UPSB v4

Spammer's Bin / How Far Can You Go?

  1. Mats
    Date: Tue, Nov 9 2010 00:02:32

    Well I had some lubricant on the table next to the laptop (no idea why it's there, must be from 'tidying up'). So anyways, being a little drunk (8 becks and counting), I thought I would see how far up my anus I could get it (it is a green felt tip, quite thin). I got literally 1-2cm in and OW! It really really hurts! Even with the numbing effect of the alcohol! How far can you go?

  2. Jamal
    Date: Tue, Nov 9 2010 00:26:30

    I can go 1 and 1/2 toothbrushes

  3. Zombo
    Date: Tue, Nov 9 2010 01:23:47

    please dont post when you're stoned, mats

  4. blahblahting
    Date: Tue, Nov 9 2010 01:50:03

    LOL

  5. zweebna
    Date: Tue, Nov 9 2010 01:56:17

    How far is a watermelon?

  6. colourfulXinsanity
    Date: Tue, Nov 9 2010 02:24:25

    And this is why I love Mats.

  7. strat1227
    Date: Tue, Nov 9 2010 03:02:10

    lol i wonder how many of mats posts get reported this time i think we're at 2 or 3 right now

  8. Twine
    Date: Tue, Nov 9 2010 03:05:55

    Wait I need some help. I accidentally the whole coke bottle. Is this bad?

  9. AwonW
    Date: Tue, Nov 9 2010 03:16:51

    Twine wrote: Wait I need some help. I accidentally the whole coke bottle. Is this bad?
    No, but this sentence is. ^

  10. Vassenato
    Date: Tue, Nov 9 2010 03:48:09

    I've gotten stuff pretty far up their. Don't remember how far but pretty damn far.

  11. k-ryder
    Date: Tue, Nov 9 2010 04:09:58

    how big are prison inmates?

  12. Colin
    Date: Thu, Nov 11 2010 01:49:13

    Ive done a couple of fingers, and then some. Know what I mean?

  13. shoeman6
    Date: Thu, Nov 11 2010 02:38:22

    That's incredibly disturbing...

  14. Orizon
    Date: Thu, Nov 11 2010 04:06:08

    http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbccwqyKrJ1qzflvuo1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1289534564&Signature=c%2FFma445GIq2oS2Ru165jaUzU8Y%3D

  15. XYZaki
    Date: Thu, Nov 11 2010 05:44:01

    Wait...don't you live in your girlfriend's house?