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Off-topic / Special/Inhuman abilities?

  1. wings
    Date: Sun, Aug 28 2011 02:17:57

    anyone that has special/inhuman abilities that you want to share? pls. be honest. I'll start, believe it or not.. I can cum more than twice if I want to @____@ Even when I'm asleep, I can hear people's conversations clearly.

  2. DArKT
    Date: Sun, Aug 28 2011 02:31:12

    i Can Pen spin

  3. JackyMacky
    Date: Sun, Aug 28 2011 02:51:02

    wings wrote: anyone that has special/inhuman abilities that you want to share? pls. be honest. I'll start, believe it or not.. I can cum more than twice if I want to @____@ Even when I'm asleep, I can hear people's conversations clearly.
    That's not inhuman? The cumming more than twice thing.... And what DArKT said. :3

  4. Explosion101
    Date: Sun, Aug 28 2011 02:56:54

    DArKT wrote: i Can Pen spin
    this

  5. Clyde
    Date: Sun, Aug 28 2011 03:01:47

    then you're not sleeping; I can do that too

  6. J74Q
    Date: Sun, Aug 28 2011 03:02:54

    Clyde wrote: then you're not sleeping; I can do that too
    so true :)

  7. Liru
    Date: Sun, Aug 28 2011 04:05:47

    i can pen spin and speed cubing ;P

  8. wings
    Date: Sun, Aug 28 2011 04:24:28

    Clyde wrote: then you're not sleeping; I can do that too
    no, u don't understand you lil nugget, what I mean by asleep is unconscious =___= and sometimes it get mixed up with a dream, e.g. Some random girl is saying: "that is not my underwear" in my dream, but in reality my mom is the one who is actually saying that, then 30 minutes later.. I wake up then ask my mom if she said something about underwear while I'm asleep lol then she was like WTF how did u know!? XD

  9. boshi
    Date: Sun, Aug 28 2011 04:36:50

    Theres a show like this. Stan Lee, the famous comic book dude goes around looking for people with "powers" that are extraordinary skills. Theres one guy who is unnaturally flexible, and another dude who can run forever without being in pain from lactic acid.

  10. MickChickenn
    Date: Sun, Aug 28 2011 04:51:16

    boshi wrote: Theres a show like this. Stan Lee, the famous comic book dude goes around looking for people with "powers" that are extraordinary skills. Theres one guy who is unnaturally flexible, and another dude who can run forever without being in pain from lactic acid.
    No latic acid? He must be very slow.

  11. gyrobius
    Date: Sun, Aug 28 2011 04:58:01

    I can use my ass to talk. And I cum and piss out of my mouth.

  12. wings
    Date: Sun, Aug 28 2011 05:13:05

    JackyMacky wrote: That's not inhuman? The cumming more than twice thing.... And what DArKT said. :3
    without any rest, if I cum now, I can still continue to fap until I cum again lol my record is 5 XD

  13. Ohayo
    Date: Sun, Aug 28 2011 05:48:33

    I have dreams where I can see a bit of the future where the events will happen between 1-4 weeks when I have the dream. Usually the things I see aren't really important but when I realize I have heavy deja vu.

  14. Clyde
    Date: Sun, Aug 28 2011 06:27:52

    Ohayo wrote: I have dreams where I can see a bit of the future where the events will happen between 1-4 weeks when I have the dream. Usually the things I see aren't really important but when I realize I have heavy deja vu.
    isn't this normal? sometimes I also get de javu's, but like inception, dreaming while dreaming while dreaming, and all those 3 dreams become real

  15. Van
    Date: Sun, Aug 28 2011 06:31:38

    the one where u hear stuff in dreams happened in real life happens often it means when ppl around u are talking around u while u are in a shallow sleep, it gets in ur head, which transferres in to ir dream happens to me alot, my parents watching drama/anime, I end up killing people =_=

  16. Krypton
    Date: Sun, Aug 28 2011 06:44:12

    Lactic acid is a by-product of anerobic respiration when glucose is not oxidised completely. Anyways, wings you had me lol so hard. And that happens to me too, when I have a dream about something, and then it becomes real in the near future and then I go 'wtf, haven't I seen that before?'

  17. wings
    Date: Sun, Aug 28 2011 07:59:36

    Van wrote: the one where u hear stuff in dreams happened in real life happens often it means when ppl around u are talking around u while u are in a shallow sleep, it gets in ur head, which transferres in to ir dream happens to me alot, my parents watching drama/anime, I end up killing people =_=
    lol I guess that I'm not the only one, but no one can still beat my orgy record @____@

  18. Krypton
    Date: Sun, Aug 28 2011 08:18:47

    Your seminiferous tubules are gonna blow up one day, and you won't be able to tap then.

  19. wings
    Date: Sun, Aug 28 2011 08:42:52

    lol ur not even a doc XD

  20. hoyeesuan
    Date: Sun, Aug 28 2011 11:02:27

    i can swallow my burps

  21. wings
    Date: Sun, Aug 28 2011 12:21:21

    I forgot lol, that I can crack my elbow :)

  22. Colin
    Date: Mon, Aug 29 2011 20:01:43

    wings wrote: I'll start, believe it or not.. I can cum more than twice if I want to @____@ Even when I'm asleep, I can hear people's conversations clearly.
    You make it seem like people cant do this. It IS possible for someone to ejaculate more than twice within a session. And you CAN hear conversations clearly even when youre KTFO'd.. I can do both. :trollface:

  23. Jamal
    Date: Mon, Aug 29 2011 22:36:45

    wings wrote: lol I guess that I'm not the only one, but no one can still beat my orgy record @____@
    dude, one time in 6th grade over winter break i was extremely bored one night and went to see how many times i could fap in 1 night. I went 11 times in a row, with like a 20 second break in between, not a big deal

  24. wings
    Date: Tue, Aug 30 2011 08:47:55

    Wonder wrote: dude, one time in 6th grade over winter break i was extremely bored one night and went to see how many times i could fap in 1 night. I went 11 times in a row, with like a 20 second break in between, not a big deal
    got any proof? how does it feel after? lol congrats then :)

  25. aaron12345
    Date: Tue, Aug 30 2011 11:53:07

    i can play drums and stay up for 3 straight days O.O

  26. strat1227
    Date: Wed, Aug 31 2011 02:27:47

    *looks at title and wonders what thread is about* *opens thread and sees that it's about shit every single teenage guy in the world does* *closes thread*