UPSB v4
Off-topic / Pick-up Lines
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Date: Tue, Sep 21 2010 07:28:41
B) Share them.
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Date: Tue, Sep 21 2010 08:28:07
did you fart? cuz u blew me away
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Date: Tue, Sep 21 2010 09:45:58
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living ?
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Date: Tue, Sep 21 2010 10:45:45
i have braces, you have braces lets make sparks !
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Date: Tue, Sep 21 2010 12:14:44
SJ wrote: did you fart? cuz u blew me away
Bahhahaha, I actually Lol'd -
Date: Tue, Sep 21 2010 13:01:25
How's it going?
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Date: Tue, Sep 21 2010 13:14:13
Is gillette your name? Because you are the best a man can get.
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Date: Tue, Sep 21 2010 13:15:52
neXus wrote: How's it going?
Good, i suppose. -
Date: Tue, Sep 21 2010 13:23:18
Not only good but actually working.
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Date: Tue, Sep 21 2010 14:05:12
Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.
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Date: Tue, Sep 21 2010 15:45:09
Your eyes r as blue as my toilet water
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Date: Tue, Sep 21 2010 16:40:08
if you were a booger id pick you first!!!
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Date: Tue, Sep 21 2010 19:31:42
neXus wrote: How's it going?
I approve. -
Date: Tue, Sep 21 2010 21:14:01
Are you tired, because you have been running through my mind all day
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Date: Tue, Sep 21 2010 21:17:03
You are an acid and I am litmus, everytime I meet you I turn bright red. If only you and I could form a redox cell, the potential between us would be pretty high. I have mass. You have mass. We are attracted to each other. I want to invent Uranium Iodide, just so U and I could be together. :)
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Date: Tue, Sep 21 2010 21:39:44
Potatoes
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Date: Tue, Sep 21 2010 21:42:39
if we were both squirrels would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
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Date: Tue, Sep 21 2010 21:52:57
If i did karate, i would split you in half.
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Date: Tue, Sep 21 2010 21:55:53
Ohayo wrote: If i did karate, i would split you in half.
LOL. -
Date: Tue, Sep 21 2010 22:08:01
are you a chicken farmer? because u sure know how to raise a cock I'm like a firefighter the hotter you are the faster i come
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Date: Tue, Sep 21 2010 22:37:56
Ohayo wrote: If i did karate, i would split you in half.
....i dun get it -
Date: Wed, Sep 22 2010 00:55:53
I pen spin.
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Date: Wed, Sep 22 2010 01:11:30
SJ wrote: ....i dun get it
Split as in splitting/opening up her legs and revealing the you-know-what. -
Date: Wed, Sep 22 2010 01:32:02
Who are you?
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Date: Wed, Sep 22 2010 02:11:23
Is your dad a baker? Cus your buns are hot.
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Date: Wed, Sep 22 2010 03:25:48
WOW id actually use that one LOL
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Date: Wed, Sep 22 2010 03:30:53
Do you work for AT&T? Cuz you're raising my bars. The best one evar: Obama style. -dumps ice cold drink on girls top- CHANGE!
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Date: Wed, Sep 22 2010 03:51:36
AllOneWish wrote: You are an acid and I am litmus, everytime I meet you I turn bright red. If only you and I could form a redox cell, the potential between us would be pretty high. I have mass. You have mass. We are attracted to each other. I want to invent Uranium Iodide, just so U and I could be together. :)
LOL. Oh dear, I'm a nerd. -
Date: Wed, Sep 22 2010 04:24:34
SEX?!
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Date: Wed, Sep 22 2010 04:35:00
You make me increase the entropy of the universe. You're hot, and I'm giving off heat. What does it take to get over your activation barrier? You should be a galvanic cell, there's obviously electricity between us. I would really like to titrate with you. Let's live like monosaccharides, sweet and simple. Are you a Lewis Acid? Cause I have some electrons to donate.
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Date: Wed, Sep 22 2010 04:36:10
the average human is over 200 bones, can i put one in you?
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Date: Wed, Sep 22 2010 06:28:43
If looks could kill, you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
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Date: Wed, Sep 22 2010 22:47:00
Hey angel, you duh sexy.
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Date: Thu, Sep 23 2010 12:22:30
suck my dick?
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Date: Thu, Sep 23 2010 13:54:57
Your face, your ass... What's the difference? I tell you, the Duke knows how to pick up women.
AllOneWish wrote: You make me increase the entropy of the universe. You're hot, and I'm giving off heat. What does it take to get over your activation barrier? You should be a galvanic cell, there's obviously electricity between us. I would really like to titrate with you. Let's live like monosaccharides, sweet and simple. Are you a Lewis Acid? Cause I have some electrons to donate.
Damn, those suck harder than the vacuum of deep space. Clearly just pulled out of Uranus. -
Date: Thu, Sep 23 2010 22:08:31
do you do karate? because your body is kickin'
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Date: Fri, Sep 24 2010 07:12:01
"Excuse me Miss, my dick just died. Do you mind if I bury it in your asshole?" - Doug Benson
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Date: Sun, May 1 2011 22:59:35
I want to give you AIDS. If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you. We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA. If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough? If life's a disease, the only way I could spread it is with you.
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Date: Sun, May 1 2011 23:14:57
hoiboy wrote: I want to give you AIDS. If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you. We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA. If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough? If life's a disease, the only way I could spread it is with you.
LOL i laughed the mods at the endoplasmic reticulum one lol Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date? Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you? I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night? You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me. edit: [video=youtube;YTg0xRwlf14]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTg0xRwlf14&[/video] -
Date: Mon, May 2 2011 00:20:21
I just shit my pants, could I get in yours?
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Date: Mon, May 2 2011 04:11:26
"Hi, I'm __________, what's your name?" ^.^
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Date: Mon, May 2 2011 04:16:38
MonsterPandasEatTofu wrote: "Hi, I'm __________, what's your name?" ^.^
Nononono, that never works. -
Date: Mon, May 2 2011 04:44:18
works for me
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Date: Mon, May 2 2011 04:46:59
MonsterPandasEatTofu wrote: works for me
ur a girl? ur probably hot? -
Date: Mon, May 2 2011 04:55:45
DrakeOhMeteor007 wrote: ur a girl? ur probably hot?
errr... I'm a girl I don't know if I'm hot though >.< -
Date: Mon, May 2 2011 04:56:46
MonsterPandasEatTofu wrote: errr... I'm a girl I don't know if I'm hot though >.<
You look like a man with long hair and glasses. Hi my name's Krispy Kreme, lets fuck. -
Date: Mon, May 2 2011 04:59:43
*bust out your cock* if she doesn't figure it out she's too dumb(read:not that slutty) for you to fuck anyway.
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Date: Tue, May 3 2011 12:26:53
Hi there, aren't you that girl who did a nose job and epicanthoplasty last summer?
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Date: Tue, May 3 2011 14:07:18
Is that a mirror in your pocket, cause I can see myself in your pants. Hey babe. Lets play house. You be the door and Ill slam you. If I could rearrange the alpabet, Id put U and I together. How do you like your eggs? I need to know for tomarrow morning. hehe.
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Date: Tue, May 3 2011 14:32:00
there are so many tagalog pick up lines w/c are both funny and corny but would totally sound corny if it's translated in English..it wouldn't just have the same impact / meaning to it
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Date: Tue, May 3 2011 14:43:24
XYZaki wrote: Nononono, that never works.
No it works, just probably not as the opening line. -
Date: Wed, May 4 2011 02:38:31
its not really pick up lines but it relates [video=youtube;VVCcMpLe3_U]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVCcMpLe3_U&[/video]
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Date: Wed, May 4 2011 03:35:10
Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial? I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you back to my domain. I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
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Date: Wed, May 4 2011 08:15:32
Mike wrote: I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
Love this. -
Date: Wed, May 4 2011 17:02:27
eye bet you 20 dollars i could put my lips on yours without actually kissing you (lean in and kiss her) give her 20 dollars and say totally worth it.
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Date: Thu, May 5 2011 00:50:31
DrakeOhMeteor007;90440]its not really pick up lines but it relates [video=youtube;VVCcMpLe3_U]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVCcMpLe3_U&[/video][/QUOTE] haha pretty funny... surprised he actually got some #s... unless it was staged. do u know where it was at? some had same area code as mine lol [QUOTE=juggalo666666 wrote: eye bet you 20 dollars i could put my lips on yours without actually kissing you (lean in and kiss her) give her 20 dollars and say totally worth it.
heres a better one. I bet you 20 bucks you won't go out with me. winwin -
Date: Thu, May 5 2011 01:05:29
SJ wrote: haha pretty funny... surprised he actually got some #s... unless it was staged. do u know where it was at? some had same area code as mine lol heres a better one. I bet you 20 bucks you won't go out with me. winwin
nope [video=youtube;YJ5QYeJo9xU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJ5QYeJo9xU&[/video] [video=youtube;VAGiQ3AWKqI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAGiQ3AWKqI[/video] -
Date: Thu, May 5 2011 01:47:55
If i were a squirrel and you were a tree. I'd stick my nuts into your hole first.
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Date: Thu, May 5 2011 01:52:34
you're so beautiful I love every bone in your body...including mine.
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Date: Thu, May 5 2011 01:53:42
neXus wrote: How's it going?
best one. this thread reminds me of "the game"... i hate that shit... but to join in the fun: i made up my own pick up line, with extra cheese hey girl are you original? cuz YOUnique B) ps its not supposed to make sense, even though it kinda does -
Date: Thu, May 5 2011 02:42:21
- hey girl you sure you're not a parking ticket cuz you got FINE written all over you - I wish you were a fridge so I could put my meat inside you - Lets play titanic youll be the ocean and ill go down on you - Boy: hey you dropped something, Girl: what?, Boy: The conversation lets pick it up _ Girl you're like a Ducati, the more I ride you, the faster you go lol that's the only one I made up the ones above I heard from friends
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Date: Thu, May 5 2011 03:35:13
No actully the best opening statement is: Girl: hey why are you covering your face ? You: cuz you"ll probably slap me after I tell you the following pick-up lines
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Date: Sat, May 7 2011 02:01:24
Me: "Hey I got a magic watch that says you're not wearing any panties. Girl: "I am" Me "Oh sorry it's 5 minutes fast.
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Date: Sat, May 7 2011 03:38:38
M@V3R1CK wrote: Me: "Hey I got a magic watch that says you're not wearing any panties. Girl: "I am" Me "Oh sorry it's 5 minutes fast.
LOL Guy: Hey, drinks on me Girl: THanks Girl gets drunk Guy takes her to his place They have fun Regretments take place XD -
Date: Sat, May 7 2011 06:05:18
Those pants look good on you, but they would look better laying on my floor. Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?