:06:26
-_--_--_-:ilulz:^_^
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Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 05:07:13
shoeman6 wrote: -_--_--_-:ilulz:^_^
Your lack of knowledge is clear young one. Incorrect. -
Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 05:07:48
^_^:blush::O :guitar::guitar::guitar: :'(:'(:'( :rofl::rofl::rofl: :hanged::hanged::hanged: :dumbo::dumbo::dumbo: :faq::king::yo::hah::sleeping: Thanks Master~ Frog~
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Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 05:07:58
:):):):vcool: :vcool::):):)
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Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 05:08:03
^_^:(-_- :sniper: :thumb::(^_^
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Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 05:09:27
-_--_-^_^ ^_^^_^^_^ :S:S:S -_--_-:O :blink::blink::blink: B)B)B) B)B)B):O:O
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Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 05:09:47
FrogPrinceXD wrote: ^_^:blush::O :'(:'(:'( :rofl::rofl::rofl: :faq::king::yo::hah::sleeping:
You have much work to do. Incorrect.:guitar::guitar::guitar: :hanged::hanged::hanged: :dumbo::dumbo::dumbo: Thanks Master~ Frog~
Revel in the beauty of proper koans!! -
Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 05:09:57
:vcool::)
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Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 05:10:37
Zombo wrote: :):):):vcool: :vcool::):):)
These are worthy of the mighty Buddha! -
Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 05:11:14
DrakeOhMeteor007 wrote: ^_^:(-_- :thumb::(^_^
Wonderfully done!:sniper:
Pitiful. Incorrect. -
Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 05:12:15
shoeman6 wrote: -_--_-^_^ ^_^^_^^_^ :S:S:S :blink::blink::blink: B)B)B)
These please Buddha.-_--_-:O B)B)B):O:O
And these make him upset. -
Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 05:13:10
:party: :violin::violin::violin::beer ::beer::beer: :grouphug: :pointlaugh: :jackson: :notlistening: :spin::spin::spin:
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Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 05:13:12
Rule: At least 3 emotes, all emotes may not have open mouths.
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Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 05:13:41
Master, please judge this one accordingly :):):):(:(:(
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Date: Fri, Dec 16 2011 05:14:11
shoeman6 wrote: Rule: At least 3 emotes, all emotes may not have open mouths.
:O A true Master of the Koans has been born!!!