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Forum Games / Yo Mama Jokes
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Date: Fri, Nov 23 2012 01:04:02
I know, I know, "yo mama jokes are old!" But who cares? Only rule is [B]NO FIGHTING[/B]. Just share any funny yo mama jokes, there's no winners, obviously cuz this thread will go on forever, so don't try to be the "winner" please! So, your mom is stupid she bought a solar powered flashlight.
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Date: Fri, Nov 23 2012 01:27:43
Are we seriously doing this? Fine. Yo Momma's so fat even Nationwide isn't on her side.
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Date: Fri, Nov 23 2012 01:39:56
Yo mama's so fat she sat on an iphone and made an ipad
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Date: Fri, Nov 23 2012 01:56:25
yo mama so fat she went to burger king and couldn't have it her way..! Yo mama is so fat that you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through!
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Date: Fri, Nov 23 2012 01:57:30
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her ten years to live.
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Date: Fri, Nov 23 2012 01:58:07
Yo mama is so fat that when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.
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Date: Fri, Nov 23 2012 04:01:13
you mama is soooo fat that when she walks past the tv 3 shows and a commercial have already gone by.
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Date: Fri, Nov 23 2012 04:05:26
yo mama is diabetic she had to have both feet amputated... were these supposed to be funny?
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Date: Fri, Nov 23 2012 04:25:48
(ghetto tone) Your mama so fat that we're (serious tone) extremely concerned for her health.
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Date: Fri, Nov 23 2012 05:06:18
Your mom is so stupid she thought dunkin donuts was a basketball team LOL Jagex
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Date: Fri, Nov 23 2012 05:15:35
you mam is so stupid when i told her it was chilli outside she grabbed a spoon and ran outside as fast as she could!
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Date: Fri, Nov 23 2012 06:30:11
Quake;234014] Yo Momma's so fat even Nationwide isn't on her side.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Alex wrote: Your mom is so stupid she thought dunkin donuts was a basketball team
these two. mother. fucking. GENIUS. I laughed so hard at these two. -
Date: Fri, Nov 23 2012 06:55:48
yo mamma so fat that she's morbidly obese! [SIZE="1"]...oh wait[/SIZE]
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Date: Fri, Nov 23 2012 06:56:22
YO MAMMA SO FAT I COULDN'T FIT HER ON THE FIRST POST!
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Date: Fri, Nov 23 2012 08:55:41
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Date: Fri, Nov 23 2012 17:06:17
Your mom is so stupid she stared at a can of orange juice for one day, just because it said concentrate.
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Date: Fri, Nov 23 2012 20:57:02
Yo mama is so fat that she use cheatcodes with wii fit :P
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Date: Fri, Nov 23 2012 21:02:46
heh we don't really do these jokes in the UK. Never seen or heard one before! :lol: Anyway, I think I get it. You're momma
? ok here's my try. You're momma so old, she uses papyrus to write on! -
Date: Sat, Nov 24 2012 04:29:12
Good one, Mats... Your mom is so old, I told her to act her age and she turned to dust.
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Date: Thu, Dec 6 2012 08:28:51
Yo mama is so fat that when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down. Yo mama is so fat that she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
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Date: Thu, Dec 6 2012 12:19:26
A teacher : if there is a mango tree in the middle of the sea how you will go and pluck the mango, student : I will swim to pluck it, Teacher: was angry and asked will your father swim to middle of the sea to pluck the mango. Student : Did you father go and kept the mango tree in the middle of the sea.
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Date: Thu, Dec 6 2012 17:13:43
Your mama so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. Your mama so fat when she puts on a yellow dress people scream the "sun is falling". Your mama so old she sat beside Jesus in the third grade.
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Date: Thu, Dec 6 2012 19:43:12
Yo mama so fat, when she jump, she made and bottomless hole
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Date: Fri, Dec 7 2012 03:59:40
Yo mama so stupid, she drowned in a puddle. Yo mama so stupid, she was hit by a parked car. Yo mama so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
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Date: Fri, Dec 7 2012 04:11:32
Your mama's so fat. :trollface:
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Date: Fri, Dec 7 2012 06:31:32
Your mom is so stupid she got tangled up in a cordless phone. Your mom is so ugly she walked into a haunted house and came out with a job application. Your mom is so poor I tripped at her front door and fell into her backyard.
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Date: Fri, Dec 7 2012 07:27:18
Yo mama is so fat that she cant see her toes or touch em
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Date: Fri, Dec 7 2012 15:03:06
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and sleep on the floor Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
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Date: Fri, Dec 7 2012 15:18:37
Yo mama gave birth to you. What does that say about her?
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Date: Fri, Dec 7 2012 19:14:17
Ya mumma so fat when she sat on the iphone dhe made the ipad
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Date: Sat, Dec 8 2012 05:43:48
Your mom is so stupid she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.
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Date: Sat, Dec 8 2012 10:46:31
Yo mama so stupid.... THAT SHE TRIED TO CLIMB THE MOUNTAIN DEW !
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Date: Sat, Dec 8 2012 11:09:45
I got a good one: Yo mama so ugly, Bob the Builder said "I can't fix that" Another one: Yo mama so fat she didn't need the internet, she was already worldwide
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Date: Sat, Dec 8 2012 13:20:51
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Date: Sat, Dec 8 2012 22:11:32
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Date: Sat, Dec 8 2012 23:34:13
Your mom is so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everyone.
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Date: Sun, Dec 9 2012 01:47:47
yo mama so fat. fat.
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Date: Sun, Dec 9 2012 02:06:43
Yamaguchi wrote: yo mama so fat. fat.
I laughed so hard. -
Date: Sun, Dec 9 2012 04:19:51
Your mom is so stupid, when she went to the movies and saw "Under 18 not admitted," she invited 17 other friends to come with her.
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Date: Mon, Dec 10 2012 10:29:40
Yo mama so fat, even Dora can't explore her
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Date: Mon, Dec 10 2012 17:16:49
Your mom is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money Your mom is so stupid, she needs a recipe to make iced cubes
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Date: Wed, Dec 12 2012 16:57:22
Yo mama so fat when she sat on 8" Pizza it became 29"
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Date: Fri, Dec 14 2012 02:39:54
Your mom is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard. Your mom is so fat, I snapped a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
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Date: Fri, Dec 14 2012 03:50:51
Yo mam so fat.......uh...she needs to check. Uh.. her weight!
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Date: Tue, Jan 8 2013 01:32:00
Your mom is so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone.
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Date: Thu, Jun 20 2013 17:46:17
Yo mama is like a mustard glass, everybody had their sausage in her :D The NASA called you, yo mama is blocking the sunlight :D Yo mama has only one leg and buys a scooter :D
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Date: Wed, Jun 26 2013 22:03:33
Yo mama is so fat, I can see her from my window.
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Date: Fri, Jun 28 2013 14:10:38
yo mama so old, she was classmate with jesus yo mama so poor, she cant pay attention yo mama so stupid, she spel word veri wrung
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Date: Fri, Jun 28 2013 15:22:17
Yo mama so ugly Justin bieber said never.
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Date: Fri, Aug 30 2013 19:57:58
Yo momma's so fat that even Neji couldn't hit her chakra points xD
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Date: Sat, Aug 31 2013 11:36:52
yo mama so old, her bible was autographed after watching passion of christ live