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Off-topic / Ways to get to sleep.
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Date: Mon, Aug 15 2011 11:52:08
Title & Thread, I CANNOT GET TO SLEEP~ a few days ago i slept for 15 hours, then i slept for three, then 11 hours, and now i can't sleep at all. I need to fix my jetlag, but this sleeping schedule ain't helping. Sorry if there is another thread of this. Move it if there is please.
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Date: Mon, Aug 15 2011 13:49:10
stay awake for +24hrs until u reached the time u wanna sleep set alarm to the time u wanna wake up force urself to wake up that time Frog~
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Date: Mon, Aug 15 2011 14:12:36
just lie down lol
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Date: Mon, Aug 15 2011 14:20:11
I usually listen to music (anything, metal works too) and force yourself to start "dreaming", when I get real sleepy I put my player away and just closes my eyes, works like a charm. Just go to bed a little earlier if this method works, so you fall asleep around the time you want.
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Date: Mon, Aug 15 2011 16:14:50
Alcohol, and lots of it
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Date: Mon, Aug 15 2011 17:12:09
Alcohol, and lots of it
This.^ -
Date: Mon, Aug 15 2011 17:20:44
read a book
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Date: Mon, Aug 15 2011 18:48:42
Masturbate. Very calming and stuff in your brain is released that makes you sleepy.
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Date: Mon, Aug 15 2011 19:08:49
I heard smoking meth is a good way to get to sleep.
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Date: Mon, Aug 15 2011 19:34:50
drink alcohol and stay awake for +24hrs, then lie down, and read a book while masturbating and smoking meth.
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Date: Mon, Aug 15 2011 19:57:56
take a sledgehammer and slam it into the base of your skull. However, i cannot be sure how long the sleep will last, or if you will wake up at all :\
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Date: Mon, Aug 15 2011 23:20:47
First. You must acquire a dead fish. After acquiring a dead fish you must lay under your mattress. This is crucial. Then the smell of the dead fish will knock you out. This is actually a reference to an obscure musical. You're welcome.
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Date: Tue, Aug 16 2011 08:46:40
neXus wrote: Masturbate. Very calming and stuff in your brain is released that makes you sleepy.
my body is shitty, i tend to kinda go adrenaline after masturbating, can't sleep -
Date: Tue, Aug 16 2011 10:36:57
patelpb wrote: take a sledgehammer and slam it into the base of your skull. However, i cannot be sure how long the sleep will last, or if you will wake up at all :\
:thumb: But really, go jog for 5 rounds around your block or something to get you physically exhausted. Works everytime you can't sleep in camp. That's why you shouldn't tell your leader that you can't sleep lol. I learnt that the hard way plus several pushups. -
Date: Tue, Aug 16 2011 10:56:15
Krypton wrote: :thumb: But really, go jog for 5 rounds around your block or something to get you physically exhausted. Works everytime you can't sleep in camp. That's why you shouldn't tell your leader that you can't sleep lol. I learnt that the hard way plus several pushups.
???????????????????????????? no one can sleep after working out, your breathing's too good and you won't be able to sleep -
Date: Tue, Aug 16 2011 15:11:23
jetlag? That will take a few days to get used to it. Usually one day per hour of time difference. Just lie in bed at night even if you can't sleep and avoid sleeping during the day.
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Date: Tue, Aug 16 2011 15:14:48
dont listen to nate, meth kills, do heroin. that will put you to sleep for sure..... doesnt work....plan B get a needle and shoot up 90 mil of oxys. then for sure you will fall asleep.
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Date: Tue, Aug 16 2011 17:19:31
sleeping and eating are for vaginas. grow up pussies.
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Date: Tue, Aug 16 2011 19:41:45
weed
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Date: Wed, Aug 17 2011 14:54:10
Shadowserpant wrote: weed
YAYAYAYA