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Forum Games / Fortunately And Unfortunately

  1. Hippo2626
    Date: Sat, May 14 2011 03:19:16

    This is a story of fortunate and unfortunate events. If the person above you posts a 'Fortunately' statement like: Fortunately, there is a phone nearby Then the next poster would make an 'Unfortunately' statement that relates to the post above like: Unfortunately, it is a pay phone, and you have no money. On this early spring day, it started raining outside. Fortunately, I brought my umbrella! Ready? Go.

  2. Neotoma
    Date: Sat, May 14 2011 03:23:52

    Unfortunately, It is broken and has many holes in it and attracts lightning.

  3. Holypie
    Date: Sat, May 14 2011 03:34:53

    Unfortunately the holes were created by moths who are now swarming your incandescent head (due to the lightning).

  4. Hippo2626
    Date: Sat, May 14 2011 03:40:47

    Fortunately, I walked past a light bulb which drew the moths away from my umbrella and me.

  5. exclusive
    Date: Sat, May 14 2011 03:42:55

    Unfortunately the holes are still there

  6. browndog12
    Date: Sat, May 14 2011 04:03:02

    fortunately, the rain is beginning to clear up and youre not getting so wet

  7. Quai
    Date: Sat, May 14 2011 04:23:14

    Unfortunately, Your shoes are getting dirty because of mud

  8. JackyMacky
    Date: Sat, May 14 2011 04:35:19

    Fortunately, you already bought a pair of new shoes to wear.

  9. mapjay
    Date: Sat, May 14 2011 05:17:17

    Unfortunately they were stolen

  10. Awesome
    Date: Sat, May 14 2011 07:08:39

    foutanetly you were able to best the mugger in a bout of fistycuffs and were able to reclaim them along with a large cash bonus, you now feel pretty badass about yourself

  11. Quai
    Date: Sat, May 14 2011 08:39:22

    Unfortunately, your large cash bonus were stolen

  12. Rarity
    Date: Sat, May 14 2011 12:25:37

    Fortunately, The police caught the robber.

  13. Quai
    Date: Sat, May 14 2011 12:37:07

    Unfortunately, Its almost 6:00 and you have to be home before 6:15. Youre house is really far because you tried to catch the robber with the policemen.

  14. Krypton
    Date: Sat, May 14 2011 12:50:14

    Fortunately this hot girl in an Audi offered to give you a ride.

  15. mapjay
    Date: Sat, May 14 2011 13:26:23

    unfortunately the audi broke down

  16. Krypton
    Date: Sat, May 14 2011 13:41:50

    Fortunately this chick is hot, and loaded. She decides to be kind and lend you some cash.

  17. chris
    Date: Sat, May 14 2011 13:54:02

    Unfortunately, as you accepted the cash and went home, you arrived late and got grounded for the rest of the week.

  18. mapjay
    Date: Sat, May 14 2011 14:09:49

    fortunately you can sneak out

  19. Holypie
    Date: Sat, May 14 2011 14:13:19

    Unfortunately you break several bones as you fall from the window of your 5th floor apartment from stupidly trying to sneak out from the window of an apartment. You spend months in the hospital to recover and suffer terrible emotional and financial damage.

  20. Alvaris
    Date: Sat, May 14 2011 14:55:12

    Fortunately, someone was kind enough to give you a gameboy adv to play pokemon.

  21. Holypie
    Date: Sat, May 14 2011 15:08:06

    Unfortunately your arms are broken so you can't play anything for a few months.

  22. mapjay
    Date: Sat, May 14 2011 15:10:20

    fortunately your feet aren't

  23. Alvaris
    Date: Sat, May 14 2011 15:38:34

    Unfortunately your legs are. :(

  24. Cloud
    Date: Sat, May 14 2011 16:57:08

    EDIT: oh crap didnt notice the 2nd page >< sorry

  25. shoeman6
    Date: Sat, May 14 2011 16:59:20

    Fortunately the doctors only had to amputate one of your legs, and you can still spin when you recover.

  26. Alvaris
    Date: Sat, May 14 2011 17:00:27

    Fortunately, it took much less time than expected for your face to heal but apparently you still have to stay in the hospital for your broken limbs. Off-T: i thought it goes fortunately > unfortunately > fortunately > unfortunately and it cycles..? EDIT: lol 3 posts in 1 minute, win

  27. Awesome
    Date: Sat, May 14 2011 17:04:18

    unfortunately the hospital blows up and you are now dead

  28. Holypie
    Date: Sat, May 14 2011 17:23:04

    Fortunately you already died so you weren't caught in the nuclear holocaust that was beginning around the world.

  29. Light
    Date: Sat, May 14 2011 23:18:16

    fortunately, you ended up with heaven and you were granted all the sht you possibly wanted

  30. Froggy
    Date: Sun, May 15 2011 00:47:20

    unfortunately.. it is a piece of shit that you wanted. PrinceXD

  31. Velocity
    Date: Sun, May 15 2011 01:57:14

    fortunenately that piece of shit smells nice

  32. Froggy
    Date: Sun, May 15 2011 02:14:10

    unfortunately you ate that piece of shit and it really taste like a piece of shit. PrinceXD

  33. Holypie
    Date: Sun, May 15 2011 03:13:51

    Fortunately there are no senses in heaven since all heaven is is a place for beings who have stripped their physical form and ascended to a higher plane of existence as entities of consciousness. Off topic: this was going so well and then someone wanted a piece of shit. Really? :<

  34. FusionX
    Date: Sun, May 15 2011 04:30:04

    Unfortunately god found out you got grounded and tried to sneak out so he raged and turned on his admin powers and crushed you with a banhammer, now you're in hell

  35. Velocity
    Date: Sun, May 15 2011 04:37:37

    Fortunately just before you got banned you rebirthed and now your a baby again

  36. Jazz
    Date: Sun, May 15 2011 07:14:20

    Unfortunately, you died. Again. The 2nd time.

  37. Alvaris
    Date: Sun, May 15 2011 07:38:24

    Fortunately, a thousand years have passed when you rebirthed and you were resurrected by the new technology.

  38. Quai
    Date: Sun, May 15 2011 09:09:59

    Unfortunately, that new technology has minds of its own and it ruled the earth. Then they killed you. again.

  39. GigaByte
    Date: Sun, May 15 2011 09:51:27

    unfortunely , i wake up in a ghost form and scared them off ~

  40. Alvaris
    Date: Sun, May 15 2011 11:00:46

    ^*fortunately Unfortunately, ghost busters appeared.

  41. shoeman6
    Date: Sun, May 15 2011 14:07:47

    Fortunately, they are dead and ghosts themselves now, & they invite you to the ghost brothel for some fun.

  42. Alvaris
    Date: Sun, May 15 2011 15:24:28

    Unfortunately, the brothel are full of gays and you're male.

  43. shoeman6
    Date: Sun, May 15 2011 16:29:53

    Fortune atly it is full of gay females, and you are partial to men anyways.

  44. Alvaris
    Date: Sun, May 15 2011 16:44:07

    Unfortunately your penis got removed when you turned into a ghost. :( lololol

  45. Froggy
    Date: Sun, May 15 2011 22:59:24

    Fortunately you found a piece of shit and you ate it hoping that you will regain your penis. PrinceXD p.s. lets not leave the shit business =P

  46. walrus
    Date: Mon, May 16 2011 00:26:39

    Unfortunately it didn't work because your Asian.

  47. Raos
    Date: Mon, May 16 2011 00:56:28

    Fortunately, the ghosts got eradicated

  48. FusionX
    Date: Mon, May 16 2011 14:54:45

    Unfortunately, you did too

  49. shoeman6
    Date: Mon, May 16 2011 14:57:14

    Fortunatley the universe was eradicated, so nothing is left, at all. It's pure blankness. Nothing exists. So you aren't alone in your non existance.

  50. Alvaris
    Date: Mon, May 16 2011 16:05:49

    Unfortunately, the universe did not remake itself.

  51. Raos
    Date: Mon, May 16 2011 16:12:42

    fortunately this story goes on

  52. Froggy
    Date: Mon, May 16 2011 17:55:54

    unfortunately there is a piece of shit. PrinceXD

  53. Quai
    Date: Tue, May 17 2011 02:13:04

    Fortunately, you stepped on the piece of shit

  54. Raos
    Date: Tue, May 17 2011 03:05:31

    unfortunately a guy forced you to eat the shit that you stepped on

  55. Rarity
    Date: Tue, May 17 2011 03:53:07

    Fortunately, the piece of shit you ate was actually a marshmallow.

  56. Raos
    Date: Tue, May 17 2011 03:58:32

    unfortunately is wast burnt

  57. GigaByte
    Date: Tue, May 17 2011 04:03:17

    fortunately u found another one

  58. Quai
    Date: Tue, May 17 2011 06:12:30

    Unfortunately, It was REAL SHIT. And you thought it was a marshmallow then you ate it.

  59. GigaByte
    Date: Wed, May 18 2011 08:44:17

    fortunately , it was a dream ..

  60. Hippo2626
    Date: Wed, May 18 2011 09:25:05

    Unfortunately, It was a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

  61. shoeman6
    Date: Wed, May 18 2011 11:40:34

    Fortunatly, nothing exists anymore so it doesn't matter. (get it? :D)

  62. Quai
    Date: Fri, May 20 2011 04:40:30

    Unfortunately, I dont get it. haha

  63. Hippo2626
    Date: Sat, May 21 2011 01:20:01

    Fortunately, It doesn't matter this game still goes on.

  64. AWtii69
    Date: Tue, May 24 2011 22:27:10

    unforunately, it does matter it was a funny joke

  65. juggalo666666
    Date: Fri, May 27 2011 17:28:13

    fortunately awti69 is such a troll like me.

  66. AWtii69
    Date: Fri, May 27 2011 19:48:07

    unfortunately im a noob and i dont know what a troll is. sum sarcastic person or sumtin?

  67. Quai
    Date: Sat, May 28 2011 15:59:15

    Fortunately, A troll is some sarcastic guy. Its kinda hard to explain. -_-

  68. AWtii69
    Date: Sat, May 28 2011 16:58:58

    unfortunately i dont know what to put. but ya im a troll

  69. MonsterPandasEatTofu
    Date: Mon, May 30 2011 03:45:31

    Fortunately, I don't know what u guys are talking about

  70. Mufoofee
    Date: Mon, May 30 2011 04:33:01

    unfortunately, i do.

  71. AWtii69
    Date: Mon, May 30 2011 15:59:51

    fortunately, i am a troll

  72. juggalo666666
    Date: Mon, Jun 6 2011 17:07:56

    unfortunately i think we're related.

  73. MassiveInvader
    Date: Mon, Dec 5 2011 02:20:01

    fortunately you actually are not related