UPSB v4

Off-topic / Do you wipe while sitting or standing?

  1. ChiefSnake
    Date: Wed, Sep 29 2010 03:03:26

    Title says everything. Sitting is superior.

  2. hoiboy
    Date: Wed, Sep 29 2010 03:09:46

    dude, i use squat toilets

  3. AwonW
    Date: Wed, Sep 29 2010 03:25:35

    I squat o.O

  4. VendettaBF
    Date: Wed, Sep 29 2010 03:36:15

    i bend over

  5. xSpin
    Date: Wed, Sep 29 2010 03:37:32

    I do whatever it takes to get all that shit out.

  6. Twine
    Date: Wed, Sep 29 2010 04:43:24

    Sitting is superior.

  7. k-ryder
    Date: Wed, Sep 29 2010 04:59:54

    i have a japanese robot toilet than squirts my ass then dries it i dont actually, but the home toilets in japan are like that its kinda weird.... i felt pretty violated those couple of times i used it.... i guess it doesn't waste paper though

  8. blahblahting
    Date: Wed, Sep 29 2010 05:01:07

    my friend has a japanese toilet. the impressive function of the "For Women" button is mind-boggling

  9. Vassenato
    Date: Wed, Sep 29 2010 05:17:50

    Standing all day err day

  10. Nachoaddict
    Date: Wed, Sep 29 2010 05:30:35

    BEST THREAD EVAR

  11. nateiskewl
    Date: Wed, Sep 29 2010 05:37:23

    I can't wipe sitting down without coming up with a handful of piss.

  12. XYZaki
    Date: Wed, Sep 29 2010 05:41:26

    nateiskewl wrote: I can't wipe sitting down without coming up with a handful of piss.
    wut

  13. Alvaris
    Date: Wed, Sep 29 2010 06:26:35

    nateiswin

  14. neXus
    Date: Wed, Sep 29 2010 10:00:54

    I don't know how you wipe sitting down and know if your stuff is clean. I stand up, wipe and look at the paper. If I would sit down I would just wipe and let the paper fall in the toilet but I would never know if I'm done wiping ...

  15. chris
    Date: Wed, Sep 29 2010 12:35:00

    I wash with water ._____.

  16. neXus
    Date: Wed, Sep 29 2010 15:56:07

    I imagine that stream of water would need some high pressure to get it clean, I mean shit is sticky.

  17. Mike
    Date: Wed, Sep 29 2010 17:34:09

    I think the question should be, do you wipe towards your genitals or away?

  18. DistincT
    Date: Wed, Sep 29 2010 17:58:36

    @Mike There was a thread in UPSBv3 About that :P

  19. happy_happy
    Date: Thu, Sep 30 2010 00:02:43

    DistincT wrote: @Mike There was a thread in UPSBv3 About that :P
    someone should redo that anyway, I sit so I don't look at the paper and I throw that shit back into the toilet :P

  20. Jamal
    Date: Thu, Sep 30 2010 00:04:19

    @happy_happy , you have to look at the paper to see if theres more to wipe or not D:

  21. Twine
    Date: Thu, Sep 30 2010 03:42:24

    @nateiskewl That's prolly not a good sign .___.

  22. Tetsip
    Date: Thu, Sep 30 2010 03:47:46

    I wipe kinda leaning forward outta my seat. Then i look at it and smell it then sometimes taste it.

  23. Vassenato
    Date: Thu, Sep 30 2010 04:00:04

    Tetsip wrote: I wipe kinda leaning forward outta my seat. Then i look at it and smell it then sometimes taste it.
    Hawt

  24. whysosrs
    Date: Thu, Sep 30 2010 04:35:04

    What? Who wipes. Every time I'm done shitting, there is a bar of soap in front of me some guy drop. I just bend down to grab it, and when I stand back up, my butt is all clean.

  25. Tetsip
    Date: Thu, Sep 30 2010 04:39:25

    Damn. Sounds hot.

  26. ChiefSnake
    Date: Sun, Oct 3 2010 03:44:36

    So I tried this today. You sit facing backwards that the water tank is facing you. This way is surprising comfortable and you even have a battle station in front of you that you can place your favorite action figures on. There's even a lever to launch torpedos.