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  1. sangara
    Date: Tue, Apr 12 2011 01:14:23

    ^This shit is the shit yo. Facts: [quote=Wikipedia] Apium graveolens is a plant species in the family Apiaceae commonly known as celery (var. dulce) or celeriac (var. rapaceum) depending on whether the petioles (stalks) or roots are eaten. Celery is used in weight-loss diets, where it provides low-calorie dietary fibre bulk. Celery seeds are also a great source of calcium, and are regarded as a good alternative to animal products. Apium graveolens grows to 1 m tall. The leaves are pinnate to bipinnate leaves with rhombic leaflets 3–6 cm long and 2–4 cm broad. The flowers are creamy-white, 2–3 mm diameter, produced in dense compound umbels. The seeds are broad ovoid to globose, 1.5–2 mm long and wide.[/quote] Other facts: Betters your manhood Betters your chance with the ladies/men You can spin it while eating. Be a man, eat a stalk.

  2. Loanshark
    Date: Tue, Apr 12 2011 01:16:06

    I approve. Now to find a stalk of celery.

  3. tylt
    Date: Tue, Apr 12 2011 01:16:19

    Be a man, eat that shit. Put peanut butter in it, if you're low on protein I do it all the time. Its part of the aromatic vegetables which make food bomb. I fucking love celery.

  4. sangara
    Date: Tue, Apr 12 2011 01:18:31

    Dude put some raisins on that, Ants on a Log bitches.

  5. Awesome
    Date: Tue, Apr 12 2011 01:19:35

    we should do a celery collab in appreciation /in

  6. sangara
    Date: Tue, Apr 12 2011 01:24:06

    Celery collab /in

  7. XYZaki
    Date: Tue, Apr 12 2011 01:37:43

    Celery isonly good with peanut butter, I have yet to see a real dish that celery complements.

  8. Awesome
    Date: Tue, Apr 12 2011 01:41:42

    Tuna sandwhiches, gives it that extra crunch that onions can't give

  9. sangara
    Date: Tue, Apr 12 2011 01:51:07

    I'm now tempted to try this in my tuna, seeing as how I have a time limit left on my ability to eat it. I imagine it's much like potato salad, celery is pretty good in that.

  10. Loanshark
    Date: Tue, Apr 12 2011 02:04:25

    /in celery collab

  11. J74Q
    Date: Tue, Apr 12 2011 02:08:19

    LOL... Celery collab O.O

  12. AwonW
    Date: Tue, Apr 12 2011 02:19:17

    sangara wrote: I have a time limit left on my ability to eat it.
    Wait, what? Why?

  13. sangara
    Date: Tue, Apr 12 2011 02:22:03

    AwonW wrote: Wait, what? Why?
    Long story short, I'm whipped.

  14. Lettuce
    Date: Tue, Apr 12 2011 02:24:18

    I prefer lettuce But ya know, celery is good too...

  15. chris
    Date: Tue, Apr 12 2011 02:27:30

    Is leek = celery??? :?

  16. sangara
    Date: Tue, Apr 12 2011 02:29:33

    chrisPS wrote: Is leek = celery??? :?
    Nah a leek is like an onion thing, celery is different.

  17. Colin
    Date: Tue, Apr 12 2011 02:29:47

    tylt;83909]Be a man, eat that shit. Put peanut butter in it, if you're low on protein I do it all the time. Its part of the aromatic vegetables which make food bomb. I fucking love celery.[/QUOTE] Mirepoix :wub: Celery, onions, carrots. Good for soups and stews. fuck yeah. [QUOTE=chrisPS wrote: Is leek = celery??? :?
    Leek is more like Green Onion, than celery. Celery

  18. sangara
    Date: Tue, Apr 12 2011 02:33:54

    Yo @Colin celery collab?

  19. Colin
    Date: Tue, Apr 12 2011 02:48:23

    Im down. Gives me a reason to go buy celery

  20. AWtii69
    Date: Tue, Apr 12 2011 03:27:13

    god, i frikin hate celery

  21. Raos
    Date: Tue, Apr 12 2011 05:31:50

    Fresh celery dipped in low fat sour cream mixed with onion soup powder. Sent from IPhone 4 via Tapatalk.

  22. tylt
    Date: Tue, Apr 12 2011 06:21:38

    AWtii69 wrote: god, i frikin hate celery
    Thats because you're not a man. Only true men are masters of their celery destiny. I ate some celery tonight, fucking delicious,and put it in with some chicken stock to boil some chicken breasts, adds that little fucking ummmph. Can't get enough of that shit.

  23. Zombo
    Date: Tue, Apr 12 2011 13:17:19

    what i don like about celery is the thin stripes that come out once you've crunched into it, so nasty. when its cooked/cut its ok i guess

  24. sangara
    Date: Tue, Apr 12 2011 13:42:55

    Zombo wrote: what i don like about celery is the thin stripes that come out once you've crunched into it, so nasty. when its cooked/cut its ok i guess
    You can actually rip those out. Makes it better.

  25. tylt
    Date: Thu, Apr 14 2011 21:27:06

    http://www.asylum.com/2010/05/12/celery-sex-pheremones-androstenone-more-attractive-to-women/ You know, just to keep the thread going. Had some celery today, had some yesterday. My woman is all over me lately. Who knows, maybe its just placebo effect, but probably not.