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Spammer's Bin / Joseph Kony Resignation

  1. TheAafg
    Date: Sat, Apr 21 2012 23:05:21

    Breaking: Joseph Kony has announced his resignation as head of the LRA as a response to the Kony 2012 campaign. Joseph Kony has announced his resignation as head of the LRA, Ugandas infamous militia force, as a response to the massive poster campaign taking place across Western cities. “I wasn’t afraid at first, i didnt think they would try this,” Kony was quoted as saying. “But when i saw 4 people putting up posters in Basildon, i became extremely scared for my safety. They want to take me to The Hague. I cant stand Holland. Too flat. I will hereby tender my resignation.” The news was warmly recepted by participators in the campaign. “Im sooooo glad we finally showed the world what WE are capable of if we ALL pull together!” said one white girl in London. “Im just so glad he has been stopped, now hopefully the country of Africa will be ok!” Some, however, have not taken to the news so well. Kony 2012 founder Jason Russell was quoted as saying: “HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAINTAIN AN ERECTION WITH ALL YOU PEOPLE LOOKING AT ME?!?! IM JUST WALKING MY PENIS. LEAVE ME ALONE!” Whether or not the organisation will go on to undertake further operations is currently not confirmed, but one thing is for sure; white people always win.

  2. kaku
    Date: Sat, Apr 21 2012 23:13:23

    i thought he was dead or something. idk. if he really did resign, he still deserves to be shot.

  3. Vassenato
    Date: Sat, Apr 21 2012 23:34:22

    who fucking cares.

  4. Pudels Kern
    Date: Sun, Apr 22 2012 00:05:26

    Im just so glad he has been stopped, now hopefully the country of Africa will be ok!
    Lovely. Now it's time to party: http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/412210/jackin-it-in-san-diego

  5. SJ
    Date: Sun, Apr 22 2012 07:43:37

    theres a reason this is in SB...

  6. Krypton
    Date: Sun, Apr 22 2012 08:01:44

    Can't stand the Netherlands because it's too flat. Wat.

  7. mintypaladin
    Date: Mon, Apr 23 2012 14:50:55

    remember # of arrests Jason Russell-1 Joseph Kony- 0

  8. nateiskewl
    Date: Mon, Apr 23 2012 22:54:10

    Vassenato wrote: who fucking cares.
    .

  9. Tetsip
    Date: Mon, Apr 23 2012 23:56:01

    i dont give a shit about this shit.

  10. AoD1
    Date: Tue, Apr 24 2012 11:36:48

    whos Joseph Kony????

  11. juggalo666666
    Date: Thu, Apr 26 2012 14:57:03

    Who cares yo.