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  1. jet
    Date: Fri, Apr 22 2011 03:33:43

    Chuck Norris doesnt laser tag, he tags lasers :O XD

  2. Froggy
    Date: Fri, Apr 22 2011 04:28:23

    Chuck Norris can bust the bus like there's sluts to fuck? LOL another failed attempt xD PrinceXD

  3. Kcom2002
    Date: Fri, Apr 22 2011 04:33:59

    Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norrised.

  4. Riley
    Date: Fri, Apr 22 2011 04:39:58

    If you have a dollar, and Chuck Norris has a dollar, Chuck Norris has more money than you. Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

  5. browndog12
    Date: Fri, Apr 22 2011 04:51:58

    Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim in dry land.

  6. Bleevlee
    Date: Fri, Apr 22 2011 05:26:32

    Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

  7. TheAafg
    Date: Fri, Apr 22 2011 05:35:08

    Chuck Norris doesn't wear a condom because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, too bad he never cries. They once made a Chuck Norris toiler paper but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

  8. Aether
    Date: Fri, Apr 22 2011 05:36:42

    The real reason the US can't find Osama Bin Laden is because he owes Chuck Norris $5.

  9. Sankaku
    Date: Fri, Apr 22 2011 06:51:09

    browndog12 wrote: Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim in dry land.
    Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

  10. Ohayo
    Date: Fri, Apr 22 2011 06:54:23

    Bruce Lee> Chuck Norris

  11. eazi-penspinner
    Date: Fri, Apr 22 2011 07:23:53

    Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

  12. Kastup
    Date: Fri, Apr 22 2011 07:25:47

    Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

  13. Ichigo
    Date: Fri, Apr 22 2011 08:25:52

    Chuck Norris can count to infinity twice.

  14. Snlag
    Date: Fri, Apr 22 2011 13:50:45

    A blind man once bumped into Chuck Norris, his vision was instantly restored. To bad the first and last thing he saw was Chuck Norris round-house kicking him in the face...

  15. Raos
    Date: Fri, Apr 22 2011 13:51:46

    Ohayo wrote: Bruce Lee> Chuck Norris
    hell yeah

  16. Mr.Squekers
    Date: Sat, Apr 23 2011 00:31:02

    When Chuck Norris was a kid, he molested the priest.

  17. Kcom2002
    Date: Thu, Apr 28 2011 06:57:59

    Chuck Norris can do chin ups with his hands tied behind his back