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Spammer's Bin / Yo momma jokes thread.

  1. Jamal
    Date: Tue, Jul 27 2010 03:53:58

    So yeah, just post your best yo momma jokes here, people can battle if they like O_o Ill start off with: Yo momma is like cardboard, flat, and easy to nail! ZING! ok that was kind of stupid so lets hear some good ones

  2. shoeman6
    Date: Tue, Jul 27 2010 03:58:39

    Yo momma, gave birth to you. ZING!

  3. VendettaBF
    Date: Tue, Jul 27 2010 04:04:01

    your mother wouldnt like this at all

  4. mintypaladin
    Date: Tue, Jul 27 2010 04:04:32

    yo momma so stupid...she sat on the tv and watched the couch

  5. shoeman6
    Date: Tue, Jul 27 2010 04:05:59

    Yo momma so fat, her doctor put her on cholesterol lowering medication.

  6. Jamal
    Date: Tue, Jul 27 2010 04:07:02

    yo momma so fat, when she asked for a waterbed, they put a blanket over a lake

  7. shoeman6
    Date: Tue, Jul 27 2010 04:35:11

    yo momma so ugly, it really explains a lot.

  8. SuiXidaL
    Date: Wed, Jul 28 2010 08:01:49

    yo momma so dumb she tried drowning a gold fish.

  9. nateiskewl
    Date: Wed, Jul 28 2010 08:18:57

    shoeman6 wrote: Yo momma, gave birth to you. ZING!
    Yo, mamma, bad, grammer,.

  10. {TH}Enzo
    Date: Wed, Jul 28 2010 11:02:40

    nateiskewl wrote: Yo, mamma, bad, [B]grammer[/B],.
    Yo mamma taught yo wrong spelling.XD

  11. EliteN00Bz
    Date: Mon, Aug 23 2010 13:58:30

    Yo mama so good at throwing knives she hit herself w/ her hand ZING

  12. SJ
    Date: Tue, Aug 24 2010 07:18:17

    {TH}Enzo wrote: Yo mamma taught yo wrong spelling.XD
    lol troll'd yo mama so ugly, she got caught looking out teh window

  13. Colin
    Date: Wed, Aug 25 2010 01:21:06

    Yo mama so ugly, not even Goldfish crackers'll smile back at her

  14. Remorse
    Date: Wed, Aug 25 2010 01:37:37

    Yo Mama so fat, when she jumps for joy she gets stuck :o

  15. Ohayo
    Date: Wed, Aug 25 2010 01:44:01

    Yo mama is so ugly, burger king doesn't want to have it her way.

  16. Colin
    Date: Wed, Aug 25 2010 02:17:24

    ReM0RsE wrote: Yo Mama so fat, when she jumps for joy she gets stuck :o
    that's only funny if you have an Asian accent :p

  17. nateiskewl
    Date: Wed, Aug 25 2010 22:52:49

    YO MAMMA BE SO FAT DAT WEN SHE BE PLAYIN FOOTBAL WIT HER KIDS SHE BE DA FIELD

  18. Hippo2626
    Date: Thu, Aug 26 2010 00:40:53

    Yo mamma so clumsy that she tripped over the wireless telephone.

  19. Remorse
    Date: Thu, Aug 26 2010 00:44:47

    Colin wrote: that's only funny if you have an Asian accent :p
    Haha, totally agree XD, I should have put *Azn Accent* in front of it :p

  20. CrackerJack
    Date: Sat, Aug 28 2010 00:34:47

    Yo mamma like a brick wall, flat on both sides and gets laid by mexicans ZING!

  21. DJ Abraham Lincoln
    Date: Sat, Aug 28 2010 15:10:09

    Your mom is so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.

  22. SJ
    Date: Sat, Aug 28 2010 22:31:49

    yo mama so ugly, her sweat goes around her face. zing!

  23. xSpin
    Date: Sun, Aug 29 2010 01:19:49

    Yo mama is so....yeah.

  24. Glamouraz
    Date: Sun, Aug 29 2010 07:48:22

    Yo momma so fat NASA plans to fly her to the sky to plug the hole in the ozone layer