UPSB v4
Spammer's Bin / Your opening line when approaching strangers (if they're your type)
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Date: Thu, Oct 6 2011 09:54:39
GO
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Date: Thu, Oct 6 2011 10:09:21
raise eyebrows; no lines
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Date: Thu, Oct 6 2011 10:49:48
Clyde wrote: raise eyebrows; no lines
so thats all you do? then do they say to you: wtf are you doing? -
Date: Thu, Oct 6 2011 11:58:52
SJ wrote: so thats all you do? then do they say to you: wtf are you doing?
or either they also raise eyebrows lol -
Date: Thu, Oct 6 2011 12:00:15
i am assuming that you are talking about how to approach girls who you don't know smile first, then go like hey excuse me *insert question here* for example : where is pizza-hut? where is walmart or have you seen a person with orange shirt etc. etc. when they answer say , oh thanks, you are incredibly cute/beautiful/pretty/hot btw or just grow some balls and be straight up; I thought you were really cute so i just had to come say Hi, I am SJ *offer hand to shake*
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Date: Thu, Oct 6 2011 12:10:13
TheAafg wrote: i am assuming that you are talking about how to approach girls who you don't know smile first, then go like hey excuse me *insert question here* for example : where is pizza-hut? where is walmart or have you seen a person with orange shirt etc. etc. when they answer say , oh thanks, you are incredibly cute/beautiful/pretty/hot btw or just grow some balls and be straight up; I thought you were really cute so i just had to come say Hi, I am SJ *offer hand to shake*
definitely works on really random girls, but never works on a girl from school that you don't know -
Date: Thu, Oct 6 2011 12:49:10
asking "where is walmart" is probably not the best thing to ask. "where is hugo boss?" that would be better hah
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Date: Thu, Oct 6 2011 15:32:11
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Date: Thu, Oct 6 2011 16:43:07
pretty sure you can close the thread at this point @strat1227
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Date: Fri, Oct 7 2011 00:41:17
I would just comment on something thats relevant to the situation and stem the convo from there
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Date: Fri, Oct 7 2011 01:31:57
"You seem autistic and I have no friends. Wanna talk?"
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Date: Fri, Oct 7 2011 01:40:13
@nateiskewl lol! i can tell that totally works:) i dont usually walk up to random girls... they walk up to me! soooorrrrryyyy! or if there is a chick i see thats cute i just go over and talk to her. opening line is me: Hey whats up?! wanna hear a stupid ass joke? girl: Hi! sure me: why did the little murmaid wear sea shells? girl: idunno why? o.O me: cuz she couldnt fit in D shells! ha girl: hahahaha
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Date: Fri, Oct 7 2011 01:48:53
"Does this rag smell like chloroform?" Works every time.
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Date: Fri, Oct 7 2011 03:39:48
hop on my dick RIGHT NOW or have the possibility of a bullet in your head.
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Date: Sat, Oct 8 2011 00:16:06
How do you know they're your type if you haven't even talked to them...?
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Date: Sat, Oct 8 2011 15:20:54
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Date: Sat, Oct 8 2011 16:08:57
XYZaki wrote: How do you know they're your type if you haven't even talked to them...?
Physical type. -
Date: Sat, Oct 8 2011 16:19:37
Clyde wrote: https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/298611_298446746838113_236963176319804_1473377_1406109881_n.jpg
Bullshit. -
Date: Sat, Oct 8 2011 16:22:18
neXus wrote: Bullshit.
Don't you ever watch the Big Ban Theory? Gosh. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selective_mutism -
Date: Sat, Oct 8 2011 16:38:36
Being shy is not a fucking disorder. People need to stop calling everything a disorder. There were no disorders 200 years ago and people lived just fine.
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Date: Sat, Oct 8 2011 17:19:16
neXus wrote: 200 years ago . . . people lived just fine.
ehhhh -
Date: Sat, Oct 8 2011 18:25:24
neXus wrote: Being shy is not a fucking disorder. People need to stop calling everything a disorder. There were no disorders 200 years ago and people lived just fine.
Being shy =/= pathologically unable to speak -
Date: Sat, Oct 8 2011 19:06:50
strat1227;141417]Being shy =/= pathologically unable to speak[/QUOTE] For some people it means that and that is not a disorder. [QUOTE=nateiskewl wrote: ehhhh
You know what I mean. Yes, quality of life and life expectancy has improved but no one was worried about having OCD (which is a bad example as that IS a disorder) or anything like that, in fact I don't even think real disorders came up until humans started polluting themselves with chemicals and radiation. -
Date: Sat, Oct 8 2011 20:24:18
Lol these things are scientifically validated chemical imbalances in the brain. It's not that they're just uncomfortable talking, they scientifically cannot speak You cannot argue with science sir.
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Date: Mon, Oct 10 2011 23:14:28
strat1227 wrote: Lol these things are scientifically validated chemical imbalances in the brain. It's not that they're just uncomfortable talking, they scientifically cannot speak You cannot argue with science sir.
But he's implying that science created these things. -
Date: Tue, Oct 11 2011 03:24:12
It sounded to me like he was implying that "Selective mutism" is just a different way of saying "shy" or "not talkative", when one is a personality trait, and the other is a physically diagnosable disorder
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Date: Tue, Oct 11 2011 08:43:22
Whoa that was the best strat!!
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Date: Tue, Oct 11 2011 12:48:30
I do not agree with science on this one therefore god did it. Also maybe all shy people have selective mutism.