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Spammer's Bin / Post Here To Claim "drunk/high Posting" Ownage

  1. Zombo
    Date: Sun, Mar 6 2011 15:28:35

    Post here to officially claim "drunk/high posting" ownage. Current count: ∞ + 3*0.999R - Shoeman 9 - UED 3 - LittleRaisin 3 - Retrospectre 2 - Mats 1 - DI 1- Elky 1 - RippDrive If I forget some, reply. If some info needs rectification, reply. If you're drunk, reply.

  2. TheAafg
    Date: Sun, Mar 6 2011 15:57:39

    :s what is this?

  3. Mike
    Date: Sun, Mar 6 2011 16:25:37

    Zombo is high and/or drunk.

  4. nateiskewl
    Date: Sun, Mar 6 2011 19:43:48

    TheAafg wrote: :s what is this?
    Go away.

  5. AoD1
    Date: Mon, Mar 7 2011 07:43:33

    i was drunk friday and saturday lol i came on here and posted a thread but i guess this is better.

  6. dekaf
    Date: Thu, Mar 10 2011 06:02:09

    blown

  7. dekaf
    Date: Thu, Mar 10 2011 06:02:55

    i believe i just found my favorite thread

  8. Mike
    Date: Thu, Mar 10 2011 06:05:31

    I don't think I would be able to fins this thread when I'm drunk. I propose that it should be sticked for the drunks. And others.

  9. tylt
    Date: Thu, Mar 10 2011 06:05:33

    I've been high as shit all fucking day. Northern California is my fucking spot. Now off to do some homework.

  10. dekaf
    Date: Thu, Mar 10 2011 06:09:28

    do you know who this you fucking bitch

  11. dekaf
    Date: Thu, Mar 10 2011 06:14:55

    you a failure if you wack trust me imma tell ya but you aint hard or nice you never placin bids bitchs askin why i talk nasty squeezin every trashy whore that walk past me when i make a promise be sure that im gonna stay honest my crews lookin like zombies smokin bomb trees so high i cant breath you leaving the receiving room this even with jesus penis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  12. dekaf
    Date: Thu, Mar 10 2011 06:22:06

    all of you are pitiful when it reaches my skull sounds spiritual and dull im not vicious to drop kit midgets i black out lookin for someone to beat the crap out lyrically im make your head just twist call me the exorcist you weird and slit your writes nateiskewl is trollin posting with that grammar, predict and pronoun never forgets the comma, pretend to slip and throw down

  13. dekaf
    Date: Thu, Mar 10 2011 06:29:22

    no more bussin i can flow without cussin comin down need another dose of robatussin you bitch sounded retarded while she got discarded by the court that aborted her distorted abortion im takin action in second of a fraction im askin a question dont make me spit in spanish so many rips you cant even understand it aod is mexican lost your plan im insane so simple but plain in the back seat of a taxi mans van when i live my competition i got that respirator style breathless so high escalator style yo if i was there id tell you to put a beat on, before you get pee'd on

  14. dekaf
    Date: Thu, Mar 10 2011 06:39:04

    you give me the reason its heated you need to be immediately treated traffic emergency tragic insurgencies killin classified insurgents i assure 99.9% of germs this is like a dream i can snap out dont worry im not out i pull up to the mcdonalds drive threw see you and pile drive you

  15. Mike
    Date: Thu, Mar 10 2011 06:49:57

    Zuolin?

  16. dekaf
    Date: Thu, Mar 10 2011 07:48:36

    i hope you get raped and taped scraped across the floor swung and busted by the door escaped and smashed you with a 2 by 4 board im just a white kid sittin behind my monitor flowing faster than a kilometer grabbed a giraffe broke it in half took its head off clued it right back and left it like that pull up to you slam on the gas and charge at you and bombard you with the car that your mom bought you fucked up sound of the moat laying down, face down in a boat so in a minute or two we going to enter in you i never follow the limit im infinite so give me a minute while i permit these rhymes that be on it my brain is haunted

  17. strat1227
    Date: Fri, Mar 11 2011 00:15:25

    way to ruin a perfectly good thread

  18. Mike
    Date: Fri, Mar 11 2011 03:15:24

    You guys actually made it a sticky! happyface

  19. Sc00t
    Date: Fri, Mar 11 2011 03:16:03

    keep droppin that pen dekaf

  20. AoD1
    Date: Fri, Mar 11 2011 08:49:02

    im buzzin like a mother fucker..... took me hours to find this..... you should warn me when your sticky importatnt threads bro

  21. AoD1
    Date: Sat, Mar 12 2011 08:23:16

    dude im fuckign fadded as fuck dude ism so fucked up fuck /......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

  22. UEDan
    Date: Sat, Mar 12 2011 10:24:10

    Stop encouraging us! =P

  23. maunierox
    Date: Mon, Mar 14 2011 07:06:37

    what does a sticky thread mean? and is it sad to be drinking by yourself becaue i've had about 11 shots just locked away in my room. yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  24. tylt
    Date: Mon, Mar 14 2011 07:11:19

    maunierox wrote: what does a sticky thread mean? and is it sad to be drinking by yourself becaue i've had about 11 shots just locked away in my room. yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    Never a bad thing. Everyone comes down on some low times. I'm high. I made some dank smoked sausage sandwiches this evening. I found a pipe in the park the other day too. Stoked on that shit. Anyways I'm rambling, Smoke on.

  25. maunierox
    Date: Mon, Mar 14 2011 07:15:10

    tylt wrote: Never a bad thing. Everyone comes down on some low times. I'm high. I made some dank smoked sausage sandwiches this evening. I found a pipe in the park the other day too. Stoked on that shit. Anyways I'm rambling, Smoke on.
    haha fuck yes. i have too much alcohol in my presence to not drink. haha. i'm jealous of the sandwiches :P

  26. TheAafg
    Date: Mon, Mar 14 2011 07:17:23

    maunierox wrote: haha. i'm jealous of the sandwiches :P
    why are you jealous of sandwiches, can't you just make one? just saying...

  27. maunierox
    Date: Mon, Mar 14 2011 07:19:29

    TheAafg wrote: why are you jealous of sandwiches, can't you just make one? just saying...
    my bread is frozen.... :( and i don't have smoked sausage.

  28. maunierox
    Date: Mon, Mar 14 2011 07:20:03

    and i just realized that my status says i will be making no sandwiches. so there.

  29. TheAafg
    Date: Mon, Mar 14 2011 07:26:21

    maunierox wrote: and i just realized that my status says i will be making no sandwiches. so there.
    would you make a sandwich for sangara though? oh and this

  30. maunierox
    Date: Mon, Mar 14 2011 07:29:12

    he's asleep! and 450 miles away. ugh. this is why i drink. and i dont give a fuck about becoming healthier. ha

  31. Mike
    Date: Mon, Mar 14 2011 07:42:15

    I drink by myself all the time! *high five* 11 shots? Someone can't hang.

  32. maunierox
    Date: Mon, Mar 14 2011 07:43:44

    ? i'm going on 13 now. i'm losing the buzz and it's making me sad. but watching fight club drunk IS kinda fun. must admit.

  33. Mike
    Date: Mon, Mar 14 2011 07:47:59

    maunierox wrote: ? i'm going on 13 now. i'm losing the buzz and it's making me sad. but watching fight club drunk IS kinda fun. must admit.
    Only 13 shots after 40 minutes? I would have been done with a bottle by now!

  34. TheAafg
    Date: Mon, Mar 14 2011 07:51:37

    smoking is all I do :) now that I am on a break its hard to find weed.

  35. maunierox
    Date: Mon, Mar 14 2011 07:51:42

    haha unless you're like me and you have a whole handle to finish. pfft.

  36. Mike
    Date: Mon, Mar 14 2011 07:55:18

    maunierox wrote: haha unless you're like me and you have a whole handle to finish. pfft.
    Two more shots and you get at least halfway through the bottle. Might as well drink 5 straight in a row to finish faster. What are you drinking, exactly?

  37. maunierox
    Date: Mon, Mar 14 2011 07:58:57

    captain morgan mixed with dr. pepper. after the tequila fiasco last week i cannot drink straight shots at the moment. too many painful thoughts.

  38. Mike
    Date: Mon, Mar 14 2011 08:02:36

    maunierox wrote: captain morgan mixed with dr. pepper. after the rum fiasco last week i cannot drink straight shots at the moment. [B]too many painful thoughts.[/B]
    I think the whole world is going insane, I fill my head up with liquor, and drink away the pain. What is your preferred liquor?

  39. maunierox
    Date: Mon, Mar 14 2011 08:06:23

    Mike wrote: I think the whole world is going insane, I fill my head up with liquor, and drink away the pain. What is your preferred liquor?
    gin. but i never seem to have it around. :( and you?

  40. Mike
    Date: Mon, Mar 14 2011 08:15:28

    Rum. Bacardi. She's my baby <3

  41. maunierox
    Date: Mon, Mar 14 2011 08:19:50

    Mike wrote: Rum. Bacardi. She's my baby <3
    ive got some of that. but the spiced rum goes so well with everything whereas my bacardi is better alone. :P

  42. AoD1
    Date: Mon, Mar 14 2011 08:29:07

    things to say. 1. rum = #1 2. gin = #2 3. if you need chaser your a pussy and cant drink.

  43. maunierox
    Date: Mon, Mar 14 2011 08:35:32

    oh i can drink. i can drink for days. it runs in the family. but my stomach isn't happy. but its complacent. and allowing me to drink about 17 shots tonight. nice stomach.

  44. Mike
    Date: Mon, Mar 14 2011 14:29:09

    maunierox;74346]ive got some of that. but the spiced rum goes so well with everything whereas my bacardi is better alone. :P[/QUOTE] Ah, so that's why the Morgan then? [QUOTE=AoD1 wrote: things to say. 1. rum = #1 2. gin = #2 3. if you need chaser your a pussy and cant drink.
    No chasers for me. :woop:

  45. maunierox
    Date: Mon, Mar 14 2011 19:24:36

    AoD1;74347]3. if you need chaser your a pussy and cant drink.[/QUOTE] AND it's not a chaser if you are mixing the drinks together. it's just a mixed drink. [QUOTE=Mike wrote: Ah, so that's why the Morgan then?
    indeed sir. good to mix. very good to mix.

  46. AoD1
    Date: Tue, Mar 15 2011 00:23:28

    maunierox wrote: AND it's not a chaser if you are mixing the drinks together. it's just a mixed drink. indeed sir. good to mix. very good to mix.
    i never said anything about mix drinks. and Mike i fucking know you can drink bro.

  47. maunierox
    Date: Tue, Mar 15 2011 00:40:55

    AoD1 wrote: i never said anything about mix drinks.
    Well thats what my comment was about so why did you add the "3. if you need chaser your a pussy and cant drink"......?

  48. JC
    Date: Tue, Mar 15 2011 00:44:37

    Didn't even know this thread existed... lolol, yea, it'd be too much effort to find this thread.

  49. AoD1
    Date: Tue, Mar 15 2011 02:24:20

    maunierox wrote: Well thats what my comment was about so why did you add the "3. if you need chaser your a pussy and cant drink"......?
    general statement

  50. maunierox
    Date: Tue, Mar 15 2011 02:57:30

    AoD1 wrote: general statement
    ah okay. i can see that. sorry for getting defensive. :)

  51. AoD1
    Date: Tue, Mar 15 2011 03:01:01

    maunierox wrote: ah okay. i can see that. sorry for getting defensive. :)
    its all good.

  52. Mike
    Date: Tue, Mar 15 2011 03:04:28

    Spring Break = Time to drink myself into a coma. Fuck yeah.

  53. maunierox
    Date: Tue, Mar 15 2011 03:05:01

    my bro just got back from mardi gras. i think our family likes drinking too much.

  54. AoD1
    Date: Tue, Mar 15 2011 03:06:15

    Mike wrote: Spring Break = Time to drink myself into a coma. Fuck yeah.
    you need to go to AA bro

  55. Mike
    Date: Tue, Mar 15 2011 03:08:13

    AoD1 wrote: you need to go to AA bro
    Ha, what? Why?

  56. AoD1
    Date: Tue, Mar 15 2011 04:26:32

    your a alcholic....

  57. Colin
    Date: Tue, Mar 15 2011 04:31:16

    AoD1 wrote: you're an alcholic....
    fix'd At least he's not drinking a bottle of GreyGoose every weekend [or are you..] cause youre depressed or some shit

  58. Mike
    Date: Tue, Mar 15 2011 04:53:49

    AoD1 wrote: your a alcholic....
    I am?

  59. Awesome
    Date: Tue, Mar 15 2011 06:24:50

    yeah Mike, if you want to drink yourself into a coma thats big warning sign of alcoholism. You aren't a 12 year old emo kid so don't say you were being hyperbolic. I also call bullshit on the 17 shots, unless they were small shots, or you drink slow and have a long definition of night. Any case its misleading.

  60. maunierox
    Date: Tue, Mar 15 2011 06:29:30

    Awesome wrote: I also call bullshit on the 17 shots, unless they were small shots, or you drink slow and have a long definition of night. Any case its misleading.
    i started drinking at 8pm and ended at 2pm good sir. it is quite simple to have 17 shots dragged out for 6 hours with the help of food without dying. very very simple.

  61. Awesome
    Date: Tue, Mar 15 2011 06:34:26

    maunierox wrote: i started drinking at 8pm and ended at 2pm good sir. it is quite simple to have 17 shots dragged out for 6 hours with the help of food without dying. very very simple.
    8pm to 2pm is 14 hours... not to mention you attitude is condescending as fuck, no way I could down 17 shots and type a coherent sentence. Maybe I am just a bad drinker though, please show some understanding.

  62. maunierox
    Date: Tue, Mar 15 2011 06:39:13

    Awesome wrote: 8pm to 2pm is 14 hours... not to mention you attitude is condescending as fuck, no way I could down 17 shots and type a coherent sentence. Maybe I am just a bad drinker though, please show some understanding.
    sorry for the typo with the pm/am stuff. 8pm to 2am. i did not try to be condescending. when mike and i were talking he assumed that i had just started drinking, but he was wrong and i did not correct him. basically a very high tolerance runs in my family. i ate a lot yesterday not to mention that i ate after every shot to get rid of the flavor. it could be that you don't have much of a tolerance, but the fact that i drank lots of water and ate a lot and also spread out the drinking over multiple hours makes it very simple to sober up. i was pretty sober by 1am so i started drinking again. and thats when i started typing.

  63. Awesome
    Date: Tue, Mar 15 2011 06:46:40

    I see but why would you be proud of that fact? wouldn't a high tolerance suck? I thought the goal was to get drunk as possible, not consume as much as possible ;D and whats this about flavour? you don't appreciate the taste of whiskey or rum or whatever you were drinking D:

  64. Mike
    Date: Tue, Mar 15 2011 06:46:47

    maunierox wrote: sorry for the typo with the pm/am stuff. 8pm to 2am. i did not try to be condescending. when mike and i were talking he assumed that i had just started drinking, but he was wrong and i did not correct him. basically a very high tolerance runs in my family. i ate a lot yesterday not to mention that i ate after every shot to get rid of the flavor. it could be that you don't have much of a tolerance, but the fact that i drank lots of water and ate a lot and also spread out the drinking over multiple hours makes it very simple to sober up. i was pretty sober by 1am so i started drinking again. and thats when i started typing.
    Aw, you should have drank on an empty stomach then. sadface

  65. maunierox
    Date: Tue, Mar 15 2011 06:53:40

    Mike wrote: Aw, you should have drank on an empty stomach then. sadface
    HAHAHA i wasn't drinking with the intention of getting completely hammered. i just wanted the buzz. and i was successful :D

  66. AoD1
    Date: Tue, Mar 15 2011 06:55:40

    maunierox wrote: i started drinking at 8pm and ended at 2pm good sir. it is quite simple to have 17 shots dragged out for 6 hours with the help of food without dying. very very simple.
    i would never eat while drinking that much.

  67. Mike
    Date: Tue, Mar 15 2011 06:55:44

    maunierox wrote: HAHAHA i wasn't drinking with the intention of getting completely hammered. i just wanted the buzz. and i was successful :D
    If you're going to drink, might as well get fucked up. That's just me though.

  68. maunierox
    Date: Tue, Mar 15 2011 06:57:00

    Awesome wrote: I see but why would you be proud of that fact? wouldn't a high tolerance suck? I thought the goal was to get drunk as possible, not consume as much as possible ;D and whats this about flavour? you don't appreciate the taste of whiskey or rum or whatever you were drinking D:
    i have a thing with flavors. see...about a week ago i got crazy drunk off tequila and the flavor of tequila and i do not mix. it was a disaster that i wont go further into, but it left me with a bit of an impression that didn't make me excited for the flavor this weekend. i've never had a problem with flavors until now. hopefully it wont last long. i truly enjoy the taste of captain. vanilla-y... :D and the high tolerance means i can continue to drink when others have passed out or thrown up. and that the chance of me passing out/throwing up is significantly lower than most people :P

  69. AoD1
    Date: Tue, Mar 15 2011 06:57:50

    maunierox wrote: HAHAHA i wasn't drinking with the intention of getting completely hammered. i just wanted the buzz. and i was successful :D
    ummm thats the point of drinking...... getting fucked up.

  70. maunierox
    Date: Tue, Mar 15 2011 06:58:04

    Mike wrote: If you're going to drink, might as well get fucked up. That's just me though.
    i'd rather get fucked up with friends rather than just myself. less fun. :P

  71. maunierox
    Date: Tue, Mar 15 2011 06:58:44

    AoD1 wrote: ummm thats the point of drinking...... getting fucked up.
    i've always prefered the buzz more than...well...what i can't remember. lol

  72. AoD1
    Date: Tue, Mar 15 2011 06:59:41

    im not talking about blacking out im talking about getting fucked up

  73. maunierox
    Date: Tue, Mar 15 2011 07:02:35

    AoD1 wrote: im not talking about blacking out im talking about getting fucked up
    and i totally appreciate that when i'm not drinking by myself and so lonely hahaha

  74. Awesome
    Date: Tue, Mar 15 2011 07:26:18

    less drinking, more friend making, then even more to make up for lost drinking time all about priorities. and passing out isn't a probability thing, its about a knowing your limits thing and not crossing it unless you want to black out.

  75. maunierox
    Date: Tue, Mar 15 2011 07:34:07

    @Awesome all my friends are good students who refuse to drink on finals week :( and knowing your limits directly relates to your tolerance. ;)

  76. Awesome
    Date: Tue, Mar 15 2011 07:35:53

    no, knowing your limits means knowing when your tolerance ends and when alcohol takes over and being able to not cross the line. your friends sound lame to ;(

  77. maunierox
    Date: Tue, Mar 15 2011 07:55:28

    @Awesome i know. haha. gotta find some more who like to live on the edge. :P

  78. JC
    Date: Tue, Mar 15 2011 20:17:03

    Too much sober posting here.

  79. Awesome
    Date: Tue, Mar 15 2011 21:03:50

    but what would be considered spam anywhere else would be on topic here and hence not spam. Seeing as how this is the spammers bin the only way to spam here is to post sober. but this is a good idea for a thread, and it should be moderated and hence should be out of the spammers bin.

  80. Zombo
    Date: Wed, Mar 16 2011 22:47:56

    Awesome wrote: but what would be considered spam anywhere else would be on topic here and hence not spam. Seeing as how this is the spammers bin the only way to spam here is to post sober. but this is a good idea for a thread, and it should be moderated and hence should be out of the spammers bin.
    this is a legendary spammer's bin thread. it stays here.

  81. Mike
    Date: Thu, Mar 17 2011 02:36:49

    Zombo wrote: this is a legendary spammer's bin thread. it stays here.
    I love you.

  82. tylt
    Date: Sat, Mar 19 2011 03:00:45

    Burritos and Cupcakes, once again I'm high. I shoulda been here last night, but I could not have been found up on the internet so fucked up on a saint pattie's day.and thank you Zombo.

  83. JC
    Date: Sat, Mar 19 2011 22:08:55

    I claim being drunk 12-18hrs ago... lolol, I can claim being drunk the day after haha :X dont' ever think i can do the moment of... I claim being drunk in ~6hrs too... lol

  84. colourfulXinsanity
    Date: Sat, Mar 19 2011 22:45:43

    Fun about 16- 22 hours ago, but overall disappointed with my first time. Luckily, nothing reeks of smoke.

  85. Simplex
    Date: Sat, Mar 19 2011 23:31:31

    combust marijuana daily

  86. Mike
    Date: Sun, Mar 20 2011 00:06:00

    colourfulXinsanity wrote: Fun about 16- 22 hours ago, but overall disappointed with my first time. Luckily, nothing reeks of smoke.
    I have frozen Thin Mints now.

  87. colourfulXinsanity
    Date: Sun, Mar 20 2011 00:56:00

    lololol eat 'em up

  88. tylt
    Date: Sun, Mar 20 2011 04:55:08

    I'm trying to get homework done right now but its not happening, hash will do that to you. I have got the fucking munchies like a furnace right now.

  89. Colin
    Date: Sun, Mar 20 2011 05:22:17

    colourfulXinsanity;76254]Fun about 16- 22 hours ago, but overall [B]disappointed[/B] with my first time. Luckily, nothing reeks of smoke.[/QUOTE] This is such a lie. I can prove this :p [QUOTE=Simplex wrote: combust marijuana daily http://farm1.static.flickr.com/113/297487713_3b5548f92a.jpg
    This is the neatest graffiti I have ever seen .__.

  90. JC
    Date: Mon, Mar 21 2011 00:02:23

    Damn random bruises in the morning. =.=

  91. colourfulXinsanity
    Date: Wed, Mar 23 2011 18:59:19

    T minus 5 hours

  92. colourfulXinsanity
    Date: Sun, Mar 27 2011 03:52:11

    lolololol whaddup guys

  93. Mike
    Date: Sun, Mar 27 2011 07:34:03

    Currently high, and a little drunk. First time cross-fading. feels pretty good. Everything seems to be moving so fast. I I'm drawing blanks on what to write here. I'm tired./ I might sleep. but I don't really want to walk to my couch like this. my mom will notice. This is bad. Shit.

  94. Argon_City
    Date: Tue, Mar 29 2011 10:04:37

    [SIZE="7"][COLOR="red"][B]我爱你爱得轰轰烈烈,但是你给了我什么?你什么都没给。你这个大白痴,你这口蜜腹剑的家伙,我一定不让你好过![/B][/COLOR][/SIZE]

  95. maunierox
    Date: Fri, Apr 1 2011 04:46:02

    must i say that fuckin jackass 3ed is amazing when youre drunk! shahahha a

  96. maunierox
    Date: Fri, Apr 1 2011 05:06:20

    people are pobacfling barfing on scrreen and its shellal hella funny. osy soorry im not backspacking . okiay this sucks im'mm a sto[p;. but it'sl funy. damn. his sutcm,. i mean this suck.s fuck. okay, wow. sosry. sorry. dammm. hellacocktor. on jackass. silliness. i can't see it. its like 3d withoug the glasses. hahahha.

  97. tylt
    Date: Thu, Apr 7 2011 23:03:45

    Im stoned. Hungry. But I got a softball game tonight so Im stoked on that. I really need some food. All we do is smoke purple, I got grapes.

  98. colourfulXinsanity
    Date: Sat, Apr 9 2011 04:27:40

    I have no idea what I just experienced. Holy fuck

  99. YugLlort
    Date: Sat, Apr 9 2011 04:33:00

    damn you guys are legit

  100. Awesome
    Date: Sun, Apr 10 2011 03:21:29

    I am baked

  101. Colin
    Date: Wed, Apr 13 2011 02:03:37

    I am drunk.

    Mike wrote: I think the whole world is going insane, I fill my head up with liquor, and drink away the pain.
    Not working, bro. Flase alvertising.

  102. tylt
    Date: Thu, Apr 21 2011 01:26:19

    Happy 420 everyone Im fuckin blitzed rright now, I just ate a whole burrito and im in need of more food. Blunts and bowls fuck my life

  103. colourfulXinsanity
    Date: Thu, Apr 21 2011 05:10:45

    hahahahah whaddup buddie. Scariest day of my life but it's finally ending on a right note

  104. Awesome
    Date: Thu, Apr 21 2011 05:27:28

    SMOKED CRYSTAL ALL DAY! and munched out on delicious munchies. hellz yeah

  105. Zombo
    Date: Fri, Apr 22 2011 03:31:51

    FUCKING HABSL OST

  106. Loanshark
    Date: Sun, Apr 24 2011 14:29:54

    goddammit last night was way too fucking intense

  107. Mike
    Date: Mon, Apr 25 2011 03:20:37

    Zombo wrote: FUCKING HABSL OST
    Dude, what. Also, t-minus a couple of hours.

  108. zweebna
    Date: Wed, May 4 2011 23:40:27

    sup

  109. tylt
    Date: Wed, May 4 2011 23:46:31

    I'm baked. Creative writing assignment here we fucking come.

  110. maunierox
    Date: Fri, May 6 2011 03:18:48

    CINCO DE DRINKOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

  111. tylt
    Date: Fri, May 6 2011 15:04:19

    maunierox wrote: CINCO DE DRINKOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
    This. I'm fucking hungover. Coronas and Margaritas, the night was successful.

  112. colourfulXinsanity
    Date: Sat, May 7 2011 21:54:19

    14 hours of sleep...whoops lol

  113. k-ryder
    Date: Fri, May 13 2011 16:17:30

    bump wait, this is a sticky thread, bump is useless well, posting here to claim "funk/high posting" ownage as per said in the thread title

  114. Pen Ninja
    Date: Sat, May 28 2011 14:36:19

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  115. Pen Ninja
    Date: Sat, May 28 2011 14:37:06

    loldrunk + meitenshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

  116. strat1227
    Date: Sat, May 28 2011 15:50:49

    Pen Ninja wrote: loldrunk + meitenshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
    my favorite part of this post is the fact that you were talking to people in the shoutbox less than 15 minutes later

  117. Bleevlee
    Date: Sat, May 28 2011 15:55:52

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  118. Bleevlee
    Date: Sat, May 28 2011 15:56:25

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  119. Bleevlee
    Date: Sat, May 28 2011 15:57:10

    Yay I get drunk ownak jfnsklfj slf

  120. Pen Ninja
    Date: Sun, May 29 2011 13:32:05

    strat1227 wrote: my favorite part of this post is the fact that you were talking to people in the shoutbox less than 15 minutes later
    i can talk while drunk... tbh i dont remember what i spoke about...

  121. ShadrCom3t
    Date: Tue, May 31 2011 03:36:33

    daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa On a serious note, I stayed up to write my 5 page english paper due tomorrow.

  122. maunierox
    Date: Tue, May 31 2011 05:19:29

    so...i'm not drunk at the moment, but i WAS last night and i definitely stumbled to the toilet and ended up hitting my forehead on it. I have a lovely bump and bruise taking up half of my forehead. yay. but i dont remember any of it...i'm not sure if that's from hitting my head or from blacking out...

  123. strat1227
    Date: Sun, Jun 5 2011 06:18:48

    wasted.

  124. tylt
    Date: Tue, Jun 7 2011 08:01:24

    Baked off. A blunt and some hash, pretty wasted right now, hard to think.

  125. sangara
    Date: Sat, Jul 9 2011 07:13:21

    Um so Le*Mons and I are drunk right now Love, sangara

  126. sangara
    Date: Sat, Jul 9 2011 08:10:43

    Reaqlly Drunk

  127. colourfulXinsanity
    Date: Fri, Jul 15 2011 00:01:11

    high for harry potter premiere? why yes, i believe so

  128. funnky
    Date: Fri, Jul 15 2011 00:07:27

    you know were doing ur mom do- do- doing your mom.

  129. zweebna
    Date: Thu, Jul 28 2011 06:18:49

    sup

  130. UEDan
    Date: Mon, Sep 5 2011 10:25:14

    I think I might be comming an alcoholic.....FML

  131. tylt
    Date: Fri, Sep 9 2011 08:38:28

    Straight Blunted

  132. sweetlovin
    Date: Wed, Sep 14 2011 03:37:53

    Smoked like that blunt.

  133. Vassenato
    Date: Thu, Sep 15 2011 03:59:16

    what the fuck is this? also, very high.

  134. Vassenato
    Date: Thu, Sep 15 2011 04:04:01

    AoD1 wrote: [B]AA[/B]
    OH GOD NO. GET THAT SHIT OUT OF HERE. FUCK.

  135. Colin
    Date: Sun, Sep 25 2011 05:23:57

    I have been smoking way too much lately..

  136. Vassenato
    Date: Sun, Oct 2 2011 05:26:42

    I love opiates and cigarettes.

  137. Vassenato
    Date: Mon, Oct 3 2011 21:59:07

    don't mind if i do.

  138. MinEste
    Date: Tue, Oct 4 2011 20:47:54

    weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  139. colourfulXinsanity
    Date: Tue, Oct 4 2011 21:09:09

    Colin wrote: I have been smoking way too much lately..
    you and me both man. Two bowls of kief. Life is good.

  140. colourfulXinsanity
    Date: Thu, Oct 6 2011 05:03:49

    baked as fuck B)

  141. AoD1
    Date: Thu, Oct 6 2011 20:21:22

    you guys are so fucking cool posting how high you guys are on a penspinning form.

  142. Vassenato
    Date: Sun, Oct 9 2011 04:03:17

    AoD1 wrote: you guys are so fucking cool posting how high you guys are on a penspinning form.
    eat a nut.

  143. AoD1
    Date: Mon, Oct 10 2011 08:58:46

    Lol you know it's tru vass

  144. Vassenato
    Date: Wed, Nov 2 2011 04:10:40

    just a little drunk just a litlle

  145. Vassenato
    Date: Sat, Nov 5 2011 03:38:22

    dxm 300mg oh lord

  146. sangara
    Date: Sat, Nov 5 2011 04:24:12

    Tell me how bad you itch.

  147. Vassenato
    Date: Sun, Nov 6 2011 00:25:57

    sangara wrote: Tell me how bad you itch.
    The itch wasn't that bad. Only for about an hour I was quite itchy but after that it faded after ignoring it.

  148. sangara
    Date: Sun, Nov 6 2011 03:28:35

    Vassenato wrote: The itch wasn't that bad. Only for about an hour I was quite itchy but after that it faded after ignoring it.
    Hrm, I always hear that DXM makes you itch like crazy.

  149. Vassenato
    Date: Sun, Nov 6 2011 03:30:43

    sangara wrote: Hrm, I always hear that DXM makes you itch like crazy.
    only for some people

  150. Vassenato
    Date: Thu, Nov 17 2011 08:59:35

    i am drunk weeeeeeeee

  151. Vassenato
    Date: Fri, Nov 18 2011 08:22:44

    drink drank drunk fun woot

  152. tylt
    Date: Thu, Nov 24 2011 11:17:35

    3 norco and mad weed, I am fucked up

  153. Vassenato
    Date: Mon, Dec 5 2011 02:30:04

    been taking shots of some shit thats like 84% abv shit fucking kills your stomach but im drunk as fuck only took like 4 shots weeeeeeeeeee

  154. Vassenato
    Date: Sat, Dec 31 2011 23:38:42

    smoking that legal shit id rather have the real thing oh well

  155. Hahnda
    Date: Sun, Jan 1 2012 02:29:57

    this post could get more action when it strikes midnight...

  156. AoD1
    Date: Wed, Jan 4 2012 13:46:45

    you guys think your cool?

  157. Soren
    Date: Wed, Jan 18 2012 23:41:32

    @Zombo I don't see why this deserves to be a sticky.

  158. sangara
    Date: Wed, Jan 18 2012 23:42:26

    Supergirl wrote: @Zombo I don't see why this deserves to be a sticky.
    Do you know how hard it is to find a thread while intoxicated?

  159. Soren
    Date: Wed, Jan 18 2012 23:43:06

    sangara wrote: Do you know how hard it is to find a thread while intoxicated?
    Then every thread deserves to be stickied...

  160. sangara
    Date: Wed, Jan 18 2012 23:43:29

    You really don't get it.

  161. Mats
    Date: Thu, Jan 19 2012 08:36:46

    Could have posted in this thread 7 days out of the last 9. =/

  162. Soren
    Date: Tue, Jan 24 2012 17:45:39

    @Zombo You have not replied.

  163. Anemia
    Date: Mon, Feb 6 2012 02:09:41

    Just smoked some ChemDawg ._. I'm blazed out of my fucking mind right now :]

  164. Awesome
    Date: Fri, Feb 10 2012 05:32:08

    TONIGHT IS A GOOD NIGHT.

  165. Vassenato
    Date: Fri, Feb 10 2012 06:51:13

    I'm sober as fuck. Was drinking tuesday night though, I was pretty damn pissed. Vodka and Cigarettes is a winning combination.

  166. tylt
    Date: Sun, Feb 19 2012 00:09:57

    I get high,high,high every day.

  167. Vassenato
    Date: Sat, Mar 10 2012 21:45:52

    holy fuck shit tons of dxm last night fucking awesome. got a nice afterglow going on too.

  168. tylt
    Date: Fri, Mar 16 2012 05:09:38

    Baked.

  169. Krypton
    Date: Fri, Mar 16 2012 11:48:37

    Had Bundaberg's Lemon, Lime and Bitters yesterday, which, according to my friend tastes like gin and tonic without the alcohol. It's gassy, sweet, sour and malty bitter in the aftertaste. Weird, but nice. A bottle of that is equivalent to 3 cans of Mountain Dew in terms of the price.

  170. AoD1
    Date: Tue, Mar 27 2012 06:41:24

    i was pretty fucked up earlier but i do have to say marshmallow vodka with vanilla coke = bombness

  171. Vassenato
    Date: Wed, Mar 28 2012 09:21:10

    AoD1 wrote: marshmallow vodka
    flavored vodka is fuckin nasty

  172. strat1227
    Date: Wed, Mar 28 2012 17:30:00

    Vassenato wrote: flavored vodka is fuckin nasty
    [wyoutube]IDcj7KWW8yo[/wyoutube]

  173. Zombo
    Date: Wed, Mar 28 2012 19:45:01

    im going to cuba next week: best rum based drink suggestion?

  174. AoD1
    Date: Wed, Mar 28 2012 21:46:33

    Vassenato wrote: flavored vodka is fuckin nasty
    nah dude u cant even taste the vodka so bomb though

  175. strat1227
    Date: Wed, Mar 28 2012 22:03:23

    Zombo wrote: im going to cuba next week: best rum based drink suggestion?
    Rum + pineapple fanta lol in college the most complicated drinks we consume are Alcohol+Mixer.

  176. TheAafg
    Date: Fri, Mar 30 2012 20:10:11

    blazed as fuck

  177. Vassenato
    Date: Fri, Mar 30 2012 20:20:36

    drugs are bad

  178. TheAafg
    Date: Fri, Mar 30 2012 20:22:07

    Vassenato wrote: drugs are bad
    very.

  179. Vassenato
    Date: Wed, Apr 4 2012 16:03:42

    omg i'm smoking weed. it's been a while

  180. UEDan
    Date: Sat, Apr 7 2012 13:53:35

    I've been posting at the wrong thread for months =(

  181. Vassenato
    Date: Mon, Apr 9 2012 01:55:41

    lol i always wondered why you posted in the "drugs or not" thread instead of this one.

  182. Vassenato
    Date: Mon, Apr 9 2012 06:22:17

    The other day I smoked way too much weed and freaked the fuck out for an hour. It wasn't all that fun. I remember why I don't smoke that often.

  183. Vassenato
    Date: Sat, Apr 14 2012 06:48:29

    dxm and weed trippin with a friend holy shit

  184. colourfulXinsanity
    Date: Fri, Apr 20 2012 01:18:45

    it is time my brethren

  185. Vassenato
    Date: Wed, Apr 25 2012 05:59:25

    smokey

  186. Vassenato
    Date: Sun, Apr 29 2012 04:17:25

    drank as fuck nugga

  187. Xitra
    Date: Thu, May 10 2012 07:07:10

    what is this???

  188. strat1227
    Date: Sun, May 13 2012 20:11:53

    roommate had a groupon where he had to spend 20 bucks at lunch, so he ordered a pitcher of margaritas ... but he didn't like it at all so i drank the whole damn pitcher ... pretty far gone right now

  189. Soren
    Date: Tue, May 15 2012 16:58:07

    groupie

  190. UEDan
    Date: Fri, May 18 2012 18:31:00

    Posting here now so I can find out easier later tonight. Sent from my DROID2 Global using Tapatalk 2

  191. UEDan
    Date: Sat, May 19 2012 09:51:37

    Hello! Hehehehehe Sent from my DROID2 Global using Tapatalk 2

  192. UEDan
    Date: Sat, May 26 2012 06:18:09

    Fuckijg shit. Athe the quail louge in santa ana with he homies, ignoring the girlfriedn... fuck my life. Focuk your like. You virgins gonna get fucked. Sent from my DROID2 Global using Tapatalk 2

  193. UEDan
    Date: Sat, May 26 2012 06:20:04

    Fuck it all. Sent from my DROID2 Global using Tapatalk 2

  194. King
    Date: Sat, May 26 2012 06:50:11

    Rofl^

  195. Rees
    Date: Sat, May 26 2012 07:28:54

    bahahaha, sounds like a good night. hes quite abusive...

  196. UEDan
    Date: Sat, May 26 2012 07:56:44

    Oi! Fack you matre! We should habe a drink mate! Sent from my DROID2 Global using Tapatalk 2

  197. UEDan
    Date: Sat, May 26 2012 07:57:47

    Its awlays a good friday nmight mate! Mother fuckiing heyylla yeah! Band is jammin' fuck yeah good night mate Sent from my DROID2 Global using Tapatalk 2

  198. UEDan
    Date: Sat, May 26 2012 08:00:47

    I aint a busive ya wanker! Sent from my DROID2 Global using Tapatalk 2

  199. TheAafg
    Date: Sat, May 26 2012 08:41:08

    came home high, went to bed for 4 hours, woke up, still high. Wat. w.e. pretty much sober now anyways, bedtime niggayolo.

  200. Vassenato
    Date: Sat, May 26 2012 08:49:08

    i'm high on your mother

  201. UEDan
    Date: Sat, May 26 2012 08:59:04

    Fuck yo couch! I dunnowhay that is from... redcodrding for my uddy's band... beer..... beeer beer. They hired the werong producer... Sent from my DROID2 Global using Tapatalk 2

  202. UEDan
    Date: Sat, May 26 2012 10:17:06

    Fucktoyuall cunts. Sent from my DROID2 Global using Tapatalk 2

  203. Rees
    Date: Sat, May 26 2012 13:10:32

    hes going strong.

  204. TheAafg
    Date: Wed, May 30 2012 20:56:36

    elo elo elo white america.

  205. TheAafg
    Date: Fri, Jun 1 2012 04:02:23

    I swear I have come home high almost every single day this week.

  206. TheAafg
    Date: Fri, Jun 1 2012 20:50:59

    poppers actually get you so fuckedd.

  207. Shadowserpant
    Date: Tue, Jun 5 2012 09:38:07

    now start posting your drunk high combo videos everyone

  208. SJ
    Date: Tue, Jun 5 2012 10:23:45

    if i post a video, itll turn upsb upside down

  209. Kazuki
    Date: Tue, Jun 5 2012 12:06:25

    ;p;

  210. Vassenato
    Date: Fri, Jul 27 2012 06:55:15

    so fucking high right now 30mg of hydrocodone and 5mg of valium noddin like a motherfucker i fuckin love opiatess man

  211. Vassenato
    Date: Sun, Aug 26 2012 15:24:43

    omg im drunk as fuck right now working in a place with a bar ftw

  212. Vassenato
    Date: Tue, Aug 28 2012 12:35:16

    drinkin

  213. Vassenato
    Date: Thu, Sep 6 2012 15:48:44

    drunk yo this thread needs more activity im disappoint in yall. GET OUT THEIR AND GET FUCKED UP

  214. UEDan
    Date: Sat, Sep 8 2012 14:33:48

    I think you need AA.

  215. Vassenato
    Date: Sun, Sep 9 2012 13:11:56

    UEDan wrote: I think you need AA.
    idgaf lol. <3 drunk as fuck

  216. strat1227
    Date: Sun, Sep 9 2012 13:35:39

    Vassenato wrote: idgaf lol. <3 drunk as fuck
    I'll be here later tonight. Opening weekend of the NFL, a whole 12-pack's got my name on it

  217. Vassenato
    Date: Sun, Sep 9 2012 22:00:19

    strat1227 wrote: I'll be here later tonight. Opening weekend of the NFL, a whole 12-pack's got my name on it
    just a 12 pack? gotta go all out man

  218. strat1227
    Date: Mon, Sep 10 2012 03:46:42

    Vassenato wrote: just a 12 pack? gotta go all out man
    Lol I was 100% confident when I posted that, that you'd come in and be like "ONLY 12 BEERS? YOU SHOULD DRINK MORE LIKE ME" I was not disappointed.

  219. Vassenato
    Date: Mon, Sep 10 2012 10:49:58

    strat1227 wrote: Lol I was 100% confident when I posted that, that you'd come in and be like "ONLY 12 BEERS? YOU SHOULD DRINK MORE LIKE ME" I was not disappointed.
    lol irl im not bragging though im just saying man. gotta have more beers and more fun. unless you're a little bitch and cant drink more than 12

  220. strat1227
    Date: Mon, Sep 10 2012 14:19:15

    Vassenato wrote: lol irl im not bragging though im just saying man. gotta have more beers and more fun. unless you're a little bitch and cant drink more than 12
    I'm capable of having fun without blacking out lol. 12 is plenty

  221. Awesome
    Date: Mon, Sep 10 2012 17:37:40

    more beer=more fun. Its not just about having fun its about maximizing your fun too. You better come up with a mathematical model for the fun and beer consumed relationship so you don't lose out on potential fun.

  222. strat1227
    Date: Mon, Sep 10 2012 17:40:58

    jesus and you wonder why people don't post here more "I drank 12 beers" "drink more pussy" fuck it

  223. Vassenato
    Date: Mon, Sep 10 2012 23:19:56

    strat1227 wrote: jesus and you wonder why people don't post here more "I drank 12 beers" "drink more pussy" fuck it
    calm down honey i really dont give a shit about how much or how not much you drink

  224. UEDan
    Date: Wed, Sep 19 2012 08:12:07

    ow to finish off half a bottle of brandy..... What a shitty yaer.

  225. TheAafg
    Date: Sun, Sep 23 2012 05:15:55

    I haven't laughed so hard in such a long timee lolll. Its one of the best feelings when you meet up with an oldie friend and like chilling them for a while.

  226. TheAafg
    Date: Thu, Sep 27 2012 23:00:32

  227. Vassenato
    Date: Tue, Oct 2 2012 14:20:41

    I am a hangover.

  228. Vassenato
    Date: Sat, Oct 20 2012 16:17:23

    am i drunk? yes

  229. Vassenato
    Date: Sun, Nov 4 2012 13:12:11

    come home drunk wake up drunk get drunk again whatever

  230. tylt
    Date: Thu, Nov 15 2012 07:50:59

    I stay high.

  231. UEDan
    Date: Sat, Nov 17 2012 03:40:57

    I'm drunk again.

  232. UEDan
    Date: Thu, Nov 22 2012 00:44:08

    Everyone left for the holidays at work! Fuck the holidays!!!

  233. UEDan
    Date: Sat, Dec 1 2012 02:31:04

    Fuck ya;ll

  234. UEDan
    Date: Sat, Dec 1 2012 04:59:40

    If you are reading this, fuck you. Posted from a fone.

  235. UEDan
    Date: Sat, Dec 1 2012 07:48:25

    Shit, I'm hitting on a coworker... Posted from a fone.

  236. SJ
    Date: Sat, Dec 1 2012 09:11:22

    UEDan wrote: If you are reading this, fuck you. Posted from a fone.
    did u ever read my pm u nigger

  237. shonenbatman
    Date: Sat, Dec 1 2012 09:22:08

    SJ wrote: did u ever read my pm u nigger
    y

  238. UEDan
    Date: Sat, Dec 1 2012 10:11:08

    SJ wrote: did u ever read my pm u nigger
    I did negro. I'm still deciding whether or not Imm gonna go to a gathering anytime soon brah. Dude I.ve missed the last what? 5 gatherings? My bad man. I'll text/pm you after I sober up meng. Posted from a fone.

  239. UEDan
    Date: Sat, Dec 1 2012 10:12:35

    shonenbatman wrote: y
    Hope you PM'd shonen man he was there eaarly on... so was his parents. Very supportive parent-folks. Kudos to you shonen. Posted from a fone.

  240. Colin
    Date: Fri, Dec 14 2012 06:17:31

    i like how its only @UEDan posting. i should post moar.

  241. strat1227
    Date: Fri, Dec 14 2012 06:28:15

    lol my first instinct just isn't to get on upsb when i'm drunk

  242. UEDan
    Date: Sat, Dec 15 2012 00:26:20

    You should.

  243. UEDan
    Date: Sat, Dec 15 2012 03:22:27

    Nor is mine. Its when I'm all fucked up and settling down for the night. Except now I'm having a bad day and pregaming it with a bottle of Jim Beam.

  244. Zombo
    Date: Sat, Dec 15 2012 10:56:41

    6am just came back remembers thistheead lol

  245. UEDan
    Date: Sun, Dec 16 2012 11:24:57

    Ahhhh I've lost count of whiskey shots I've had... Getting a nice buzz.

  246. Colin
    Date: Tue, Dec 18 2012 03:10:16

    fuck all ya'll. ya'lss niggas. niggafcuking penspinning niggas. vietnamese food is delicious.

  247. Colin
    Date: Wed, Dec 19 2012 00:59:36

    Tittyfuckingniggerhumping dolphins.

  248. Vassenato
    Date: Thu, Dec 27 2012 06:39:41

    speedin fucking balls

  249. Colin
    Date: Wed, Jan 2 2013 01:54:46

    4 double-shots of Bailey's, a swig of Hennessey, a swig of Goose, a SHOT of Goose, half a Heineken, four [bong] hits of "Laundry OG", one [bong] hit of bubba kush, some hookah and some hits of a nicotine pen. Last night. Main attraction at the party, yakin' everywhere. I never felt so shitty in my life.

  250. Vassenato
    Date: Wed, Jan 2 2013 23:58:48

    Colin wrote: 4 double-shots of Bailey's, a swig of Hennessey, a swig of Goose, a SHOT of Goose, half a Heineken, four [bong] hits of "Laundry OG", one [bong] hit of bubba kush, some hookah and some hits of a nicotine pen. Last night. Main attraction at the party, yakin' everywhere. I never felt so shitty in my life.
    what the fuck is a nicotine pen?

  251. Colin
    Date: Thu, Jan 3 2013 06:29:19

    e cig. vaperizor pen. i dont know what to clal it. it was jut flavoured nicotine. cant see. i forgot what i took. i hoep i type legibly

  252. nateiskewl
    Date: Thu, Jan 3 2013 08:44:11

    so srs right now

  253. Vassenato
    Date: Fri, Jan 4 2013 13:37:34

    drunk as fuck

  254. Vassenato
    Date: Wed, Jan 9 2013 13:31:02

    getting drunk once again. i did heroin the other day and it was fucking beautiful.

  255. spenpinner
    Date: Wed, Jan 9 2013 17:03:54

    Went to sleep blazed. woke up buzzed. Got blazed again. Went to school. I'm high.

  256. spenpinner
    Date: Tue, Jan 15 2013 02:45:21

    [video=youtube;OFRUtcbH3vQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFRUtcbH3vQ[/video] wutssup niggahs, get ready for a double post.

  257. spenpinner
    Date: Tue, Jan 15 2013 02:45:55

    thug life. im trippin balls EDIT: im trippin balls. thug life.

  258. TheAafg
    Date: Tue, Jan 15 2013 03:28:35

    spenpinner wrote: Went to sleep blazed. woke up buzzed. Got blazed again. Went to school. I'm high.
    this.everyday.

  259. Vassenato
    Date: Wed, Jan 16 2013 06:44:45

    grabbed a bundie today from some guy i just met on the street yesterday. dude came up to me and asked if he knew where to buy a blunt and then sold me a big ass dime of weed for 5 bucks, it was good ass weed too. really fucking unexpected and outta no where but dude was cool as shit and now i got a source for lots of good shit. fuck yeah

  260. Vassenato
    Date: Fri, Jan 25 2013 14:08:52

    drunk and high at the same time

  261. Mats
    Date: Sat, Jan 26 2013 00:44:32

    *wasted*

  262. strat1227
    Date: Sat, Jan 26 2013 06:21:51

    got COMPLETELY trashed, then went downtown and busked, made enough money to go to the realllllly upscale bar and buy a bunch of hot chicks drinks and get even more trashed. goooood night. got some really fine chicks numbers. gooooood night.

  263. spenpinner
    Date: Sun, Feb 17 2013 04:41:12

    high on grass and pills. Just got my wisdom teeth out. yeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhh...

  264. strat1227
    Date: Sun, Feb 17 2013 07:19:02

    strat1227 wrote: got COMPLETELY trashed, then went downtown and busked, made enough money to go to the realllllly upscale bar and buy a bunch of hot chicks drinks and get even more trashed. goooood night. got some really fine chicks numbers. gooooood night.
    This again.

  265. Rees
    Date: Sun, Feb 17 2013 07:45:42

    Strat reels in the bitches. nice work man.

  266. Mats
    Date: Sun, Feb 17 2013 08:12:18

    Rees wrote: Strat reels in the bitches. nice work man.
    :facepalm: A limited view on life would be an understatement for you Rees.

  267. Rees
    Date: Sun, Feb 17 2013 08:24:53

    Mats wrote: :facepalm: A limited view on life would be an understatement for you Rees.
    Sorry, let me fix this. Bad strat, you shouldnt be going out getting hammered, you should sit at home and ponder life then join a circus. Then you could be well on your way to being the role model of young kids. better?

  268. spenpinner
    Date: Mon, Feb 18 2013 04:09:52

    niggas!

  269. Vassenato
    Date: Thu, Feb 21 2013 05:31:29

    Rees wrote: Sorry, let me fix this. Bad strat, you should be going out getting hammered, you should sit at home and ponder life then join a circus. Then you could be well on your way to being the role model of young kids. better?
    Ahahahahaaha I love this

  270. strat1227
    Date: Thu, Feb 21 2013 19:05:21

    is it classless to get really drunk at a baseball game? that's my plan for friday.

  271. strat1227
    Date: Sat, Feb 23 2013 16:01:00

    10 cent rum and cokes at the bar last night o_o * So it was strictly a frugal decision to drink 14 of them.

  272. SJ
    Date: Sun, Feb 24 2013 23:05:19

    strat1227 wrote: 10 cent rum and cokes at the bar last night o_o * So it was strictly a frugal decision to drink 14 of them.
    pay 10 cents and tip 1 dollar. good guy strat

  273. strat1227
    Date: Tue, Feb 26 2013 02:20:41

    Lol yep

  274. Colin
    Date: Wed, Feb 27 2013 23:14:45

    wooo. some 3 month old bubbakush..still thte same as day uno!!

  275. IAmTheMrGuy
    Date: Thu, Feb 28 2013 00:19:29

    ---

  276. Rees
    Date: Fri, Mar 22 2013 16:01:40

    Uni pub crawl. Gooooood fun!

  277. Xitra
    Date: Sun, Mar 24 2013 10:08:54

    IDK D:

  278. Rees
    Date: Sat, Mar 30 2013 12:45:04

    Easter? Fuxk that, gn get drunk.

  279. King
    Date: Wed, Apr 24 2013 07:35:01

    Jameson

  280. TheAafg
    Date: Sun, Apr 28 2013 03:38:07

    ....

  281. King
    Date: Mon, Sep 16 2013 03:44:47

    \m/

  282. spenpinner
    Date: Tue, Apr 1 2014 03:58:47

    http://fuckingrecipes.tumblr.com/post/48459857180/calm-yo-tits-mate-its-time-for-honey-less

  283. Soren
    Date: Tue, Apr 1 2014 10:20:02

    has one beer last night, felt a bit trippy

  284. Vassenato
    Date: Fri, Jun 6 2014 14:04:55

    Supergirl wrote: has one beer last night, felt a bit trippy
    >one beer >a bit trippy unless it was a 10%+ craft beer you need to fuck off of this thread and man the fuck up

  285. Soren
    Date: Fri, Jun 6 2014 14:13:16

    Vassenato wrote: >one beer >a bit trippy unless it was a 10%+ craft beer you need to fuck off of this thread and man the fuck up
    You're right, manning the fuck up.

  286. Timbo
    Date: Fri, Jun 20 2014 19:12:08

    So drunk that I came to upsb to post in this thread just to make sure that I wouldn't go to sleep. If I went to sleep now I would probably throw up in my bed. If I give it another hour or two I should be fine.

  287. kaku
    Date: Sat, Jul 5 2014 09:09:18

    THREE AND O AT BEER PONG TONIGHT. For some reason, we all did a few shots before playing to get super rowdy. CHAMPIONNNN.