UPSB v4

Off-topic / Story time with DarkNRG

  1. ShadowParadox
    Date: Wed, Feb 26 2014 20:00:33

    Ok so I heard this story a couple of weeks ago and everyone who I have told it to thinks I'm demented, so I thought that the UPSB forums would be a great place for it. Ok let's start. Feedback and opinions would be great... So thousands of years ago, there was this prince who was born with 2 penises. When he grew up he wanted to marry a woman with 2 vaginas. But he could never find her. So the prince died and still had no wife. When the prince was Dead he came bac to earth as a ghost and still continued his search to find a woman with 2 vaginas. But could still not find any. The prince started to become angry and started to fuck with people's nostrils using his 2 dicks. The moral of the story is that when we get colds and our noses are blocked up the prince is fucking with your nostrils. And the reason why we get runny noses is because the prince has ejaculated in your nose and all of his cum is running down your face. :-). So what do u think of my story?

  2. Ignator
    Date: Wed, Feb 26 2014 20:25:09

    Ok. How high are you?

  3. Ceru Seiyu
    Date: Wed, Feb 26 2014 20:25:31

    I'm scarred for life.

  4. JackyMacky
    Date: Wed, Feb 26 2014 20:59:59

    You copy pasta-ed this from the Internet which got it off from a book.

  5. ShadowParadox
    Date: Wed, Feb 26 2014 21:07:36

    JackyMacky wrote: You copy pasta-ed this from the Internet which got it off from a book.
    I quote "a story that I heard a couple of weeks ago"

  6. Soren
    Date: Wed, Feb 26 2014 21:37:27

    And I thought today's trip on 4chan was fucking weird.

  7. LighT*
    Date: Wed, Feb 26 2014 22:19:19

    DarkNRG, your very creative. Maybe make one that has more of a fully developed plot and characters that are more static (more developed characters).

  8. Awesome
    Date: Wed, Feb 26 2014 23:10:12

    There is a flaw in your story. If he was a prince he could easily obtain more than one wife and they wouldn't complain. Any reasonable man as a prince would have multiple wifes, solving his 2 penis problem.

  9. [TGN]
    Date: Thu, Feb 27 2014 10:12:22

    get some sleep

  10. SiL
    Date: Thu, Feb 27 2014 10:50:02

    he must have a small dick to be able to nasal sex us

  11. Whirlpool
    Date: Thu, Feb 27 2014 11:37:44

    10/10 would not read again. I thought this was like a life story, when I saw the title.