UPSB v4
Forum Games / Anti-Joke Thread
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Date: Tue, Nov 23 2010 00:50:47
Examples: Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car" Q: What's worse than a worm in your apple? A: The Holocaust Person A gives a joke question and Person B gives a serious answer. Simple as that. Have fun! Rules: 1) A new question can only be posted after the previous question has recieved 5 answers. 2) You post answers or questions at your own discretion. I do not claim any liability for bans, infractions, or physical injuries acquired from this thread. 3) You may only post 1 answer to each question 4) Questions can go on past 5 answers but after a new question is posted, no more responses for previous questions are allowed. Yes I stole this from the MLG forums. Anyways I'll start: How many monkeys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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Date: Tue, Nov 23 2010 01:00:41
Shouldn't this be in forum games?
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Date: Tue, Nov 23 2010 01:09:21
yeah it should =/ lol c what i did thar?
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Date: Tue, Nov 23 2010 01:39:39
no it shouldn't be in the forum games because this is stupid and no one would play a retarded game such as thus.
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Date: Tue, Nov 23 2010 01:43:12
There is no electricity in Zoo habitats, or at least no outlets for said lightbulb. Thus, the question is void.
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Date: Tue, Nov 23 2010 02:46:43
...?
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Date: Tue, Nov 23 2010 05:24:18
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Date: Tue, Nov 23 2010 05:48:59
....!
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Date: Tue, Nov 23 2010 07:25:38
To reach its destination. PrinceXD
Twine wrote: Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Date: Tue, Nov 23 2010 08:35:59
The light changed
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Date: Tue, Nov 23 2010 13:20:50
That's where the treasure was.
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Date: Tue, Nov 23 2010 13:25:05
It was in a cargo truck headed for the slaughter house at an intersection.
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Date: Sat, Nov 27 2010 00:47:05
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Date: Sat, Nov 27 2010 01:00:23
That question has already been asked. Therefore you are invalid.
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Date: Sat, Nov 27 2010 03:40:23
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
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Date: Sat, Nov 27 2010 05:23:41
Because an african american was on the other side.
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Date: Mon, Nov 29 2010 01:32:02
because it just crossed the road
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Date: Tue, Nov 30 2010 04:42:33
What did the sea say to the ocean?
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Date: Wed, Dec 1 2010 02:31:13
Night Fury read the rules please. Continue with this question: "Why didn't the chicken cross the road? "
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Date: Wed, Dec 1 2010 20:22:31
becuase it felt like it
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Date: Thu, Dec 2 2010 05:36:09
Oh. Sorry nacho. It's destination was not on the other side of the road.
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Date: Thu, Dec 16 2010 11:23:07
Knock Knock Whose There
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Date: Thu, Dec 16 2010 13:36:16
N00Bz wrote: Knock Knock Whose There
Frank, I'm here to see if you're interested in buying double glazing. -
Date: Thu, Dec 16 2010 14:04:14
blueberry paperclips smell like sandpaper
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Date: Thu, Dec 16 2010 23:46:08
Jan wrote: blueberry paperclips smell like sandpaper
You just don't get this thread at all, do you? -
Date: Sat, Dec 18 2010 06:45:02
new joke What did the VicGotGame mod say to the MX?
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Date: Sat, Dec 18 2010 06:47:50
you're so small.
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Date: Sat, Dec 18 2010 07:00:08
Why did I post on this thread?
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Date: Sat, Dec 18 2010 07:04:25
scout wrote: Why did I post on this thread?
Because you had nothing else to do. -
Date: Mon, Dec 20 2010 04:05:41
im longer
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Date: Mon, Dec 20 2010 04:13:02
this thread sucks
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Date: Thu, Dec 30 2010 12:32:58
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “Why the long face?”. The horse doesn’t respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.
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Date: Thu, Dec 30 2010 21:06:16
You're not supposed to answer your own joke
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Date: Sun, Jan 2 2011 21:53:21
New Question: Why?
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Date: Mon, Jan 3 2011 09:42:59
Because i am your father
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Date: Sat, Jan 8 2011 23:39:19
because confucious said so
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Date: Wed, Sep 28 2011 17:30:07
Light wrote: New Question: Why?
Bazinga. -
Date: Mon, Dec 5 2011 01:54:48
Why not?