UPSB v4

Spammer's Bin / WHY IS MY CUM GREEN?

  1. Jamal
    Date: Mon, Jul 11 2011 15:37:36

    SO TODAY I STARTED JERKING OFF TO SOME HORSE PORN LIKE I NORMALLY DO. AS I WAS CLIMAXING FROM WATCHING A MAN CLIMAX INSIDE A HORSE, I WAS IN UTTER CONFUSION. MY SEA MEN WERE GREEN. MAYBE THEY HAD MOTION SICKNESS FROM THE BOAT IDK. BUT ANYWAYS, MY SPERM IS GREEN AND IM WONDERING IF ANY OF YOU PENIS SPINNERS KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS SINCE YOU ARE PENIS EXPERTS AFTER ALL. IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME? DO I HAVE SUPER POWERS? HELP!!!!!!!1!!!1!!!!!!

  2. neXus
    Date: Mon, Jul 11 2011 15:46:12

    There's 2 explanations. One is pus, the other is gonorrhea. For gonorrhea, go to a doctor, take your antibiotics and you will be fine. For pus, well, go to a doctor, the reason is most likely some kind of infection, I can't tell you more than that without looking at it.

  3. shoeman6
    Date: Mon, Jul 11 2011 15:52:16

    It's AIDs.

  4. Tetsip
    Date: Mon, Jul 11 2011 18:20:50

    I think you just suck at life.

  5. Colin
    Date: Mon, Jul 11 2011 18:26:37

    You have become a plant. Youre starting to develop the need for photosynthesis. Your semen is green because of the nutrients and seeds needed to disperse and plant other lifeforms, based on your DNA.

  6. boshi
    Date: Mon, Jul 11 2011 22:06:34

    cuz the sky iz bloo

  7. Kcom2002
    Date: Mon, Jul 11 2011 22:24:26

    Colin wrote: You have become a plant. Youre starting to develop the need for photosynthesis. Your semen is green because of the nutrients and seeds needed to disperse and plant other lifeforms, based on your DNA.
    yeah ur also starting to develop Chloroplasts so that ur body can convert energy into glucose and take a shower everyday. your "root" might become dry.

  8. Soren
    Date: Tue, Jul 12 2011 18:05:48

    there was a crack in the universe, the space that this occured in just so happend to be in your testicles, so this crack allowed stuff from different dimensions to come through and something nasty must of gone into your testicles and changed your entire sperm's entity!

  9. nateiskewl
    Date: Fri, Jul 15 2011 22:20:52

    This is the worst trolling attempt I've ever seen.

  10. funnky
    Date: Fri, Jul 15 2011 22:29:17

    shoeman6 wrote: It's AIDs.
    the man knows whats up

  11. AoD1
    Date: Sat, Jul 16 2011 00:31:11

    nateiskewl wrote: This is the worst trolling attempt I've ever seen.
    ^

  12. strat1227
    Date: Sun, Jul 24 2011 05:35:58

    nate you almost counter-trolled me there, nice try though