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Date: Sun, Jan 23 2011 19:32:48
LOL this site is jokes Welcome to TUTORVISTA ! Type your question in chat window below. [ 01:55:01 PM ] Guest : 3x3 matrix multiplication [ 01:55:07 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Hello , my name is Lee , your Academic Counselor. [ 01:55:07 PM ] : Let me know your grade and subject to help you better. [ 01:55:16 PM ] Guest : Hello Lee [ 01:55:23 PM ] Acad Coordinator : We will surely help you in help [ 01:55:28 PM ] : Math [ 01:55:33 PM ] : Hello [ 01:55:43 PM ] : May i know your grade ? [ 01:55:45 PM ] Guest : Where is Jones or Jennifer [ 01:57:11 PM ] : Hello?? [ 01:57:17 PM ] Acad Coordinator : They are busy at the moment. [ 01:57:25 PM ] Guest : Oh yeah? [ 01:57:28 PM ] Acad Coordinator : May i know the concern. [ 01:57:32 PM ] Guest : Yes [ 01:57:41 PM ] : How to do 3x3 matrix multiplication [ 01:57:48 PM ] : I just need the formula behind it [ 01:57:53 PM ] Acad Coordinator : We will surely help you in that [ 01:57:53 PM ] Guest : If you are able to do it [ 01:58:05 PM ] Acad Coordinator : I'm your Academic Counselor [ 01:58:15 PM ] Guest : Yes you told me before [ 01:58:27 PM ] Acad Coordinator : May i know your grade ? [ 01:58:29 PM ] Guest : Can you help me or what [ 01:58:35 PM ] : Im in grade 12 calculus [ 01:58:58 PM ] Acad Coordinator : We will surely help you. [ 01:59:01 PM ] : Let me quickly explain our tutoring works and then help you to get started. [ 01:59:05 PM ] Guest : Wait [ 01:59:13 PM ] : Help me with 3x3 multiplication [ 01:59:21 PM ] : Just ell me how it works [ 01:59:28 PM ] : And ill be off [ 01:59:30 PM ] Acad Coordinator : I understand your concern. [ 01:59:36 PM ] Guest : OK [ 01:59:40 PM ] : SO HELP MEEE [ 01:59:44 PM ] Acad Coordinator : As soon as you enroll you will have an individual account with us and access for Instant sessions with the tutors. [ 01:59:52 PM ] Guest : I NEED TO ENROLL>????? [ 01:59:54 PM ] : LOLWUT [ 02:00:09 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Yes , [ 02:00:26 PM ] Guest : LOLOOOOLOLOLOLOL [ 02:00:27 PM ] Acad Coordinator : But we are the most affordable tutoring website. [ 02:00:29 PM ] Guest : are you serious [ 02:00:40 PM ] : The most affordible thing atm is my teacher in real life [ 02:00:46 PM ] : to whom i dont even have to pay [ 02:00:59 PM ] : Why cant i get free learning from this site [ 02:01:09 PM ] : Arent you promoting higher grades? [ 02:01:29 PM ] : What if people from a poor nation cannot afford this program [ 02:01:31 PM ] : then what? [ 02:01:44 PM ] : I think you should give a free/cost free service [ 02:02:02 PM ] Acad Coordinator : This is paid service however our prices are as good as free. [ 02:02:10 PM ] : Today we are running a special promotion offer on subscription [ 02:02:18 PM ] : For today it would cost you just $19.99 for a week and $49.99 for a month with no extra cost. [ 02:02:28 PM ] Guest : 50 bucks a MONTH???!?!?!??! [ 02:02:35 PM ] : I can use my 50 bucks on something ebtter [ 02:02:41 PM ] : better* no offence [ 02:02:48 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Education is an investment for life, any expense is worthwhile. [ 02:03:13 PM ] Guest : Well, Im an IB student, Im easily capable to learning this concept from a website that simply gives me the steps [ 02:03:20 PM ] : I dont need an AI telling me what to do [ 02:03:22 PM ] : Sorry [ 02:03:32 PM ] : Thanks for the help [ 02:03:36 PM ] : PEACE!!!!!!!
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Date: Sun, Jan 23 2011 19:33:22
Welcome to TUTORVISTA ! Type your question in chat window below. [ 02:19:14 PM ] Acad Coordinator : May I have your name and grade please? [ 02:19:21 PM ] Guest : Hi [ 02:19:21 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Hello! My name is Jack [ 02:19:22 PM ] : I'm your Academic Counselor for the day. [ 02:19:25 PM ] Guest : Hello Jack [ 02:19:36 PM ] : Im Buster [ 02:19:48 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Hello Buster [ 02:19:56 PM ] : Nice to have you online [ 02:20:00 PM ] : Let me know your grade and subject to help you better. [ 02:20:14 PM ] Guest : My middle+last name is CYL [ 02:20:22 PM ] : Just so you were wondering [ 02:20:32 PM ] : Buster C.Y.L [ 02:20:46 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Okay [ 02:20:55 PM ] : May I know your grade and subject you need help with? [ 02:20:57 PM ] Guest : Wanna know what CYL stands for? Or are you good? [ 02:21:13 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Its okay [ 02:21:24 PM ] Guest : Well Ill tell you anyways [ 02:21:51 PM ] : Colin-Yanos Louis [ 02:22:04 PM ] : Im from Thailand [ 02:22:11 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Nice [ 02:22:16 PM ] : Are you in high school or in college? [ 02:22:32 PM ] Guest : Do you know what pen spinning is by any chance? [ 02:23:10 PM ] Acad Coordinator : May i know the subject you need help with? [ 02:23:50 PM ] Guest : Do you know what pen spinning is first? [ 02:24:51 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Yes [ 02:24:52 PM ] Guest : I need help with the Taylor Series [ 02:25:03 PM ] : YOU KNOW WHAT PENSPINNING IS???? [ 02:25:12 PM ] : Can you pen spin? [ 02:26:25 PM ] Acad Coordinator : We will surely help you. [ 02:26:35 PM ] Guest : With math? [ 02:26:48 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Okay [ 02:26:52 PM ] Guest : alright! [ 02:26:57 PM ] : Lets get started? [ 02:27:06 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Let me share a sample session on the board [ 02:27:09 PM ] Guest : NOOO [ 02:27:14 PM ] : I DONT NEED A SAMPLE [ 02:27:20 PM ] : LETS START PL0x [ 02:27:31 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Once you create an account, you will be able to connect to a tutor instantly. [ 02:27:39 PM ] Guest : Wait I NEED AN ACCOUNT???? [ 02:27:46 PM ] : LOLwhy? [ 02:27:47 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Yes [ 02:28:00 PM ] Guest : Isnt this service free? [ 02:28:32 PM ] Acad Coordinator : I understand that you need help for free but there is no online tutoring for free and we are the most affordable tutoring. [ 02:28:48 PM ] : We offer you a convenient, accurate and the most affordable medium of tutoring. [ 02:29:03 PM ] Guest : yeah there is.... [ 02:29:09 PM ] : Yahoo answers ftw [ 02:29:12 PM ] : I ask a question [ 02:29:19 PM ] : and like 20 people respond [ 02:29:27 PM ] : and AT LEAST 1 of them are correct [ 02:29:40 PM ] : Shoudnt this be a free session? [ 02:29:57 PM ] Acad Coordinator : The sample session is for free [ 02:30:03 PM ] Guest : If you are promoting educational support [ 02:30:06 PM ] : oh alright [ 02:30:10 PM ] : so can you help me now? [ 02:30:26 PM ] : With the taylor series expansion of exponential functions [ 02:30:31 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Yes [ 02:30:46 PM ] : May i know your grade to help you better? [ 02:31:11 PM ] Guest : Im in grade 12 [ 02:31:14 PM ] : Calculus [ 02:31:24 PM ] : Im in IB [ 02:31:30 PM ] : Do YOU know what IB is? [ 02:31:37 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Okay [ 02:31:47 PM ] : Let me share a sample session on the board [ 02:32:26 PM ] Guest : WHAT IS IB FIRST OF ALL >_____> [ 02:33:11 PM ] : Wow this is pathetic im [ 02:33:14 PM ] : /out :D
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Date: Sun, Jan 23 2011 19:37:35
[ 02:32:09 PM ] Guest : alright my question is "how do magnets work? " [ 02:33:23 PM ] Tutor : What is your subject? [ 02:33:44 PM ] : This is a science question. [ 02:33:54 PM ] : But I am a maths tutor. [ 02:34:20 PM ] Guest : but i got this as a bonus question in math [ 02:35:11 PM ] Tutor : Hi Agent [ 02:35:20 PM ] : This is a science question. [ 02:35:34 PM ] : I am a maths tutor. [ 02:35:36 PM ] Guest : ok so can you please get a science tutor to help? pl0x
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Date: Sun, Jan 23 2011 19:51:27
Acad Coordinator : May I have your name and grade please? [ 02:37:18 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Hello [ 02:37:23 PM ] : My name is Wati [ 02:37:24 PM ] Guest : HI~! [ 02:37:27 PM ] Acad Coordinator : I'm your Academic Counselor for the day. [ 02:37:36 PM ] : Let me know your grade and subject to help you better. [ 02:37:57 PM ] Guest : my name is ERIC SIGH [ 02:38:23 PM ] : you may think that i am sighing but it is my last name [ 02:38:24 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Nice to meet you online Eric. [ 02:38:30 PM ] Guest : nono [ 02:38:43 PM ] : not Eric, ERIC all caps. Got that? [ 02:39:08 PM ] Acad Coordinator : May I know your grade and subject you need help with. [ 02:39:27 PM ] Guest : did you get that? you didnt asnwer my question. [ 02:40:03 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Yes I got it.. [ 02:40:39 PM ] Guest : HOKAY, so basically. I am in grade 12 IB. Do you know what IB is?? [ 02:42:07 PM ] Acad Coordinator : The International Baccalaureate (IB), Right.. [ 02:42:14 PM ] Guest : hello? anyone home? [ 02:42:25 PM ] : yes thats the color i like [ 02:42:27 PM ] : anyways [ 02:42:34 PM ] : I need to know if [ 02:43:32 PM ] : anyone has been as far as to decided to use even go want to do look more like? [ 02:44:38 PM ] : hello? [ 02:44:46 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Yes.. [ 02:44:50 PM ] Guest : I got an exam on this in abt 30 min [ 02:44:56 PM ] Acad Coordinator : So you need help with IB. [ 02:45:04 PM ] Guest : my teacher said that its going to come up on the exam [ 02:45:10 PM ] : can u help me solve it? [ 02:45:21 PM ] Acad Coordinator : We will surely help you. [ 02:45:36 PM ] Guest : my question is :anyone has been as far as to decided to use even go want to do look more like? [ 02:46:11 PM ] Acad Coordinator : May I know the subject. [ 02:46:17 PM ] Guest : engrish [ 02:46:36 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Definitely we can help you with this. [ 02:47:00 PM ] : Let mequickly explain you how our regular session works and can help you on a regular basis and help you further. [ 02:47:06 PM ] : Is that fine ? [ 02:47:06 PM ] Guest : nono [ 02:47:14 PM ] : just answer how to solve that question [ 02:47:17 PM ] : anyone has been as far as to decided to use even go want to do look more like? [ 02:47:51 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Okay.. [ 02:47:56 PM ] : Please wait.. [ 02:48:08 PM ] Guest : You’ve got to be kidding me. I’ve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It’s just common sense. [ 02:50:52 PM ] : okay... this is pathetic. I solved it using THE POWER OF SCIENCE. FYI the answer is :Has any video game company really taken such measure to make a game so realistic? [ 02:51:02 PM ] : PEACE NOOBS
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Date: Sun, Jan 23 2011 20:04:28
[ 03:00:21 PM ] Acad Coordinator : May I have your name and grade please? [ 03:00:35 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Hello, my name is Rik, I'm your Academic Counselor for the day. [ 03:00:36 PM ] : May I know your grade and subject you need help with? [ 03:00:58 PM ] Guest : hello my name is kt . Hey Rik [ 03:01:10 PM ] : i am in grade 10 and i need help with english [ 03:01:17 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Not to worry, you are at the right place [ 03:01:22 PM ] : We will surely help you in English. [ 03:01:30 PM ] : Are you working on your home work or are you preparing for an upcoming test? [ 03:01:31 PM ] Guest : thanks i knew you guys were cool [ 03:01:53 PM ] : upcoming test , may i ask you one question first? [ 03:02:03 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Sure [ 03:02:46 PM ] Guest : are you guys pedo's? [ 03:03:18 PM ] Acad Coordinator : No [ 03:03:39 PM ] Acad Coordinator : We are professionals...
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Date: Sun, Jan 23 2011 20:08:38
[ 03:05:18 PM ] : Are you aware about how our program works? [ 03:06:28 PM ] Guest : dont know dont care, couldnt care less [ 03:06:57 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Well, Let me explain [ 03:07:00 PM ] : Is that okay? [ 03:07:01 PM ] Guest : lolwut?
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Date: Mon, Jan 24 2011 02:26:23
Call Us : 1-866-617-6020 Welcome to TUTORVISTA ! Type your question in chat window below. [ 06:14:36 PM ] Guest : how do magnets work? [ 06:14:45 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Hello, [ 06:14:48 PM ] : I'm Maverick, Your Academic Counselor for the day. [ 06:14:58 PM ] Guest : maverick sounds like a dope name [ 06:15:07 PM ] : like that basketball team yo [ 06:15:30 PM ] : :( [ 06:15:38 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Thank you [ 06:15:39 PM ] : Let me know your grade and subject to help you better. [ 06:15:58 PM ] Guest : i am a college freshman and im in earth science [ 06:16:05 PM ] : i just wanna know how magnets work..theyre so amazing [ 06:16:14 PM ] : i mean like, they dont have glue or anything.. [ 06:16:20 PM ] : but they STICK together!! [ 06:17:32 PM ] Acad Coordinator : We will surely help you on that. [ 06:17:40 PM ] Guest : cool beans! [ 06:19:25 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Once you sign up with us you will get connected with the tutor instantly. [ 06:19:55 PM ] : And the tutor will explain you with step by step detailed explanation using white board. [ 06:20:28 PM ] Guest : but my parents tell me im not allowed to sign up for anything.. [ 06:20:44 PM ] : i tried to sign up for a free raffle once.. [ 06:20:50 PM ] : and they told me it was too expensive.. [ 06:21:14 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Not to worry, [ 06:21:20 PM ] Guest : but then i tried to explain to them and they went "NO MARK, THEYRE GOING TO CHARGE YOU A LOT OF MONEY!!" [ 06:21:23 PM ] Acad Coordinator : TutorVista has featured on NBC, BBC and The New York Times as the most affordable tutoring service in the world [ 06:21:25 PM ] Guest : i dont want to get in trouble :( [ 06:21:25 PM ] Acad Coordinator : And [ 06:21:31 PM ] : We are strictly an Educational website and we don't solicit and personal information. and [ 06:21:40 PM ] : Our online payment is completely safe with McAfee Secure with [ 06:21:45 PM ] : Rest assured our site is PCI compliant and you can use your credit/ debit card to sign up online. [ 06:21:49 PM ] : Clear so far? [ 06:22:58 PM ] : Are you with me on this chat? [ 06:23:06 PM ] Guest : yeah..but like.. [ 06:23:12 PM ] : okay..i have to go to dinner now.. [ 06:23:21 PM ] Acad Coordinator : PLease wait. [ 06:23:29 PM ] Guest : but i have to..i dont want to get in trouble.. [ 06:23:35 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Today we are running a special promotion offer on subscription through this chat for you [ 06:23:43 PM ] : I suggest you do not miss the special offer [ 06:23:51 PM ] Guest : wait.. [ 06:23:56 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Its will take less than a minute to subscribe. [ 06:24:25 PM ] Guest : is it just $19.99 for a week and $49.99 for a month with no extra cost ? [ 06:24:38 PM ] Acad Coordinator : yes you correct .. [ 06:24:46 PM ] Guest : YES!!! [ 06:24:54 PM ] : I AM PYSCO!!! [ 06:25:02 PM ] : WAIT TIL MY PARENTS HEAR ABOUT THIS [ 06:25:17 PM ] : THXBRO [ 06:25:20 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Are you parents around you now? [ 06:25:34 PM ] Guest : no.. [ 06:25:38 PM ] : i have to go.. [ 06:25:48 PM ] : i really have to eat dinenr or else ill have to wash the dishes.. [ 06:25:56 PM ] : cya later maverick.. [ 06:26:02 PM ] Acad Coordinator : YOur wish. [ 06:26:06 PM ] : These offers are available only through chat today. I suggest you do not miss the special offer
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Date: Mon, Jan 24 2011 02:51:42
[ 09:46:02 PM ] : I suggest you to try the week pack and experience the tutoring [ 09:46:39 PM ] Guest : I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THAT, DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND!!!! [ 09:46:52 PM ] Acad Coordinator : May I know what is stopping you from signing up now? [ 09:47:26 PM ] Guest : what if its a scam? what if you guys are just a bunch of scammers trying to get my money? [ 09:47:49 PM ] Acad Coordinator : No need to worry at all [ 09:48:00 PM ] : TutorVista has featured on NBC, BBC and The New York Times as the best and most affordable tutoring service [ 09:48:14 PM ] : we are in the bussiness for past 6-7 years [ 09:48:17 PM ] : More than 200,000 students have been with our program and have experienced the value we bring to their academics. [ 09:48:32 PM ] : I will also give you a link to show that we are LEGIT [ 09:48:32 PM ] Guest : pics or it didnt happen
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Date: Mon, Jan 24 2011 03:15:52
Wtf... I got legitly tutored on chemistry... O_o How do they decide when they charge you and when they don't?
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Date: Mon, Jan 24 2011 03:25:03
casual wrote: Wtf... I got legitly tutored on chemistry... O_o How do they decide when they charge you and when they don't?
they will tell you to sign up for the program, but if you keep requesting they will give you a free session. -
Date: Mon, Jan 24 2011 03:35:25
[ 10:28:39 PM ] Guest : oh so do i still click subcribe? [ 10:29:15 PM ] Acad Coordinator : yes [ 10:29:24 PM ] : Are you on the payment page ? [ 10:30:26 PM ] Guest : yea now i am [ 10:30:58 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Select the 1 week pack under k-12 [ 10:31:09 PM ] : Please enter email Id, password and billing information to sign up for unlimited tutoring. [ 10:31:16 PM ] : and do not leave spaces or dashes while entering card details [ 10:31:18 PM ] Guest : ok i just did i am done :D [ 10:31:31 PM ] Acad Coordinator : May I know the email id ? [ 10:32:14 PM ] Guest : [email][email protected][/email] [ 10:33:19 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Please wait
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Date: Mon, Jan 24 2011 03:39:20
LOLOOOL nice email
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Date: Mon, Jan 24 2011 03:40:37
[ 10:35:19 PM ] Acad Coordinator : After entering all the details click on SUBSCRIBE tab [ 10:35:47 PM ] Guest : i did you pedo [ 10:36:07 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Well I check and no payment have been processed [ 10:36:36 PM ] Guest : orly? [ 10:36:47 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Well you need to enter all the details and click on subscribe tab
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Date: Thu, Jan 27 2011 22:49:32
@Hex this killed me xDD Welcome to TUTORVISTA ! Type your question in chat window below. [ 05:45:07 PM ] Acad Coordinator : May I have your name and grade please? [ 05:45:09 PM ] Guest : YO [ 05:45:21 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Hello [ 05:45:24 PM ] Guest : Whaddup [ 05:45:25 PM ] Acad Coordinator : My name is Rick [ 05:45:26 PM ] : I'm your Academic Counselor for the day. [ 05:45:29 PM ] : Let me know your grade and subject to help you better. [ 05:45:46 PM ] Guest : Yo man I need severe help on English [ 05:45:57 PM ] : Im getting a b+ in english [ 05:46:22 PM ] : I was thinking of making a Macbeth Rap or something [ 05:46:28 PM ] : Can you help me? [ 05:46:36 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Yes [ 05:46:41 PM ] : We will surely help you. [ 05:46:47 PM ] Guest : Nice [ 05:46:53 PM ] : So I was thinking [ 05:47:00 PM ] : should the beginning go like [ 05:47:06 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Let me know your grade to help you better. [ 05:47:10 PM ] Guest : "Yo yo yo, yo yo yo yo" [ 05:47:16 PM ] : "My name is Macbeth" [ 05:47:23 PM ] : "My wife wants me to kill the king [ 05:47:33 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Glad to meet you online Mac [ 05:47:47 PM ] Guest : "But I said NO YO" [ 05:47:51 PM ] : "YO" [ 05:48:01 PM ] : "I kill you banquo" [ 05:48:14 PM ] : "I kill the king anyways, dumbass duncan" [ 05:48:32 PM ] : "You dont kill me and I won't kill you" [ 05:48:39 PM ] : "Banquo's shit" [ 05:48:42 PM ] : "PEACE" [ 05:48:49 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Are you serious about your study? [ 05:48:55 PM ] Guest : LOLWUT [ 05:48:59 PM ] : alright peace out
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Date: Thu, Jan 27 2011 23:03:23
Welcome to TUTORVISTA ! Type your question in chat window below. [ 05:57:09 PM ] Acad Coordinator : May I have your name and grade please? [ 05:57:16 PM ] Guest : Hi my name is Eriror [ 05:57:21 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Hello [ 05:57:25 PM ] : I am Kevin [ 05:57:28 PM ] Guest : Whats my name? [ 05:57:34 PM ] : You didnt say my name [ 05:57:40 PM ] Acad Coordinator : My name is Kevin [ 05:57:44 PM ] Guest : No my name [ 05:57:51 PM ] : You didnt say Hello Eriror [ 05:58:17 PM ] Acad Coordinator : May I know your grade and subject to help you better [ 05:58:27 PM ] Guest : Why cant you say my name??? [ 05:58:40 PM ] Acad Coordinator : I am Kevin [ 05:58:42 PM ] Guest : MY NAME IS ERIROR JUST REPEAT IT AND THEN WE WILL GET STARTED [ 05:58:45 PM ] : NOOOOOOOOO MY NAME [ 05:58:50 PM ] : WHATS MY NAME [ 05:59:47 PM ] : ughhh cya later ktrinh