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Spammer's Bin / Does masturbation cause blindness?
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Date: Fri, Mar 4 2011 00:31:31
Alright so, I was surfing the internet and I found many people saying that masturbation causes blindness. Is it true? :O I made the thread in spammers bin cause it was gonna be moved here anyways. So is it really true? *looks at pro masturbators*
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Date: Fri, Mar 4 2011 00:32:25
yes and it causes hair to grow on your palms and your balls to fall off and it makes god kill a kitten.
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Date: Fri, Mar 4 2011 00:41:30
I lol'd at the above post.
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Date: Fri, Mar 4 2011 00:42:57
masturbation causes you to go to hell blindness should be the least of your issues
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Date: Fri, Mar 4 2011 00:46:39
strat1227 wrote: yes and it causes hair to grow on your palms and your balls to fall off and it makes god kill a kitten.
kinda like this?
No but seriously guys. -____-
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Date: Fri, Mar 4 2011 00:50:50
My doctor told me i had to stop. My eyesight is deteriorating everyday i do it :/ so fml. doctor's orders.
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Date: Fri, Mar 4 2011 00:51:24
Ah, so that's why my eyesight is so good.
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Date: Fri, Mar 4 2011 00:54:00
Yeah dude, my eyes are getting worse, I have to get a new glasses prescription like every time I go to the eye doctor.
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Date: Fri, Mar 4 2011 00:58:52
sangara wrote: Yeah dude, my eyes are getting worse, I have to get a new glasses prescription like every time I go to the eye doctor.
don't you have a gf? -
Date: Fri, Mar 4 2011 01:04:35
TheAafg wrote: don't you have a gf?
Who's currently 450 miles away from me. -
Date: Fri, Mar 4 2011 03:52:34
I have probably masturbated atleast 1 time a day for the past 2 years. my eyesight is straight. and wouldnt this mean sex causes blindness?
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Date: Fri, Mar 4 2011 04:05:55
I started masturbating eight times a day and now I have 5/10 vision.
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Date: Fri, Mar 4 2011 04:16:22
nateiskewl wrote: I started masturbating eight times a day and now I have 5/10 vision.
you didn't run out yet? my highest is 5 -
Date: Fri, Mar 4 2011 05:51:35
my vision is so bad :| But I have an iPad which offers great support to visually disabled people by automatically converting websites to 48pt font! it sucks though if you meet girls and you have to get all over their face just to check if they have braces or not :(
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Date: Fri, Mar 4 2011 07:18:43
Mr.Squekers wrote: I have probably masturbated atleast 1 time a day for the past 2 years. my eyesight is straight. and wouldnt this mean sex causes blindness?
Naw foo..its cause youre pleasuring YOURSELF. This causes your brain to send mixed signals. Imagine, youre grabbing your penis, and you feel it in your hand. BUT your penis is feeling your hand. Its a paradox for your brain, too much to handle. The endorphins sent in your brain arent sure wheather or not to send them out, thus sending them to the nearest spot, your eyes. Your eyes will slowly deteriorate, and you'll have shitty vision--ultimately leading to blindness. I used to masturbate 4 times a day, once after every meal. I stopped. My glasses are now +325 now, sadly. Plus there's developing hair follicles on my palms. Fuck my life dude. -
Date: Fri, Mar 4 2011 07:25:06
hmm. maybe people that masturbate a lot sit in front of their computers too much. maybe thats why their eyesights are bad possible correlation?
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Date: Fri, Mar 4 2011 08:13:18
SJ wrote: hmm. maybe people that masturbate a lot sit in front of their computers too much. maybe thats why their eyesights are bad possible correlation?
That's possible as well. Awww,man. Now I'm not going any further. It's bad how sometimes I open my eyes and i suffer temporary blindness before my eyes adjust. And this is not even due to freaking sunlight. O.o -
Date: Fri, Mar 4 2011 08:17:57
oh shit. I do it laike 1 time a day and i'm pretty sure my eyes are getting worse. No masturbating for a month. Shall see what happens :)
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Date: Fri, Mar 4 2011 16:55:57
It can if you shoot your loads into your eyes. But hey no judgment.
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Date: Fri, Mar 4 2011 21:07:24
My vision has been the same.
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Date: Fri, Mar 4 2011 21:52:17
does this mean that guys should be turned on by girls who wear glasses?
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Date: Fri, Mar 4 2011 22:20:28
maunierox wrote: does this mean that guys should be turned on by girls who wear glasses?
only if they are hot. -
Date: Fri, Mar 4 2011 23:34:17
maunierox wrote: does this mean that guys should be turned on by girls who wear glasses?
Not sure how there is any relation but glasses are pretty hot if they're the right ones. -
Date: Sat, Mar 5 2011 01:56:57
maunierox wrote: does this mean that guys should be turned on by girls who wear glasses?
Yes. Glasses+girl=instant hotness. Well, if she already isnt hot. -
Date: Sat, Mar 5 2011 05:26:40
silly boys. i'm saying that the girls have bad eyesight from masturbating ergo you should be turned on by that idea. ;)
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Date: Sat, Mar 5 2011 05:37:12
maunierox wrote: silly boys. i'm saying that the girls have bad eyesight from masturbating ergo you should be turned on by that idea. ;)
:derp: Of course..hey there, I'm Colin ;) jkjk -
Date: Sat, Mar 5 2011 07:17:32
i like girls with glasses.
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Date: Sat, Mar 5 2011 18:52:38
are you fucing kidding me the relation is obvious
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Date: Sat, Mar 5 2011 19:00:29
i think theaafg is still taking this seriously
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Date: Sat, Mar 5 2011 19:22:06
trolls... no masturbation does not effect your vision.. if anything it's good for your heart
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Date: Sat, Mar 5 2011 23:59:15
You can't tell me you can still see the same if you keep shooting loads into your eyes. At some point it will start to have an effect. This is usually where I yell FOR SCIENCE! and run off but on this one: no.
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Date: Sun, Mar 6 2011 00:24:30
Colin wrote: :derp: Of course..hey there, I'm Colin ;) jkjk
/mine -
Date: Sun, Mar 6 2011 02:29:48
Ok, so you guys are saying that it has no effect but what about the people on the interwebz saying that its true :( scary~
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Date: Sun, Mar 6 2011 06:05:21
sangara wrote: /mine
Yeaahh..I figured.
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Date: Sun, Mar 6 2011 11:42:17
Tetsip wrote: i like girls with glasses.
+1 And nexus, I seemed to think that as well. -
Date: Sun, Mar 6 2011 18:03:26
TheAafg wrote: Ok, so you guys are saying that it has no effect but what about the people on the interwebz saying that its true :( scary~
You really need to work on your trolling, it's obvious as fuck. -
Date: Sun, Mar 6 2011 21:43:05
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Date: Wed, Mar 9 2011 03:28:18
if any of you took this seriously, you're fucking retarded. Like honestly, you have down syndrome. And you do not deserve to be on my internet, or breath my air for that matter.
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Date: Thu, Mar 10 2011 04:36:47
Kirby wrote: if any of you took this seriously, you're fucking retarded. Like honestly, you have down syndrome. And you do not deserve to be on my internet, or breath my air for that matter.
breathe* bitch. -
Date: Thu, Mar 10 2011 04:44:19
Kirby wrote: if any of you took this seriously, you're fucking retarded. Like honestly, you have down syndrome. And you do not deserve to be on my internet, or breath my air for that matter.
touché -
Date: Fri, Mar 11 2011 20:58:03
maunierox wrote: breathe* bitch.
hows my sandwich coming along? -
Date: Sat, Mar 12 2011 22:31:43
Kirby wrote: hows my sandwich coming along?
owch. my feelings. they're shattered. -
Date: Sat, Mar 12 2011 22:44:15
Kirby wrote: hows my sandwich coming along?
Ooh, very witty. You're such a cool guy. -
Date: Sat, Mar 12 2011 23:00:54
says the 20 year old pen spinning board mod.
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Date: Sat, Mar 12 2011 23:08:39
Oooh, sick burn.
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Date: Sat, Mar 12 2011 23:32:30
Lol messin with kids 5 years younger than you? It's prob cause when you were a kid, everyone your own age ripped on your loser ass. You even said it yourself, lol chess geek.
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Date: Sun, Mar 13 2011 00:59:23
I just started playing chess a little over a year ago. And yeah, I got bullied at the first couple of years of highschool, so what? Screw those kids who can't accept people who are different from them. :) So what is your problem with me? Also, age is totally irrelevant. You should act mature regardless.
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Date: Sun, Mar 13 2011 01:37:24
Erirornal Kraione wrote: I just started playing chess a little over a year ago. And yeah, I got bullied at the first couple of years of highschool, so what? Screw those kids who can't accept people who are different from them. :) So what is your problem with me? Also, age is totally irrelevant. You should act mature regardless.
Moving on, when are you going to change your avatar >_> -
Date: Sun, Mar 13 2011 01:48:03
Erirornal Kraione wrote: Also, age is totally irrelevant. You should act mature regardless.
:) yay for maturity! -
Date: Sun, Mar 13 2011 02:00:34
XYZaki wrote: Moving on, when are you going to change your avatar >_>
Better question is when I'm gonna change my signature. -
Date: Sun, Mar 13 2011 02:01:51
maunierox wrote: :) yay for maturity!
whats maturity? -
Date: Sun, Mar 13 2011 02:25:05
Erirornal Kraione wrote: Better question is when I'm gonna change my signature.
Speaking of which, was the Genesis banner always grayscale? Or did you change it once Genesis became inactive? -
Date: Sun, Mar 13 2011 09:04:48
Kirby wrote: Lol messin with kids 5 years younger than you? It's prob cause when you were a kid, everyone your own age ripped on your loser ass. You even said it yourself, lol chess geek.
Says the guy on a penspinning forum, lolol -
Date: Sun, Mar 13 2011 10:17:42
lmfao
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Date: Sun, Mar 13 2011 12:31:35
XYZaki wrote: Speaking of which, was the Genesis banner always grayscale? Or did you change it once Genesis became inactive?
No, someone made it grayscale because I prefered that over the bright red, personally.