UPSB v4

Forum Games / Pun Jokes

  1. ItsNick
    Date: Mon, Aug 26 2013 00:48:13

    Well, its pretty simple, just create a pun joke. Me first Why are Italians so good at making coffee? Because they really know how to espresso themselves.

  2. Mystic
    Date: Mon, Aug 26 2013 01:42:40

    This could turn out to be pretty punny.

  3. Nick
    Date: Mon, Aug 26 2013 02:25:47

    what does darth vader use to make himself rise through the atmosphere of the given planet he is on

  4. Xienix
    Date: Mon, Aug 26 2013 08:48:11

    Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. [SPOILER="epic sound fx"][video=youtube;6zXDo4dL7SU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zXDo4dL7SU[/video][/SPOILER]

  5. DioBrando
    Date: Mon, Aug 26 2013 09:33:31

    whale cum

  6. ItsNick
    Date: Mon, Aug 26 2013 11:50:56

    Bicycles cant stand-alone two-tired

  7. [TGN]
    Date: Mon, Aug 26 2013 13:08:30

    Time to make a pun- oh wait I kan think of one.

  8. miyat
    Date: Mon, Aug 26 2013 20:33:54

    this thread has me in stitches, just kidding, it's too childish

  9. Soren
    Date: Mon, Aug 26 2013 22:15:59

    Having Obama's initials must stink.

  10. 20%
    Date: Tue, Aug 27 2013 12:22:22

    Why are Italians so good at making coffee? Because they really know how to espresso themselves.
    Moses must be better, hebrews it

  11. ItsNick
    Date: Tue, Aug 27 2013 16:53:55

    That old italian chef pasta way.

  12. MarcusPS
    Date: Thu, Aug 29 2013 03:01:36

    Why the steak taste so bad? Because you made a mi[B]steak[/B] on it.

  13. 20%
    Date: Thu, Aug 29 2013 09:08:02

    good to know i can do sign language, pretty handy i wondered why the baseball got bigger, then it hit me

  14. ItsNick
    Date: Fri, Aug 30 2013 15:19:26

    A baker stopped making donuts after he got tired of the hole thing

  15. 20%
    Date: Sat, Aug 31 2013 14:56:26

    two silk worm had a race, they ended up in a tie

  16. Zelphus
    Date: Sun, Sep 1 2013 07:28:31

    Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

  17. frozenpopsicles
    Date: Sun, Sep 1 2013 08:01:27

    http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web05/2012/6/6/14/anigif_enhanced-buzz-2448-1339009167-14.gif

  18. Zelphus
    Date: Sun, Sep 1 2013 15:24:44

    My friend told me she craps only once a month. I told her that she’s full of shit.

  19. ItsNick
    Date: Mon, Sep 2 2013 09:10:14

    The hipster burnt his mouth as he ate pizza before it was cool

  20. 20%
    Date: Thu, Sep 5 2013 14:01:01

    you house is a female, cause it has address

  21. ItsNick
    Date: Thu, Sep 5 2013 15:35:05

    Making bad chemistry puns because the good ones Argon.

  22. [4-OH-4]
    Date: Thu, Sep 5 2013 15:40:17

    @ItsNick I have a good one,but im afraid there'd be no reaction...

  23. ItsNick
    Date: Sat, Sep 7 2013 13:01:34

    If you have problem while peeing, urine trouble.

  24. HobbyLogics
    Date: Sat, Sep 7 2013 22:46:42

    Spoiler
    Spoiler
    Spoiler

  25. Nick
    Date: Sun, Sep 8 2013 00:07:09

    Im reading a book about antigravity; its impossible 2 put down

  26. Kcom2002
    Date: Sun, Sep 8 2013 00:38:01

    pun

  27. ItsNick
    Date: Mon, Sep 9 2013 06:43:33

    A horse is a very stable animal. Never take your raft down the Nile river. It'll pop instantly. Police :You are arrested for creating too much pun. Crime :Whats my [B]pun[/B]ishment? Police :FFFFFUUUUU

  28. Kcom2002
    Date: Mon, Sep 9 2013 13:14:32

    Syrians hacking UPSB? I mean Seria-sly. Pun stolen from [TGN]. xD A new admin named "sec96", wait a SEC, it's a hacker. wot.

  29. Reason
    Date: Tue, Sep 10 2013 02:42:46

    did you hear about the pen spinner with long hair? its down to his midbak!

  30. Kemu
    Date: Tue, Sep 10 2013 05:05:14

    Kcom2002 wrote: Syrians hacking UPSB? I mean Seria-sly. Pun stolen from [TGN]. xD A new admin named "sec96", wait a SEC, it's a hacker. wot.
    at least they arent Syrial Killers

  31. ItsNick
    Date: Sat, Sep 14 2013 03:29:29

    I change my iPod name to titanic, it is syncing now

  32. ItsNick
    Date: Sun, Sep 22 2013 15:34:57

    Its double post but who cares?

  33. wise_~fusion~
    Date: Tue, Sep 24 2013 14:53:56

    The teacher is unhappy, because it is her [B]period[/B] now xP

  34. Soren
    Date: Sat, Sep 28 2013 00:43:28

    ItsNick wrote: http://i1161.photobucket.com/albums/q512/Nick_Chan1/599705_218473794980076_1459877050_n_zps2d291a12.jpg Its double post but who cares?
    I care, reported.