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Forum Games / Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer

  1. Hippo2626
    Date: Sat, May 14 2011 03:18:38

    The title says it all. What you do is you ask any question at all that's on your mind. And then someone else answers the question, the catch is the person has to give a completely ridiculous answer. Ex: Me- Why am I unable to do a handstand? New Person- Because you do not have the powers of a true jedi! ((and then they ask a question underneath their answer)) Why is my voice squeaky? And so on and so forth!

  2. Quai
    Date: Sat, May 14 2011 04:28:12

    Why do boys have 2 balls?

  3. JackyMacky
    Date: Sat, May 14 2011 04:37:03

    Because two is better than over 9000. Why do I ask questions?

  4. Hippo2626
    Date: Sat, May 14 2011 04:39:12

    Because I ask you not to.

  5. chris
    Date: Sat, May 14 2011 13:55:28

    How do I shot web?

  6. Nios
    Date: Sun, May 15 2011 01:53:57

    ask spiderman to do u a solid. y do i answer questions

  7. Rabbid
    Date: Sun, May 15 2011 02:28:14

    Because you saw he's asking a question. Why I click on this thread?

  8. Alvaris
    Date: Sun, May 15 2011 07:44:33

    Cause you're curious and curiosity killed the cat, and so will curiosity kill you. Prepare to die soon. Why so evil?

  9. Velocity
    Date: Sun, May 15 2011 10:01:50

    why are you so evil Is this a stupid Question

  10. Quai
    Date: Sun, May 15 2011 10:05:28

    Yes no maybe how do magnets work? :trollface:

  11. GigaByte
    Date: Sun, May 15 2011 10:59:24

    magnets also got sex . some of them is boy , some of them is girl .. why the wheel is circle ?

  12. Wisp
    Date: Sun, May 15 2011 11:09:43

    According to archaeologists, the wheel was probably invented around 8,000 B.C in Asia but the oldest wheel as we know it dates back to Mesopotamia in 3,500 B.C. The invention of the wheel leading to today's caster wheel Chicago, Illinois can be broken down into six stages: 1) Objects were placed on a roller similar to a log, used to roll heavy objects easier. 2) Then they placed runners like a sled, under a heavy load to drag it and this was called, a sledge. 3) Later, the sledge and the roller were combined to move objects farther by alternating one roller with a second roller and repeating the process as they moved an object forward. 4) As the sledge runners wore grooves into the rollers, men realized that the grooves helped to move the load a greater distance before the next roller was needed. 5) Eventually, the rollers were changed into wheels and in the process, the wood between the grooves of the roller were cut away to form an axle and wooden pegs were fastened to the runners on each side of the axle. When the wheels turned, the axle turned in the space between the pegs and the first cart was invented. 6) The cart's axle and wheels were made to move separately and by 2000 B.C. the Egyptians made chariots with spokes in the wheels. Of course today the wheel has undergone drastic transformation from a simple wooden wheel to wheels of various sizes and various materials to move loads from Point A to Point B. Access Casters (http://www.accesscasters.com/) sells thousands of casters, wheels, and related products. Billings Farnsworth is a freelance writer. Article Source: http://EzineArticles.com/?expert=Billings_Farnsworth Article Source: http://EzineArticles.com/2689111 Why is postage so expensive?

  13. Quai
    Date: Sun, May 15 2011 13:06:37

    Wisp wrote: According to archaeologists, the wheel was probably invented around 8,000 B.C in Asia but the oldest wheel as we know it dates back to Mesopotamia in 3,500 B.C. The invention of the wheel leading to today's caster wheel Chicago, Illinois can be broken down into six stages: 1) Objects were placed on a roller similar to a log, used to roll heavy objects easier. 2) Then they placed runners like a sled, under a heavy load to drag it and this was called, a sledge. 3) Later, the sledge and the roller were combined to move objects farther by alternating one roller with a second roller and repeating the process as they moved an object forward. 4) As the sledge runners wore grooves into the rollers, men realized that the grooves helped to move the load a greater distance before the next roller was needed. 5) Eventually, the rollers were changed into wheels and in the process, the wood between the grooves of the roller were cut away to form an axle and wooden pegs were fastened to the runners on each side of the axle. When the wheels turned, the axle turned in the space between the pegs and the first cart was invented. 6) The cart's axle and wheels were made to move separately and by 2000 B.C. the Egyptians made chariots with spokes in the wheels. Of course today the wheel has undergone drastic transformation from a simple wooden wheel to wheels of various sizes and various materials to move loads from Point A to Point B. Access Casters (http://www.accesscasters.com/) sells thousands of casters, wheels, and related products. Billings Farnsworth is a freelance writer. Article Source: http://EzineArticles.com/?expert=Billings_Farnsworth Article Source: http://EzineArticles.com/2689111
    Thats not a stupid answer.

  14. Rarity
    Date: Sun, May 15 2011 13:06:58

    It's not just expensive. You can't pay for it. MONEY CAN'T BUY EVERYTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG Why is it that chicken always gets stuck between my teethzzzzzzzz???? :(

  15. shoeman6
    Date: Sun, May 15 2011 14:14:14

    Because it has a lot of fiber/protein. Why?

  16. Light
    Date: Sun, May 15 2011 14:26:30

    Why not? What makes airplanes fly?

  17. shoeman6
    Date: Sun, May 15 2011 14:36:45

    Why not? How?

  18. Alvaris
    Date: Sun, May 15 2011 15:23:45

    How do i? Hello?

  19. shoeman6
    Date: Sun, May 15 2011 16:30:54

    Derp. What's psing?

  20. Raos
    Date: Mon, May 16 2011 00:59:50

    its break dancing for fingers whats in a name?

  21. Quai
    Date: Mon, May 16 2011 14:44:08

    alphabet soup Do you like pie?

  22. shoeman6
    Date: Mon, May 16 2011 14:57:55

    no. Do you like pie?

  23. FusionX
    Date: Mon, May 16 2011 14:57:55

    Depends if you want me too If Jesus is like an Admin in real life, does Thor have a banhammer?

  24. Krypton
    Date: Mon, May 16 2011 16:04:34

    Mathematical pi reciting, yes. How to manage anger?

  25. Alvaris
    Date: Mon, May 16 2011 16:07:25

    this may work What is time management?

  26. Raos
    Date: Mon, May 16 2011 16:12:00

    managing the things you ahte in life. What is in a pen?

  27. Krypton
    Date: Mon, May 16 2011 16:13:36

    Toothpaste. Why do people wear pants?

  28. Soren
    Date: Mon, May 16 2011 17:27:12

    because if legs are exposed to the air for too long it will turn green =D what is 1+1?

  29. YETI
    Date: Mon, May 16 2011 19:23:18

    Why does it rain?

  30. Kastup
    Date: Mon, May 16 2011 22:29:37

    It doesn't How do people use the force?

  31. shoeman6
    Date: Mon, May 16 2011 22:42:26

    magnets. Derp?

  32. Raos
    Date: Mon, May 16 2011 22:42:28

    by jizzing in their pants why do people have hair?

  33. shoeman6
    Date: Mon, May 16 2011 22:54:13

    the better the be hairy with. 50 dollars a month? For car insurance?

  34. strat1227
    Date: Mon, May 16 2011 23:41:46

    Why spin pins?

  35. peninja
    Date: Mon, May 16 2011 23:57:27

    cause its beter than spinning penises why do humans like winning?

  36. Raos
    Date: Tue, May 17 2011 00:20:04

    cause we want to be like charlie sheen, biwinning. WHats so great about life?

  37. peninja
    Date: Tue, May 17 2011 00:37:13

    sex why is there upsb

  38. Raos
    Date: Tue, May 17 2011 01:21:30

    pen15s why are asians so smart?

  39. YETI
    Date: Tue, May 17 2011 01:57:34

    because they just are why is psing so addicting

  40. spinford
    Date: Tue, May 17 2011 20:28:50

    Because its cool and attractive Why is cooking mama game from nintendo so awesome?

  41. Raos
    Date: Tue, May 17 2011 20:58:10

    its a bad game why do people spin busters?

  42. spinford
    Date: Tue, May 17 2011 22:25:10

    Because its a white stick. Why are we human?

  43. Riley
    Date: Tue, May 17 2011 23:41:47

    Because, baby, you were born this way. What's the point of life?

  44. GigaByte
    Date: Wed, May 18 2011 08:41:51

    to do everything we want why we play this game ?

  45. spinford
    Date: Wed, May 18 2011 20:28:12

    Because we lost it Why are crackers crunchy?

  46. juggalo666666
    Date: Thu, May 19 2011 14:08:39

    http://www.seriouseats.com/2010/05/anatomy-of-a-goldfish-cracker.html Why is red red?

  47. spinford
    Date: Thu, May 19 2011 21:54:07

    cause its bloody. Why do agree with what others say in order for them to shut up?

  48. Hippo2626
    Date: Sat, May 21 2011 01:21:33

    Because the sky is blue. Why do people like emoticons?

  49. juggalo666666
    Date: Tue, May 24 2011 12:40:17

    because. Why are people stupid?

  50. AWtii69
    Date: Tue, May 24 2011 21:33:45

    people are stupid cuz people are stupid. did i just answer in a taughtilogical way?

  51. juggalo666666
    Date: Tue, Sep 20 2011 18:51:01

    no. why is a question a question?

  52. fang
    Date: Wed, Sep 21 2011 19:21:58

    Cuz it isn't a answer or a fact!~ Why do people think I am dumb <_Quai wrote: Thats not a stupid answer. Depends how you see it, it is a intelligent answer......but for the wrong queston, the question was: why the wheel is circle ? not when is the wheel invented?!~ And that means it is a stupid answer.

  53. juggalo666666
    Date: Thu, Sep 22 2011 12:12:45

    Because your not.

  54. Eruption
    Date: Thu, Sep 22 2011 12:44:45

    Yes you are Why do I like chickens?

  55. juggalo666666
    Date: Thu, Sep 22 2011 12:48:09

    Because http://www.southparkstudios.com/guide/episodes/s02e03-chickenlover this. Why do some people piss me off for no reason?

  56. Eruption
    Date: Thu, Sep 22 2011 12:50:40

    cause they hate you if practice makes perfect, but nobody is perfect, so why practice?

  57. juggalo666666
    Date: Thu, Sep 22 2011 12:52:57

    Because some people like paradoxes. Why is it every time I look at I think of the song by snoop dog. "sexual eruption"

  58. Eruption
    Date: Thu, Sep 22 2011 12:55:12

    cause its eruption why is my signature so hard to understand?

  59. juggalo666666
    Date: Thu, Sep 22 2011 12:59:46

    Because some people like paradoxes. Whats wrong with the world today, the government the media or your family?

  60. Eruption
    Date: Thu, Sep 22 2011 13:03:16

    They like chickens why did i just turn green?

  61. juggalo666666
    Date: Thu, Sep 22 2011 13:06:22

    Suggested chlorophyll buildup in your skin pigment. Why is the western hemisphere, the western hemisphere?

  62. MickChickenn
    Date: Thu, Sep 22 2011 14:07:33

    because its on the west side of the world Why am I white?

  63. Yamaguchi
    Date: Thu, Sep 22 2011 14:28:59

    Because of the gravity. Why do I have a monster dick?

  64. juggalo666666
    Date: Thu, Sep 22 2011 15:10:54

    Because you are a monster. Why does Yamaguchi always talk about his penis?

  65. fang
    Date: Thu, Sep 22 2011 19:32:39

    Cuz the grass is green!~ Why is the grass green?!~

  66. funnky
    Date: Thu, Sep 22 2011 23:31:56

    fang wrote: Cuz the grass is green!~ Why is the grass green?!~
    cause niggers are black. whay are niggers black

  67. Yamaguchi
    Date: Thu, Sep 22 2011 23:45:21

    cause you're black why am I so hot :wub:

  68. funnky
    Date: Thu, Sep 22 2011 23:59:39

    Yamaguchi wrote: cause you're black why am I so hot :wub:
    cause u have small penis so u make ur self look good on the onside deep down knowing ur dick is tiny why is pen spinning a mostly azn sport?

  69. Eruption
    Date: Fri, Sep 23 2011 01:03:24

    cause they like chickens why is my left eye bigger than my right?

  70. juggalo666666
    Date: Fri, Sep 23 2011 12:15:51

    Because the left one's not right. Why is left left, and right right?

  71. Eruption
    Date: Sun, Sep 25 2011 12:38:54

    Cause up is up and down is down Why does clocks move clockwise?

  72. GigaByte
    Date: Mon, Sep 26 2011 07:29:27

    if anti - clockwise , it not a clock why human got 2 legs ?

  73. Eruption
    Date: Mon, Sep 26 2011 07:40:43

    cause spiders have eight why does my friend have no friends?

  74. Krypton
    Date: Mon, Sep 26 2011 07:52:30

    Cause he's Juggalo666666. Why do people keep telling me to look for something in Google before posting?

  75. GigaByte
    Date: Mon, Sep 26 2011 08:10:29

    because google tell us like that why earth is sphere ?

  76. Eruption
    Date: Mon, Sep 26 2011 10:30:43

    cause tofu are cubed why is the sun so bright?

  77. juggalo666666
    Date: Mon, Sep 26 2011 12:15:00

    Because of the 9,000K it emits. Why is technology advancing?

  78. Eruption
    Date: Mon, Sep 26 2011 12:32:09

    cause snails are getting slower why are chickens so delicious?

  79. juggalo666666
    Date: Mon, Sep 26 2011 16:18:13

    Because ducks arnt. Why is why always in the form of a kweston?

  80. Eruption
    Date: Tue, Sep 27 2011 04:25:36

    cause question marks are always placed at the of a sentence that has the word why in it how do you describe the color blue?

  81. Nachoaddict
    Date: Tue, Sep 27 2011 04:29:28

    Red. Why?

  82. Eruption
    Date: Tue, Sep 27 2011 04:31:58

    cause why does nachoaddict like nachos?

  83. Nachoaddict
    Date: Tue, Sep 27 2011 05:26:21

    Because potato. Why does Eruption ask such an obvious question? :P

  84. Eruption
    Date: Tue, Sep 27 2011 05:30:21

    cause he likes chickens what is the point of never saying never?

  85. Nachoaddict
    Date: Tue, Sep 27 2011 05:33:47

    To make Justin Bieber that much more awesome. Why because?

  86. Tetsip
    Date: Tue, Sep 27 2011 05:37:13

    because of why not perhaps or always?

  87. Eruption
    Date: Tue, Sep 27 2011 05:38:47

    because because is the answer to all questions why are oranges called oranges?

  88. Nachoaddict
    Date: Tue, Sep 27 2011 05:39:18

    Because nachos are purple. Happy?

  89. Tetsip
    Date: Tue, Sep 27 2011 05:42:02

    clearly not happy as to why happiness exists Matter was created in my experiment today. How?

  90. Nachoaddict
    Date: Tue, Sep 27 2011 05:43:31

    It's called magic silly. Why does my dog like to eat his own poo? :<

  91. Eruption
    Date: Tue, Sep 27 2011 05:44:19

    the experiment created matter why is the moon green?

  92. King
    Date: Tue, Sep 27 2011 05:50:01

    Because god is pissed. my dad is ded?

  93. Eruption
    Date: Tue, Sep 27 2011 05:53:09

    yep why does watermelons taste the same as apples?

  94. Froggy
    Date: Tue, Sep 27 2011 06:02:56

    because watermelons = apples. bitch? Frog~

  95. Eruption
    Date: Tue, Sep 27 2011 06:31:52

    no how do u describe the color red?

  96. juggalo666666
    Date: Tue, Sep 27 2011 12:38:58

    Its blue you can obviously see that. What color is the color blue?

  97. Eruption
    Date: Tue, Sep 27 2011 13:15:17

    purple what is the difference between a toad and another toad?

  98. juggalo666666
    Date: Tue, Sep 27 2011 16:30:50

    Small genetic differences between the species. What is the difference between diffrences?

  99. Eazy
    Date: Thu, Dec 1 2011 15:13:28

    The Swartch What does light look like?

  100. juggalo666666
    Date: Thu, Dec 1 2011 15:29:15

    shiny shiny pretty pretty. What is comic-con?

  101. midniteferret
    Date: Sat, Dec 3 2011 22:29:08

    a word why is it snowing?

  102. Miku
    Date: Sat, Dec 3 2011 23:41:47

    Tis be all the dandruff gathered and collected from across the world, falling from the sky... And causing dry scalps. It's a cycle. what is hai tua? is it a greeting in chinese?

  103. midniteferret
    Date: Sun, Dec 4 2011 04:22:58

    only if you want it to be why can't I do a reverse TA?

  104. Eazy
    Date: Sun, Dec 4 2011 04:37:59

    Because God wills it. Why is the world 'Why' so special that it is names after the letter 'Y'?